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My brother has been going for sunbeds for the last month, I have told him that it is for gheys and women only but he seems to think otherwise. He does look like a bit of a mincer anyway and has his ear pierced.

 

What are your opinions of men going for sunbeds??

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My brother has been going for sunbeds for the last month, I have told him that it is for gheys and women only but he seems to think otherwise. He does look like a bit of a mincer anyway and has his ear pierced.

 

What are your opinions of men going for sunbeds??

 

Ask Stanley. He doesn't feel right without a tan.

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I don't understand it.

 

I've got beer belly, Hairy Chest & Nipples, Not Muscular & never shave properly or pluck eyebrows or mono brow.

 

I still get girls & dont need to go to gym, sunbeds, moisturise and other gay man stuff.

a quick splash of Brut 33 and you're ready, thats the stuff
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I really cant see why "men" want to look browner than they already are. Strange....

 

We live in England, it doesnt get much sun. NO ONE is expecting you to look brown.

 

Also, even on a hot and sunny day, there is a queue of Eastern European woman outside the tanning shops in Shirley.

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I do the following:

 

- Sunbed it up (for free, if I had to pay I wouldn't, as £9 for 9 mins is pointless)

- Moisturise

- Work out regularly

- Shave my armpits and pubes

 

I will think of more over the weekend, keep you on tenterhooks xx

 

i do all the above, apart from working out due to a dodgy knee.

 

but i also have eye cream which i apply before bed to remove dark shadows etc.

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i do all the above, apart from working out due to a dodgy knee.

 

but i also have eye cream which i apply before bed to remove dark shadows etc.

 

Im getting seriously worried about the men of today. Im starting to worry for you girls out there.

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I don't understand it.

 

I've got beer belly, Hairy Chest & Nipples, Not Muscular & never shave properly or pluck eyebrows or mono brow.

 

I still get girls & dont need to go to gym, sunbeds, moisturise and other gay man stuff.

 

There will come a day when you won't appeal anymore. It may be sooner than you think. ;)

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I know an Asian guy who frequents tanning sallons. Generally I think that women/men who use sunbeds are vain and slutty/fruity, but this just struck me as weird.

 

An Asian guy??

 

Is he not already brown?

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I'm thinking of shaving my anal region.

 

Does anyone do this?

 

I find that sometimes little poo-cherries can get matted up in my arse beard. The anal hairs serve no real purpose and aren't even visible unless you spread so there's no danger of looking weird like you would if you were a man who shaved his pubes.

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fudge_packer.jpg

 

Tbh, unless you are medically advised to go under a UV lamp like for a vitamin D deficiency, why bother? What next? An*l bleaching?

 

Having said that, I do like jetting off in the cold, dark winter months for a bit of sun in the Canaries, but that's just to ease the depression of the damp, chilly, grey drudgery here.

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Well done to all those who still get girls, despite their lack of awareness on how important appearance is.

 

Yes, I'm sure you still get girls... but you haven't divulged to anyone exactly 'what' quality of girl!!!

 

Regardless, personality far outweighs looks in my experience... if you've got an amazing personality, you are on to a winner. If you are good looking and blessed with a personality, even better. If you are intelligent, great personality and also good looking, then you are unbeatable.

 

Winning formula.

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f**king joking right?

 

queer!

 

No my eye cream cost me 11quid. Fructis Rollerball thingy

 

Well done to all those who still get girls, despite their lack of awareness on how important appearance is.

 

Yes, I'm sure you still get girls... but you haven't divulged to anyone exactly 'what' quality of girl!!!

 

Regardless, personality far outweighs looks in my experience... if you've got an amazing personality, you are on to a winner. If you are good looking and blessed with a personality, even better. If you are intelligent, great personality and also good looking, then you are unbeatable.

 

Winning formula.

 

I have it all

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Well done to all those who still get girls, despite their lack of awareness on how important appearance is.

 

Yes, I'm sure you still get girls... but you haven't divulged to anyone exactly 'what' quality of girl!!!

 

Regardless, personality far outweighs looks in my experience... if you've got an amazing personality, you are on to a winner. If you are good looking and blessed with a personality, even better. If you are intelligent, great personality and also good looking, then you are unbeatable.

 

Winning formula.

 

 

Having a lot of MONEY beats all of the above. ;)

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the rich and aristocracy never wanted a tan as it looked as though they worked in the fields, being white gave a status at one time.

I myself like to see woman with a tan.

 

Like to know they can do all the manual tasks for you yeah? Good man! :D

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