Master Bates Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 (edited) By that selfish t**t on the Itchen Bridge? Edited 8 June, 2009 by Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Affected? Nope, but then it's about 85 miles from me, so it would require one hell of a tailback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 8 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Yes, affected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 What was said t*t doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Someone needs to do what that chinese fella did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 8 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 June, 2009 What was said t*t doing? What was?? He/she's still bloody there, been there since about 5pm saying they're gonna jump, it's now almost 7pm, BLOODY WELL FERCKING JUMP THEN YOU ATTENTION SEEKING NUT JOB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 If it was the pikey looking mong in the striped top hanging around one of those blue boxes near the top of the bridge at about half 4 then he didn't look like he had any intention of jumping. Can of fosters in his hand, gobbing off to 2 kids walking over. Luckily he didn't affect my journey home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 It was me. I only wanted to have a swim. I'd bought new Speedo's too. Effing busybodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Someone needs to do what that chinese fella did +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Jumper talked down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Jumper talked down Did they make everyone pullover for the jumper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 MAybe he's waiting for the tide to come in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 MAybe he's waiting for the tide to come in? Not sure the tide goes out by the bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Not sure the tide goes out by the bridge? Yes it does. The Itchen is tidal up to Woodmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 What normally can take me 20 minutes to get home,took me 2 hours stuck in traffic because of that commotion on the Itchen Bridge. If i had got anywhere near the person threatening to jump,i would have pushed them off myself. Next time can they do it at three in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 What normally can take me 20 minutes to get home,took me 2 hours stuck in traffic because of that commotion on the Itchen Bridge. If i had got anywhere near the person threatening to jump,i would have pushed them off myself. Next time can they do it at three in the morning? Posting on the wrong forum, you need to register and post here- http://www.suicidalmoron.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Yes it does. The Itchen is tidal up to Woodmill. I have NEVER seen the sand/dirt/whatever under Itchen Bridge, always water! FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 I have NEVER seen the sand/dirt/whatever under Itchen Bridge, always water! FACT. Quite often i see water beneath, and i often want to launch my mobile into it, no idea why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post-it note Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 I have NEVER seen the sand/dirt/whatever under Itchen Bridge, always water! FACT. You really are thick. Theres always water under the bridge but at low tide it is very shallow so anybody jumping will likely die. If they jump at high tide theres a chance they'll get pulled out by lifeboat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 bit harsh post-it-mong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 My nan commited suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 My nan commited suicide. My grammar's quite poorly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy_Saint Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Well if he wanted to die then surely he wouldnt want the tide to come in as he wouldn't to get dragged onto a lifeboat and saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 I hope the person is ok and you all regret your unnecessary venom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 8 June, 2009 Share Posted 8 June, 2009 Did they make everyone pullover for the jumper? Think this is worth a clap-hands smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I have NEVER seen the sand/dirt/whatever under Itchen Bridge, always water! FACT. I have seen the cr@p a lot of times when the tide goes out, but then I did used to work for Vospers. My nan commited suicide. My mate commited suicide too, yes I miss him but tbf I still think he's a c**t for doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 My mate commited suicide too, yes I miss him but tbf I still think he's a c**t for doing it. +1 (why is '+1' too short FFS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 did they jump or not? maybe they are still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I commited suicide once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 I have seen the cr@p a lot of times when the tide goes out, but then I did used to work for Vospers. My mate commited suicide too, yes I miss him but tbf I still think he's a c**t for doing it.MB you should be on the Samaritans phone line, they'd be queueing up to get it over with My friend committed suicide at pepperbox hill nr Salisbury, over his wife leaving him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 i was affected by the idiot! I left work early to beat the rush caused by the northam bridge road works only to find the Itchen bridge closed off. It took me an hour to get from the small round a bout by the itchen bridge to the traffic lights by the prince of wales pub. Was quite funny hearing other ****ed off drivers shouting at the OB telling them to push him off and open the bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 You lot have only had 1 idiot delaying your journey home, I have two days of **** as a whole bunch of commie, still living in 1973, need a day at the beach, gits are on strike over **** knows what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 You lot have only had 1 idiot delaying your journey home, I have two days of **** as a whole bunch of commie, still living in 1973, need a day at the beach, gits are on strike over **** knows what. They only want 5% pay rise, less hours and guaranteed job for life, bless the poor oppressed £40k a year souls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 9 June, 2009 Share Posted 9 June, 2009 You lot have only had 1 idiot delaying your journey home, I have two days of **** as a whole bunch of commie, still living in 1973, need a day at the beach, gits are on strike over **** knows what. They only want 5% pay rise, less hours and guaranteed job for life, bless the poor oppressed £40k a year souls. Sound like SCUM to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 26 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Wow, someone actually jumped this time. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4703093.Man_dies_after_plunging_from_bridge/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Wow, someone actually jumped this time. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4703093.Man_dies_after_plunging_from_bridge/ Don't be silly. Old people can't jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish fingers Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Don't be silly. Old people can't jump. No that's white men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Don't be silly. Old people can't jump. I just thought it was white people (Before people complain I was refereing to the film with the title of White Men Can't Jump. Quite a bad film but you do get to see the bird's boobies in it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdam Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Why are police in Bitterne appealing for witnesses? It's blooming miles away from there, no? And sad as the news is for the poor bugger, I do love journalese - why did he "plunge" from the bridge? Didn't he "fall" or "jump"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Bit sick, we are talking about a old man in his 70s - 80s.↲Poor bas+ard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 26 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Bit sick, we are talking about a old man in his 70s - 80s.↲Poor bas+ard. You on the mushrooms again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Did they make everyone pullover for the jumper? I feel like a rite tit laughing at that! Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 27 October, 2009 Share Posted 27 October, 2009 poor old guy.....but by the sounds of it , at least he didnt p1ss about hummin n harring as to whether he was gonna do it or not...he just did it. i don't know him or anything about him, but it wouldn't surprise me if he had recently become a widower..... RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolsaint29 Posted 27 October, 2009 Share Posted 27 October, 2009 Not like the bloke on the M5 end of August then who had a little think about it for 7 hrs whilst they shut all 5 lanes Northbound resulting in a 35 mile tailback and the South West grinding to a standstill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick1579 Posted 28 October, 2009 Share Posted 28 October, 2009 or the guy who commited suicide on the rail line near Gatwick last year causing me to miss my flight and a day in Florida. Selfish c*nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 28 October, 2009 Share Posted 28 October, 2009 or the guy who commited suicide on the rail line near Gatwick last year causing me to miss my flight and a day in Florida. Selfish c*nt I am sure Mickey was gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 28 October, 2009 Share Posted 28 October, 2009 (edited) or the guy who commited suicide on the rail line near Gatwick last year causing me to miss my flight and a day in Florida. Selfish c*nt it was at Crawley, right outside my girls school. made a right mess. you can still see the blood stains if you look closely Edited 28 October, 2009 by Saint Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 October, 2009 Share Posted 28 October, 2009 Anyone held up in traffic should do what that fella in Japan did and go and push the tnuc off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 28 October, 2009 Share Posted 28 October, 2009 Someone needs to do what that chinese fella did Anyone held up in traffic should do what that fella in Japan did and go and push the tnuc off. Easily mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutz Posted 28 October, 2009 Share Posted 28 October, 2009 Anyone held up in traffic should do what that fella in Japan did and go and push the tnuc off. Butcher are we ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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