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Gorilla farts so bad zoo forced to apologize

 

Gorillas at Chessington Zoo are in the mist of a stench caused by brussell sprouts. The Zoo in London was forced to issue an apology to guests after giving the gorillas a Christmas treat of Brussels sprouts. The brussell sprouts are very nutritious, but the stench caused by the gorilla farts caused horror amongst the men and women with reports of nausea and small children crying.

Gorilla keeper Michael Rozzi said:

“We feed the gorillas brussel sprouts during the winter because they are packed with vitamin C and have great nutritional benefits.

“Unfortunately, an embarrassing side effect is that it can cause bouts of flatulence in humans and animals alike.

“However, I don’t think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong.”

 

http://www.inquisitr.com/12744/gorillas-fart-stench-causes-zoo-to-apologize/

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Mine always seem worse on sundays in the changing rooms at football, god knows why, cos if i have not got a game they are not as bad.

 

Deep heat must multiply the stink.

TBH everything about your gaame stinks. No offence

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