Micky Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 Errr you (we've) been had... The post we have all been waiting for (NOT)..... SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Are we all sitting comfortably...some on here already know the ins and outs of this, they are the ITKers.. But for those waiting to celebrate a special day...a very special day! It's Southampton related ..Arthur Rd., Shirley, in fact, on the 10th June 1944. Just 4 days after D-Day, I was born As I said, I've seen the documents, and the actual signatures on it, so it is true, it is my 65th birthday and now we can all celebrate the fact that I am an old age pensioner. My birth certificate was witnessed by my Aunt, who, fortunately is still with us and she confirmed quite catorgorically that it is my 65th birthday today I am in retirement offically , as from MIDNIGHT..confirmed by the DWP thank you all those on facebook for the e-cards and best wishes But I lost my bet..I couldn't get the Echo to bite, however the Saintsweb did run a thread on my post, and some speculated, as was anticipated. Some of the more sensible ones urged caution. Some are probably even waiting up to read this..if so... What i want to know is ' will you still love me now I'm 65?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 The "announcement............... Are we all sitting comfortably...some on here already know the ins and outs of this, they are the ITKers.. But for those waiting to celebrate a special day...a very special day! It's Southampton related ..Arthur Rd., Shirley, in fact, on the 10th June 1944. Just 4 days after D-Day, I was born As I said, I've seen the documents, and the actual signatures on it, so it is true, it is my 65th birthday and now we can all celebrate the fact that I am an old age pensioner. My birth certificate was witnessed by my Aunt, who, fortunately is still with us and she confirmed quite catorgorically that it is my 65th birthday today I am in retirement offically , as from MIDNIGHT..confirmed by the DWP thank you all those on facebook for the e-cards and best wishes But I lost my bet..I couldn't get the Echo to bite, however the Saintsweb did run a thread on my post, and some speculated, as was anticipated. Some of the more sensible ones urged caution. Some are probably even waiting up to read this..if so... What i want to know is ' will you still love me now I'm 65?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 get me his address. F*ckwit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 Oh how we larfed. Is it wrong to give a pensioner a kicking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 Poor doddery old **** probably doesn't know any better. Nevermind lads, it was on the cards really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I will happily kick his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 Poor doddery old **** probably doesn't know any better. Nevermind lads, it was on the cards really. I expect a PM with his address by 8am Not sure he will enjoy his retirement then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brightspark Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I can't believe anyone could possibly believe something would happen at midnight? was always way too Cinderella to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 of coarse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 At his age he needs all the excitement he can get and this obviously gave him a few 'kicks' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 Oh how we larfed. Is it wrong to give a pensioner a kicking? Nope - and he won't get to see sixty bloody six if he pulls more shyte like that either...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 Stupid old sod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatpix2003 Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 (edited) Patred, what a barrel of laughs you are, you'd have thought someone of your advanced years would have had a decent sense of humour wouldn't you, ****ing old fart, happy birthday Edited 9 June, 2009 by fatpix2003 Spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 get me his address. F*ckwit Arthur Rd, Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 Happy birthday. I'm off to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 sorry no good with links. Its clubfanzine.com/southampton. Read posts by patred. The info is from someone who was actually there when papers were signed apparently. He says he will reveal all at midnight. I have browsed the sight for about a year now and he seems a very well respected poster and has been right about everything he has posted in the past. Impossible - only those with real cred post on this messageboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 Arthur Rd, Shirley. His birthplace, a-ha i will have my vengeance! Remember that video we spoke of earlier Ponts? Oh yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 (edited) Thanks for that... Edited 10 June, 2009 by Saint Fan CaM At just gone midnight, the now deleted expletive seemed more appropriate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain saint Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I must say that was most entertaining actually! :smt113 Happy Birthday you old ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I must say that was most entertaining actually! :smt113 Happy Birthday you old ****! um....................no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 StEtienne is a moron as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain saint Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I must say though I dont go on that site much, just for the reason it looks so sh1t! This looks like a more modern forum, whereas that looks like a 70's porn site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Saints Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 What a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain saint Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 um....................no I still think he is a **** for doing it! but the build up was quite funny!:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 And I quote Patred - "over to the darkside..must take a quick peek" http://www.clubfanzine.com/southampton/v2.forum.posts.php?id_t=115156&page_no=3 What a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITKSaint Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I thought it was funny! "The best news comes to those who wait, not those desperately searching for it.", Mark Twain, 1861. (just off to update his wikipedia page to include this made-up quote ) Happy Birthday old-timer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patred44 Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I thought it was funny! "The best news comes to those who wait, not those desperately searching for it.", Mark Twain, 1861. (just off to update his wikipedia page to include this made-up quote ) Happy Birthday old-timer. ta muchly... and just a word from an old timer...never take life too seriously, death is far more serious in the long run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sad saints fan Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 Well I laughed but I am a silly old fart as well!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 It's been tomorrow for 43 minutes. Nothing so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 ta muchly... and just a word from an old timer...never take life too seriously, death is far more serious in the long run Happy Birthday Pat. Now finish your horlicks and someone will be along to tuck you in in a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxi_sopez Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 i laughed, good fun. happy birthday old man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red and White Army Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Pretty funny, nice job! We need to be able to laugh at ourselves in this life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Very funny, well done patred! Now, could a mod PLEASE amend the thread title to help save the planet and stop another 4,976 people reading this thread from start to finish and 1) Using up valuable scarce fossil fuels in running their computers 2) Avoid hitting their own 65th without noticing life went on without them while they were on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 LMFAO ... mainly because I wasn't amongst the many who stayed up in expectation of something to do with the takeover being announced (Mind you had it been set for Thurs midnight I would have been there with the rest of you ) Can't get the Beatles tune out of my head now, will have to go and dig it out and give it a play now!! Enjoy your well earned Bus Pass, spare time, pension and most importantly cheaper SFC Season Ticket Happy Birthday you old git, crack open a bottle of Sanatogen and pop a few vitamin tablets, clean up the Zimmerframe and crank up the volume on the gramophone and P A R T Y :smt113 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 People stayed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Hate to say I told you so......................but i did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 I must say though I dont go on that site much, just for the reason it looks so sh1t! This looks like a more modern forum, whereas that looks like a 70's porn site! Not being funny, but I don't remember the internet in the 70's.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Not being funny, but I don't remember the internet in the 70's.... Used to be known as real life ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Third Division South Days Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 LMFAO ... mainly because I wasn't amongst the many who stayed up in expectation of something to do with the takeover being announced (Mind you had it been set for Thurs midnight I would have been there with the rest of you ) Can't get the Beatles tune out of my head now, will have to go and dig it out and give it a play now!! Enjoy your well earned Bus Pass, spare time, pension and most importantly cheaper SFC Season Ticket Happy Birthday you old git, crack open a bottle of Sanatogen and pop a few vitamin tablets, clean up the Zimmerframe and crank up the volume on the gramophone and P A R T Y :smt113 you get the bus pass and reduced season ticket at 60 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Nobby Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Well I reckon that puts all the speculation in proportion. Happy birthday mush. At least we've got something to celebrate today. Cheers Saint Nobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRichmond Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 stand by for the echo nicking this... The only "Scoop" that the Echo are likely to get, is the one you pick Dog Sh*t up with ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Just read this- can't believe some of you actually took it seriously!! Someone on a innernet forum to be the person to exclusively reveal everything at midnight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derry Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Did I miss anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Well done Pat. Make the most of your faculties. Incontinence and a dribbly chin are just around the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Just read this- can't believe some of you actually took it seriously!! Someone on a innernet forum to be the person to exclusively reveal everything at midnight? My thoughts exactly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Lol at you lot staying up til midnight.Thankgod I didnt see the thread id have been with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Poor doddery old **** probably doesn't know any better. Nevermind lads, it was on the cards really. Sorry but is ageism allowed on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the scud Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 It won't happen for another week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 It won't happen for another week The next rumour or the actual takeover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Mullet Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 The real announcement will come at the end of the allotted period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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