Master Bates Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged. Balloon prices were inflated. Horses began to stabilise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Caravans are trailing, soft drinks were 7 up at the start of trading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 "diapers"? Perrrrleazzzzze... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Measured trading in bathroom scales and rulers Good outlook for windows No real movement in balances and stabilisers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Drunk Chicks went down which then provided a sharp rise in C*cks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 What?????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Viagra sales stiffened at the news that Blow Jobs are going down and Hand Jobs are fluctuating up and down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Drydockings were re-floated today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 There are reports that clocks and watches are being wound up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Southampton Leisure Holdings PLC are being taken over. Nah, that's getting a bit too silly now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 It is also reported that stockings have been suspended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Tights have come down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Airlines are down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Sperm counts were down and blood preasures was up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Update : Horses have moved from stabilised to reigned in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 What?????????????????? Jillstain's IQ is in freefall with the prospect of a recovery to double figures looking nigh on impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 4 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Rattles are becoming a little shaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Kung fu actor bids left hanging, expected to swing to a loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Chariots are swinging low[e] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 Chariots are swinging low[e] That's cos Rupert operates in a Bear market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 4 June, 2009 Share Posted 4 June, 2009 (edited) .... Edited 4 June, 2009 by Saint in Paradise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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