What a Company!

[miserableoldgit]

Don`t know how accurate this is, but this was sent to me today:-

 

 

This is unbelievable, but true!

 

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics .

 

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

 

7 have been arrested for fraud

 

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

 

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

 

3 have done time for assault

 

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

 

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

 

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

 

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

 

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

 

Which organisation is this ?

 

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of b*****ds we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!

 

[Scudamore]

I'm outraged...

[Hatch]

You'd think they would learn, doing all the same things as last year...:-)

[Ponty]

This is one of those things that you want to believe, so badly, but you know is absolute b*llocks.

[miserableoldgit]

This is one of those things that you want to believe, so badly, but you know is absolute b*llocks.

Probably.

[benjii]

A crock of ****.

 

I have no doubt that if you can be bothered to go to some sort of "Urban Myth" website this will be exposed as total gash.

[Huffton]

It probably needs updating anyway. Several cases of fraud need to be added...

[Saint in Paradise]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp

[benjii]

A crock of ****.

 

I have no doubt that if you can be bothered to go to some sort of "Urban Myth" website this will be exposed as total gash.

 

http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp

 

Ahh!

 

There we go! Cheers.

[hamster]

Actually, I am surprised that the list isn't longer. I expect that's the official Government figures, not the real ones.

[Kadeem Hardison]

I'd like to work for that company. That's quite a good recruitment advert.

[Junction 9]

I'd like to work for that company. That's quite a good recruitment advert.

 

I'd vote for you.

[St Landrew]

In this day of almost instant and widespread communication, I'm slightly surprised someone hasn't yet proposed the idea of total government for the people and by the people - i.e. everyone has the opportunity to vote on every [major] issue, via the net. This could then eventually bring to an end the age old inefficient representative [MP] at Parliament. We'd just need the civil servants to shuffle the paperwork.