What can you get away with calling your boss?

[thesaint sfc]

Muppet

Donut

Numpty

Idiot.

 

I'm trying to step it up a notch, but I don't really have the balls.

 

What is the worst thing you have ever called your boss?

[hamster]

Sir. He hates it.

 

I had a boss years ago though, who had hair growing from his ears, every time he entered a the room someone would say "hairy ears" but make it sound like "here 'e is". Twas hilarious.

[Hatch]

I can call him anything I like, he's 3000 miles away, he won't hear me.

[Al de Man]

See You Next Tuesday.

 

Quite frequently, but we have been working together for more than 12 years and I'm godfather to his youngest son.

 

The only people that get offended are female members of staff.

[Marsdinho]

Mingmong....

 

Mong for short.

[Dicko]

What do you call yourself?