scott_saints Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Would anyone know why this is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Do they smell of jizz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Only at weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Perhaps it is because they have had additional time overnight to ferment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Maybe your sense of smell is better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 The first sign of swine flu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 its because during the day you talk so much sh!t so the smell is divided between mouth and arse. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Would anyone know why this is? What about the morning after a night on the beers? F**king horrible!! (well mine are anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 mine stink this morning, on the stella yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 My worst ever was actually in the middle of the night. Woke both me and the Mrs up with a jolt and sting in the nostrels. I blamed it on the cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 I can top all of you. My farts could kill a small child 24/7; I have Ulcerative Colitis It has almost become a party trick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Does anyone ever get disgusted by their own farts, they're THAT bad?? I had this happen to me this morning. Now the day is in full flow though, the smell and frequency of the farts have decreased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Mine are so bad at the moment. Whenever I fart, someone in my office complains that they can taste it in their tea / coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 When I was doing student radio I unleashed one in the studio that literally cleared it mid link. So proud. When I immediately awakeng, not so much..... ten minutes after I wake up though..... jesus.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 My farts are that bad i use it for striping wallpaper and to crack coconuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 My farts are so bad the dog left the room.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Gorilla farts so bad zoo forced to apologize Gorillas at Chessington Zoo are in the mist of a stench caused by brussell sprouts. The Zoo in London was forced to issue an apology to guests after giving the gorillas a Christmas treat of Brussels sprouts. The brussell sprouts are very nutritious, but the stench caused by the gorilla farts caused horror amongst the men and women with reports of nausea and small children crying. Gorilla keeper Michael Rozzi said: “We feed the gorillas brussel sprouts during the winter because they are packed with vitamin C and have great nutritional benefits. “Unfortunately, an embarrassing side effect is that it can cause bouts of flatulence in humans and animals alike. “However, I don’t think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong.” http://www.inquisitr.com/12744/gorillas-fart-stench-causes-zoo-to-apologize/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilB Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Does anyone ever get disgusted by their own farts, they're THAT bad?? Everybody likes the smell of their own farts no matter how bad, even the ladies I bet. Nothing like a good wallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Mine always seem worse on sundays in the changing rooms at football, god knows why, cos if i have not got a game they are not as bad. Deep heat must multiply the stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Mine always seem worse on sundays in the changing rooms at football, god knows why, cos if i have not got a game they are not as bad. Deep heat must multiply the stink. TBH everything about your gaame stinks. No offence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 13 June, 2009 Share Posted 13 June, 2009 I think people should be charged for farting as it releases man made greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. People should fart in bottles and heat their houses from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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