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Interestingly, Dragonmart Mall in Dubai offers a centralised location for Chinese companies to get a toe hold into the supposedly lucrative Middle East market. While walking through the maze of shops today I mentioned - maybe I can get some cheap beach towels for my weekend snorkelling - and lo and behold - I get 4 at 1.80 EACH.

 

Wow, I could do with a nice summer bed cover, but you never find thin cotton ones - and the next shop had one at 19 quid.

 

Then found a shop selling fake football shirts. Ha I said I remember the days when you could get fake Saints shirts in Thailand for about 3 quid. AMAZINGLY the shop had absolutely NO fake Saints Shirts on sale.

 

Luckily, there was also a shop offering BIG DEELS (yes the spelling was right) So I had to do it - went in and asked if they had any news on any BIG DEELS. They said yes.

 

70% off Battery powered LED lamps that flashed in Red & White stripes..

 

Now THERE's a deal reckon I should get a few hundred for the Mega Store next season

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How on earth are we going to keep this thread going for so long when we are going to be talking, so to speak, about nothing? Nothing which could in fact be anything, which could be open to discussion. If it is open to discussion is it possible for someone to have an opinion on the subject opposite to mine or indeed yours?

Posted

Half a bee, philosophically

Must - ipso facto - half not be

But can a bee be said to be

An entire bee, when half the bee

Is not a bee, due to some ancient

Injury?

 

Singing: La dee dee, one two three

Eric the Half a bee

Posted

What a barmy thread. As Glenda Jackson once said proving the nonsence of this thread

 

I used to believe that anything was better than nothing. Now I know that sometimes nothing is better.

 

;)

Posted

I am more evil then the devil and more powerful then God

The poor have me, the rich want for me

And if you eat me you DIE!

 

What am I?

Posted

Its all relative. Try running round and round really really quickly, nearly the speed of light is ideal, and you will find time goes real slow compared to Pinnacle, who aren't running round and round at the speed of light. If you run fast enough in 5 minutes it will be friday and in 10 minutes it will be a week on Friday. Simple.

 

If einstein was alive he'd be turning in his grave.

Posted

I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance as to what is happening

 

Quite a good feeling really

 

Regards

 

 

Morph

Posted
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance as to what is happening

 

Quite a good feeling really

 

Regards

 

 

Morph

 

good to see the pretense of ITK has gone.

 

perhaps you could do cryptic hints about something else to keep us entertained while there is nothing to say?

Posted

"Nothing will come of nothing" - Shakespeare

 

or from a different intellectual level :

 

"You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! " - Monty Python (Life of Brian)

Posted

"When you've got nothing, you've got nothing to lose" - Bob Dylan

 

or...

 

"I started out with nothing, and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve

 

or...

 

"I've got nothing to say, but that's OK" - The Beatles

Posted
"When you've got nothing, you've got nothing to lose" - Bob Dylan

 

or...

 

"I started out with nothing, and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve

 

or...

 

"I've got nothing to say, but that's OK" - The Beatles

 

or....

 

"Freedom is just another word for NOTHING left to lose" - Kris Kristofferson (excuse spelling) from "Me and Bobby McGhee"

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