Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2008

[Block 18]

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me

life , between the legs of me wife!'

 

That won

him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

 

He went

home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the

night.'

 

She said,

'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'

 

John

said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me

wife.'

 

'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.

 

The next

day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street

corner.

 

The man

chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the

pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

 

She said,

'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only

been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the

other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'

[Saint_clark]

I nearly chuckled.