J Bizzle Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 My brother has been going for sunbeds for the last month, I have told him that it is for gheys and women only but he seems to think otherwise. He does look like a bit of a mincer anyway and has his ear pierced. What are your opinions of men going for sunbeds??
Scudamore Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 On the plus side he's more likely to die of skin cancer...
Saint_clark Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I go maybe twice during the winter, but in the summer I just go outdoors.
Rattlehead Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 Any men that do this are dirty logpushers. Women who do this are generally ugly and/or slags.
saint_stevo Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I often frequent a sunbed. Everyone loves a tan
J Bizzle Posted 12 June, 2009 Author Posted 12 June, 2009 I often frequent a sunbed. Everyone loves a tan But you are a queer.
OldNick Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 this is becoming a bit like the Brighton forum. Blokes are so vain nowadays, I suppose you pluck your eyebrows as well.
scott_saints Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 It's ridiculous! Me personally, I'm quite happy with my skin colour and don't feel the need to change it. All men who use sunbeds deserve a slow and painful death.
Clapham Saint Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 My brother has been going for sunbeds for the last month, I have told him that it is for gheys and women only but he seems to think otherwise. He does look like a bit of a mincer anyway and has his ear pierced. What are your opinions of men going for sunbeds?? Ask Stanley. He doesn't feel right without a tan.
OldNick Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I don't understand it. I've got beer belly, Hairy Chest & Nipples, Not Muscular & never shave properly or pluck eyebrows or mono brow. I still get girls & dont need to go to gym, sunbeds, moisturise and other gay man stuff.a quick splash of Brut 33 and you're ready, thats the stuff
Marsdinho Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 (edited) I really cant see why "men" want to look browner than they already are. Strange.... We live in England, it doesnt get much sun. NO ONE is expecting you to look brown. Also, even on a hot and sunny day, there is a queue of Eastern European woman outside the tanning shops in Shirley. Edited 12 June, 2009 by Marsdinho
saint_stevo Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 this is becoming a bit like the Brighton forum. Blokes are so vain nowadays, I suppose you pluck your eyebrows as well. Yes, mainly shave but the mrs plucks em sometimes Does he shave his pubes too? Yes i do, the hidden inch
aids victim Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I do the following: - Sunbed it up (for free, if I had to pay I wouldn't, as £9 for 9 mins is pointless) - Moisturise - Work out regularly - Shave my armpits and pubes I will think of more over the weekend, keep you on tenterhooks xx
saint_stevo Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I do the following: - Sunbed it up (for free, if I had to pay I wouldn't, as £9 for 9 mins is pointless) - Moisturise - Work out regularly - Shave my armpits and pubes I will think of more over the weekend, keep you on tenterhooks xx i do all the above, apart from working out due to a dodgy knee. but i also have eye cream which i apply before bed to remove dark shadows etc.
OldNick Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 i do all the above, apart from working out due to a dodgy knee. but i also have eye cream which i apply before bed to remove dark shadows etc. Im getting seriously worried about the men of today. Im starting to worry for you girls out there.
St Landrew Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I don't understand it. I've got beer belly, Hairy Chest & Nipples, Not Muscular & never shave properly or pluck eyebrows or mono brow. I still get girls & dont need to go to gym, sunbeds, moisturise and other gay man stuff. There will come a day when you won't appeal anymore. It may be sooner than you think.
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 There will come a day when you won't appeal anymore. It may be sooner than you think. Then it will be Scott's turn
tpbury Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I tend to go for blondes, but if you want to get intimate with metal, that's fine by me!
Arizona Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I know an Asian guy who frequents tanning sallons. Generally I think that women/men who use sunbeds are vain and slutty/fruity, but this just struck me as weird.
Dicko Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I know an Asian guy who frequents tanning sallons. Generally I think that women/men who use sunbeds are vain and slutty/fruity, but this just struck me as weird. An Asian guy?? Is he not already brown?
scott_saints Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I just don't understand the general obsession with wanting to be brown! Seriously, what's wrong with being white?
Kadeem Hardison Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I go to tanning salons for the same reason I go to saunas and the Common: casual unprotected gay sex.
saint lard Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I just don't understand the general obsession with wanting to be brown! Seriously, what's wrong with being white? Yeah,Micheal Jackson can't be wrong.....oh.
Jillyanne Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 Yeah,Micheal Jackson can't be wrong.....oh. Oi! :mad::mad::mad:
benjii Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I'm thinking of shaving my anal region. Does anyone do this? I find that sometimes little poo-cherries can get matted up in my arse beard. The anal hairs serve no real purpose and aren't even visible unless you spread so there's no danger of looking weird like you would if you were a man who shaved his pubes.
Arizona Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 An Asian guy?? Is he not already brown? Hence the striking and the weird.
Dog Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I wear eyeliner, pluck my eyebrows, shave my pubes right off, stick my penis up my ars3 and go down the pub to urinate in the ladies.
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I wear eyeliner, pluck my eyebrows, shave my pubes right off, stick my penis up my ars3 and go down the pub to urinate in the ladies. Are you also tanned ?
Redbul Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 Tbh, unless you are medically advised to go under a UV lamp like for a vitamin D deficiency, why bother? What next? An*l bleaching? Having said that, I do like jetting off in the cold, dark winter months for a bit of sun in the Canaries, but that's just to ease the depression of the damp, chilly, grey drudgery here.
BadgerBadger Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 I often frequent a sunbed. Everyone loves a tan you're not a man till you've had it with a tan
Crab Lungs Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 Well done to all those who still get girls, despite their lack of awareness on how important appearance is. Yes, I'm sure you still get girls... but you haven't divulged to anyone exactly 'what' quality of girl!!! Regardless, personality far outweighs looks in my experience... if you've got an amazing personality, you are on to a winner. If you are good looking and blessed with a personality, even better. If you are intelligent, great personality and also good looking, then you are unbeatable. Winning formula.
saint_stevo Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 f**king joking right? queer! No my eye cream cost me 11quid. Fructis Rollerball thingy Well done to all those who still get girls, despite their lack of awareness on how important appearance is. Yes, I'm sure you still get girls... but you haven't divulged to anyone exactly 'what' quality of girl!!! Regardless, personality far outweighs looks in my experience... if you've got an amazing personality, you are on to a winner. If you are good looking and blessed with a personality, even better. If you are intelligent, great personality and also good looking, then you are unbeatable. Winning formula. I have it all
Saint in Paradise Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 Well done to all those who still get girls, despite their lack of awareness on how important appearance is. Yes, I'm sure you still get girls... but you haven't divulged to anyone exactly 'what' quality of girl!!! Regardless, personality far outweighs looks in my experience... if you've got an amazing personality, you are on to a winner. If you are good looking and blessed with a personality, even better. If you are intelligent, great personality and also good looking, then you are unbeatable. Winning formula. Having a lot of MONEY beats all of the above.
Crab Lungs Posted 12 June, 2009 Posted 12 June, 2009 Having a lot of MONEY beats all of the above. this is true, so you have to be careful to weed out the shallow women. unfortunately, they are in the majority.
Denzil Posted 13 June, 2009 Posted 13 June, 2009 I shave my pubes, only to stop me getting crabs off all the dirters I ****.
Colinjb Posted 13 June, 2009 Posted 13 June, 2009 I shave my pubes, only to stop me getting crabs off all the dirters I ****. A touch of class.........
Dog Posted 13 June, 2009 Posted 13 June, 2009 Are you also tanned ? Fukc off mate, tans are for willy woofters!
OldNick Posted 13 June, 2009 Posted 13 June, 2009 the rich and aristocracy never wanted a tan as it looked as though they worked in the fields, being white gave a status at one time. I myself like to see woman with a tan.
Colinjb Posted 13 June, 2009 Posted 13 June, 2009 the rich and aristocracy never wanted a tan as it looked as though they worked in the fields, being white gave a status at one time. I myself like to see woman with a tan. Like to know they can do all the manual tasks for you yeah? Good man!
OldNick Posted 13 June, 2009 Posted 13 June, 2009 Like to know they can do all the manual tasks for you yeah? Good man! Yep even if they are ill
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