Please work for Sky, good grasp of English optional

[Baj]

After our phone conversation I confirm that you be able to get line rental with us with free evenings and weekend calls to landlines for £10/month but I am quite pleased to offer line rental ½ price for 6mths. You keep some telephone number and your BB provider. You don’t have to do nothing we just get in touch with BT and within 14 days we will took over the line and calls. For more information got to sky.com and then sky talk.

 

I'm sold!

[Scummer]

It started well.

[Johnny Bognor]

 

I'm sold!

 

Shouldn't that be 'souled' - you're clearly not good enough to work for sky

[JustMike]

haha they write how they speak :-)

[Dicko]

I bet it's a seriously bored 35 year-old English guy, just taking the ****

[Pancake]

I bet it's a seriously bored 35 year-old English guy, just taking the ****

 

Love it.

[Baj]

I bet it's a seriously bored 35 year-old English guy, just taking the ****

Well if it was, he had a very good accent on the phone

[Hatch]

Well if it was, he had a very good accent on the phone

 

Maybe he was Welsh?

[Baj]

Maybe he was Welsh?

No, he was able to use a telephone.

[Ponty]

Baj will now be voting BNP.

[saint_stevo]

32 and he gets all angry

[Weston Super Saint]

'You don't have to do nothing'

 

Ergo you must need to do something, but what is it?

 

I looked on Sky.com but couldn't find it :smt102

[benjii]

A tip:

 

When speaking to an Indian call centre chap, engage him in conversation about cricket. He will ****ing love this and will do his job properly thereon.

[Weston Super Saint]

A tip:

 

When speaking to an Indian call centre chap, engage him in conversation about cricket. He will ****ing love this and will do his job properly thereon.

 

Is it unreasonable to suggest that he [and even she], should be doing his job properly without the intervention of a cricket conversation?

[benjii]

Is it unreasonable to suggest that he [and even she], should be doing his job properly without the intervention of a cricket conversation?

 

Not at all, but a bit of pragmatism is called for in these situations.

[Al de Man]

A tip:

 

When speaking to an Indian call centre chap, engage him in conversation about cricket. He will ****ing love this and will do his job properly thereon.

 

In the same way that staff at Indian call centres are updated with the current events in EastEnders and the English weather so they can converse with the majority of plebs in this country.