Another ball-achingly slow and frustrating period in the saga that is my morning..

[Pancake]

Just because the period of heating is 2 minutes, does it HAVE TO take 2 minutes ???

 

I really wonder about the procrastinating in bowl of Oat-so-simple sometimes...

[Pancake]

And the fact the microwave hasnt "beeped" in the last 10 seconds is telling...

[scott_saints]

It doesn't HAVE to. You can take it out sooner but it wont be quite as hot.

 

HTH

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Why does everything related to british breakfast turn into a cereal

[bungle]

Why does everything related to british breakfast turn into a cereal

 

I had wholemeal muffins.

[St Landrew]

Just because the period of heating is 2 minutes, does it HAVE TO take 2 minutes ???

 

I really wonder about the procrastinating in bowl of Oat-so-simple sometimes...

 

Ah... the youth of today. Instant gratification is all they want.

[bungle]

I have just realised what this thread is about.

[Arizona]

Just because the period of heating is 2 minutes, does it HAVE TO take 2 minutes ???

 

I really wonder about the procrastinating in bowl of Oat-so-simple sometimes...

 

You can do it a bit quicker with napalm, although it might caramelise the sugar on your porridge.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

You can do it a bit quicker with napalm, although it might caramelise the sugar on your porridge.

 

And give it an Oh So Subtle taste of petrol.

[Dannyboy_Saint]

Hmm i love the smell of napalmed porridge in the morning. Smells like .........victory.

[Ponty]

Hmm i love the smell of napalmed porridge in the morning. Smells like .........victory.

Tastes like sh*t.

[Arizona]

and it takes a good 5 hours off slow roasting a Christmas turkey.

[hamster]

Tastes like sh*t.

 

have you tasted sh*t Ponty? Actually, what taste would one compare the taste of sh*t to?

 

**** tastes like _______?

[Hatch]

have you tasted sh*t Ponty? Actually, what taste would one compare the taste of sh*t to?

 

**** tastes like _______?

 

My wifes Chilli Con Carnes I imagine.

[Jillyanne]

This thread will not please Alpine Saint.

[Arizona]

Why, do his balls ache?

[Jillyanne]

Why, do his balls ache?

 

Probably but Pancake stole the thread title from Alpine (see main bored)

[miserableoldgit]

This thread will not please Alpine Saint.

Does anything?