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Am currently parked outside st marys and can confirm the pitch has been covered in sand and some bloke is driving a tractor up and down it.

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Am currently parked outside st marys and can confirm the pitch has been covered in sand and some bloke is driving a tractor up and down it.

 

Big improvement then, it was covered in sh1t for most of last season !! :)

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I am sitting near the end of the runway at Southampton Airport (well, strictly speaking in an office near Eastleigh Railway station) and I can confirm that two small private aircraft have landed in the last hour.

 

That's right, small, private aeroplanes.

 

Smell the excitement... ooh, there's another Flybe one !

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Am currently parked outside st marys and can confirm the pitch has been covered in sand and some bloke is driving a tractor up and down it.

 

Do his ear loabs look Irish?

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I am sitting near the end of the runway at Southampton Airport (well, strictly speaking in an office near Eastleigh Railway station) and I can confirm that two small private aircraft have landed in the last hour.

 

That's right, small, private aeroplanes.

 

Smell the excitement... ooh, there's another Flybe one !

 

That's aviation fuel.

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I am sitting near the end of the runway at Southampton Airport (well, strictly speaking in an office near Eastleigh Railway station) and I can confirm that two small private aircraft have landed in the last hour.

 

That's right, small, private aeroplanes.

 

Smell the excitement... ooh, there's another Flybe one !

 

Don't all of our potential buyers normally arrive in their own private boats though :D

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Am currently parked outside st marys and can confirm the pitch has been covered in sand and some bloke is driving a tractor up and down it.

 

Drastic measures to recover Jackson's lost 50p ...........

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Am currently parked outside st marys and can confirm the pitch has been covered in sand and some bloke is driving a tractor up and down it.

 

Got to be done......

 

 

Can you tell if the Goalposts are moving?

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Don't all of our potential buyers normally arrive in their own private boats though :D

 

We didn't want to take the risk of them finding Plymouth Argyle on the way instead.

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Am currently parked outside st marys and can confirm the pitch has been covered in sand and some bloke is driving a tractor up and down it.

 

 

 

Where did we get the money to pay for the sand and the diesel in the tractor

from though.Did Leon lend it to us.

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Am currently parked outside st marys and can confirm the pitch has been covered in sand and some bloke is driving a tractor up and down it.

 

 

Sand on Pitch ---> Beach Football ---> Cantona.

 

Eric Cantona is buying the club.

 

True Story.

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Am currently parked outside st marys and can confirm the pitch has been covered in sand and some bloke is driving a tractor up and down it.

 

Mark Fry says it will take him 48 hours to fully cover the pitch. Apparently Pompey did theirs in 10 minutes.

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Am currently parked outside st marys and can confirm the pitch has been covered in sand and some bloke is driving a tractor up and down it.

 

We are obviously being bought by Arabs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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and while we look for cash down the back of the sofa to pay the wages Peter Storrie is revelling in new wealth and talking to caravan makers about designing the first 50,000 seater stadium with wheels and a towbar - with a family centre where you can buy a pair of seats to sit with your wife and sister.

 

 

Any super yachts on the horizon? In the next 48 hours?...

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and while we look for cash down the back of the sofa to pay the wages Peter Storrie is revelling in new wealth and talking to caravan makers about designing the first 50,000 seater stadium with wheels and a towbar - with a family centre where you can buy a pair of seats to sit with your wife and sister.

 

 

Any super yachts on the horizon? In the next 48 hours?...

 

Why would they want 2 seats or is that one for each buttock?

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Is it still caled a 'goal' when they score?

 

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I'd love to see that photos from that cam she's holding and, is that Gazza looking on?

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Is it still caled a 'goal' when they score?

 

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I'd love to see that photos from that cam she's holding and, is that Gazza looking on?

 

i see your missus was there (just walking out of shot) :rolleyes:

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Is it still caled a 'goal' when they score?

 

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I'd love to see that photos from that cam she's holding and, is that Gazza looking on?

 

 

Now why can't our cheerleaders, Ra Ra girls be like this? :rolleyes:What have we got

a few straggly posters off here with Pom Poms.:(

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Am currently parked outside st marys

 

Sorry, amongst all the frivolity I forgot to ask.....Why?

 

Are you a chauffeur in a pink Rolls Royce per chance?

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Big improvement then, it was covered in sh1t for most of last season !! :)

 

You are right; as everyone who knows something about gardening will know, once it's been properly fertilised, top dressing follows fairly quickly

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