Marc Jackson consortium has moved to due diligence.

[TopGun]

I'm happy to say that if Jackson gets near any control over SFC I'm off.

 

The guy is a prize ***** of the highest order.

 

How can anyone forget those ramblings from a couple of years back? Beckham, 55,000 stadium, sell Jackson's Fam for millions etc.

[LostBoys]

staggered by some of what i have just read on this thread,

we are in div 3 , potless on the verge of being extinct and some are slagging off what looks like are only real offer.

realism has to kick in guys , there is no multi billionaire mooring his yacht in Ocean Village or landing his helicopter at SMS.

WE are just going to have to start building from within slowly like Ted did in the early 60's

 

Have you considered that wacko jacko and his tyre kickers might not have any real money as in the Bournemouth fisco?

[del boy]

Information regarding our prospective new owner Jack SCHITT.

 

WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?

 

For some time many of us ITKs have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my sawce, you can now respond in an intellectual way. MAY BE HARD FOR SOME POSTERS.

 

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

 

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple

Produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

 

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

 

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

 

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently

Returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

 

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt our new owner as from next FRIDAY,' you can correct them.

 

Sincerely,

 

Crock O. Schitt

 

Thanks Ottery - made me laugh. The funniest thing on here since the original Ted Bates statue! =D>

[hypochondriac]

I'm happy to say that if Jackson gets near any control over SFC I'm off.

 

The guy is a prize ***** of the highest order.

 

How can anyone forget those ramblings from a couple of years back? Beckham, 55,000 stadium, sell Jackson's Fam for millions etc.

 

Lol. I'm just going to support the team.

[miserableoldgit]

Have you considered that wacko jacko and his tyre kickers might not have any real money as in the Bournemouth fisco?

If they haven`t, Fry won`t accept any bid.

[LostBoys]

If they haven`t, Fry won`t accept any bid.

 

There comes a time in every deal when you look into the whites of the man's eyes (in this case Mr Fry) sign the contract and transfer the money - or you don't or can't. Ask Gerald Krasner. This will fall apart around Tuesday.

[exit2]

I have just dug out the company report I donwloaded a couple of years ago of the previous company that was set to take over SLH.

 

Trican Sports and Leisure Corporation Limited

 

The directors were

 

Barry Beardall (Dorset-based)

Stuart Green (Hampshire-based)

Mark Jackson (Dorset-based)

Mohammed Wasim Al Janif (Canada-based)

Sheikh Hakki Gongoren Aal Dr Maskari (United Arab Emirates-based)

[ottery st mary]

As regards prospective investors and their suitability this chap Nelson is putting in a bid for the Saints but I am not sure about his mental state.

 

I believe The Dell Days has served in the Royal Navy with both Hardy AND Nelson so he should know if Nelson really has the Wonga....I really wouldn't mind even if he is a little strange....As some say, beggars can't be ...whatever...

 

LORD ADMIRAL NELSON

>

> Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."

>

> Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."

>

> Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags.

>

> What's the meaning of this?"

>

> Hardy: "Sorry sir?"

>

> Nelson (reading aloud): "' England expects every person to do his or her

> duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion

> or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this?" Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm

> afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's

> own job getting "England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist."

>

> Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."

>

> Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free

> working environments."

>

> Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main

> brace to steel the men before battle."

>

> Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. It's part of the

> Government's policy on binge drinking."

>

> Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it... full

> speed ahead."

>

> Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this

> stretch of water."

>

> Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in

> history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest

> please."

>

> Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."

>

> Nelson: "What?"

>

> Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and

> they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up

> there until a proper scaffolding can be erected."

>

> Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."

>

> Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck,

> Admiral."

>

> Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."

>

> Hardy: "Health and Safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free

> environment for the differently abled."

>

> Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even

> to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing

> the disability card."

>

> Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under-represented in the

> areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."

>

> Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."

>

> Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and Safety won't let the

> crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing

> in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"

>

> Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men

> to stand by to engage the enemy."

>

> Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."

>

> Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!"

>

> Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged

> with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid

> lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."

>

> Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"

>

> Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."

>

> Nelson: "We're not?"

>

> Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now.

> According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this

> stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."

>

> Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."

>

> Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-coordinator hear you saying

> that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report."

>

> Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King."

>

> Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age.

> Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"

>

> Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, bum,

> and the lash?"

>

> Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on

> corporal punishment."

>

> Nelson: "What about sodomy?"

>

> Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."

>

> Nelson: "In that case........ kiss me, Hardy.

 

Just having a larf to lighten the load posters.

 

COYRs

[bridge too far]

I have just dug out the company report I donwloaded a couple of years ago of the previous company that was set to take over SLH.

 

Trican Sports and Leisure Corporation Limited

 

The directors were

 

Barry Beardall (Dorset-based)

Stuart Green (Hampshire-based)

Mark Jackson (Dorset-based)

Mohammed Wasim Al Janif (Canada-based)

Sheikh Hakki Gongoren Aal Dr Maskari (United Arab Emirates-based)

 

Except that her name is DR SHAIKHA Al Maskari

 

Here's some stuff about her:

 

http://app.amed.sg/internet/amed/read_content.asp?View,137,

 

She is "The chairperson of the Tricon Group, which is wholly-owned by her family" - notice the different spelling.

[exit2]

Except that her name is DR SHAIKHA Al Maskari

 

Here's some stuff about her:

 

http://app.amed.sg/internet/amed/read_content.asp?View,137,

 

She is "The chairperson of the Tricon Group, which is wholly-owned by her family" - notice the different spelling.

 

Yeah I remember this being dug up last time

[Morph]

Yeah I remember this being dug up last time

 

Exit2,

 

The chances of Jackson taking over our club are non existent.

 

Do you really think that they will raise the £14 million that Fry is demanding ?

 

Does anyone think that Leon would finance us in the anticipation of Jackson taking over ?

 

I don't think so.

 

 

Regards

 

 

Morph

[miserableoldgit]

Exit2,

 

The chances of Jackson taking over our club are non existent.

 

Do you really think that they will raise the £14 million that Fry is demanding ?

 

Does anyone think that Leon would finance us in the anticipation of Jackson taking over ?

 

I don't think so.

 

 

Regards

 

 

 

Morph

 

I notice that there is no "IMHO". I this your opinion or something more concrete?

[The Rover]

Exit2,

 

The chances of Jackson taking over our club are non existent.

 

Do you really think that they will raise the £14 million that Fry is demanding ?

 

Does anyone think that Leon would finance us in the anticipation of Jackson taking over ?

 

I don't think so.

 

 

Regards

 

 

Morph

 

Interesting comment Morph. What do you think Leon had in mind when he paid the wages? Is he working with Salz perhaps?

[Morph]

Interesting comment Morph. What do you think Leon had in mind when he paid the wages? Is he working with Salz perhaps?

 

Leon is very much in with the Salz Consortium.

 

Kind Regards

 

 

Morph

[dubai_phil]

Yeah I remember this being dug up last time

 

The alleged Trican group was the name given by the people who held the now infamous conference call with Saintlee and StD.

 

They never existed, no name of that nature had ever been registered with the Dubai Municipality.

 

Tricon is a well established and professional company owned by a female Royal Family member in Sharjah, the emirate next to Dubai. They knew nothing of any alleged bid and were last heard of attempting to pursue legal action against the people in the UK who tried to take their names.

 

This is a touchy subject over here with supposed middle men making up scams and false claims, the Government were made aware, the gentlemen who spoke to Saintlee and StD ahave a welcome committee waiting for them if they ever pass through the airports

 

The biggest claim against any of those involved is naivety and a lack of due dilligence, similar to what Mary Corbett admitted when she let Mike Wilde in

 

HTH

[dubai_phil]

Exit2,

 

The chances of Jackson taking over our club are non existent.

 

Do you really think that they will raise the £14 million that Fry is demanding ?

 

Does anyone think that Leon would finance us in the anticipation of Jackson taking over ?

 

I don't think so.

 

 

Regards

 

 

Morph

 

Morph

 

You should read Sun Tzu sometime as well mate, although you are accurate. Mj couldn't raise enough to buy the last round let alone 14mil.

 

But then that's not his job is it?

 

I suppose Salz is still believing that his & Leon's grand plan will come together, take care my friend, they made a couple of bad mistakes that may come around one day to bite them in the bum

[Morph]

Morph

 

You should read Sun Tzu sometime as well mate, although you are accurate. Mj couldn't raise enough to buy the last round let alone 14mil.

 

But then that's not his job is it?

 

I suppose Salz is still believing that his & Leon's grand plan will come together, take care my friend, they made a couple of bad mistakes that may come around one day to bite them in the bum

 

And what were those mistakes?

 

Can't help feeling that your friend Mark Jackson is punching well well well above his weight.

 

We shall soon see

 

All IMHO of course

 

Morph

[Ex Lion Tamer]

ITK face off:smt071, this is exciting!

[The Rover]

Leon is very much in with the Salz Consortium.

 

Kind Regards

 

 

Morph

 

Thanks Morph, I did wonder. It looks like the next week or so could get very interesting.

 

I have to say I prefer the idea of real Saints fans buying the club than mystery businessmen.

[tommi]

ITK about nothing! Show me one prediction from an ITK on this forum in the last six months which has turned out to be true!

 

Anyone ITK on here is more likely being 'used' by their information provider - for what reason I have no clue, but it sure works and gets whatever message they want out there.

 

Now can we all pray that Wacko Jacko returns to selling photocopiers and stops believing he is a football saviour and Leon returns to being a fan, not a fan in the boardroom, leaving a totally unkown white knight to sail in and save us.

[miserableoldgit]

ITK about nothing! Show me one prediction from an ITK on this forum in the last six months which has turned out to be true!

 

Anyone ITK on here is more likely being 'used' by their information provider - for what reason I have no clue, but it sure works and gets whatever message they want out there.

 

Now can we all pray that Wacko Jacko returns to selling photocopiers and stops believing he is a football saviour and Leon returns to being a fan, not a fan in the boardroom, leaving a totally unkown white knight to sail in and save us.

Phew! Thats alright then.

[dubai_phil]

And what were those mistakes?

 

Can't help feeling that your friend Mark Jackson is punching well well well above his weight.

 

We shall soon see

 

All IMHO of course

 

Morph

 

MJ is actually well over weight - in fact I told him he'd become a fat bastard

 

But again. Let your guys think they are fighting an overweight photocopier salesman - that was their first mistake.

 

How is the quality of loo roll in the council offices? They had any calls lately? Hope they didn't have to rush to the loo straight after.

 

Like I said Morph, IF your guys have a plan that doesn't mean carve up and another points deduction I'm with you as well, but it doesn't from your own post the other day.

 

Your man is an expert - FFS tell him to find someone that can help him buy the WHOLE club and fight the 10 points, not have too little and try and buy SFC Ltd for a pound, they're better than that

[TopGun]

MJ is actually well over weight - in fact I told him he'd become a fat bastard

 

But again. Let your guys think they are fighting an overweight photocopier salesman - that was their first mistake.

 

How is the quality of loo roll in the council offices? They had any calls lately? Hope they didn't have to rush to the loo straight after.

 

Like I said Morph, IF your guys have a plan that doesn't mean carve up and another points deduction I'm with you as well, but it doesn't from your own post the other day.

 

Your man is an expert - FFS tell him to find someone that can help him buy the WHOLE club and fight the 10 points, not have too little and try and buy SFC Ltd for a pound, they're better than that

 

 

Don't be ridiculous Phil. We all appreciate a good salesman. Time for you to get off the horse.

 

If you have any common sense at all you will realise that Jackson is a disaster waiting.

 

TG

[Toomer]

ITK or just pure speculation, there are one or two who have close contacts and some of what they post is wide of the mark IMO but some is in the right direction.

[Eyes k8]

I can't help but wonder if there is something nasty in the books, some unquantifiable liability. At Portsmouth even after DD and takeover Milan complained bitterly several times that the club had cost him more than he had agreed at the time.

The fact that SFC (whoever is SFC now) wouldn't let the FL's independent investigator see all the documents coupled with the fact that two pinacle investors were 'afraid' of the clubs finances although they seem to have had the bid money suggests that something lurks there.

I still think your best hope is a late comer, i think you have just over a week for one to emerge. I expect Jackson's bid to falter or be reduced. Fry's eyelids should be truly blinking by then and he could be forced to drop the price. i think he has quite a lot of room to do this. If the price drops it could let 'Son of Pinacle in. It's all down to this week.

[kpturner]

I can't help but wonder if there is something nasty in the books, some unquantifiable liability. At Portsmouth even after DD and takeover Milan complained bitterly several times that the club had cost him more than he had agreed at the time.

The fact that SFC (whoever is SFC now) wouldn't let the FL's independent investigator see all the documents coupled with the fact that two pinacle investors were 'afraid' of the clubs finances although they seem to have had the bid money suggests that something lurks there.

I still think your best hope is a late comer, i think you have just over a week for one to emerge. I expect Jackson's bid to falter or be reduced. Fry's eyelids should be truly blinking by then and he could be forced to drop the price. i think he has quite a lot of room to do this. If the price drops it could let 'Son of Pinacle in. It's all down to this week.

Should your location really be "Watching Premiership football...until all our players leave and we get relegated with more debts that British Airways" ?

[StuRomseySaint]

I can't help but wonder if there is something nasty in the books, some unquantifiable liability. At Portsmouth even after DD and takeover Milan complained bitterly several times that the club had cost him more than he had agreed at the time.

The fact that SFC (whoever is SFC now) wouldn't let the FL's independent investigator see all the documents coupled with the fact that two pinacle investors were 'afraid' of the clubs finances although they seem to have had the bid money suggests that something lurks there.

I still think your best hope is a late comer, i think you have just over a week for one to emerge. I expect Jackson's bid to falter or be reduced. Fry's eyelids should be truly blinking by then and he could be forced to drop the price. i think he has quite a lot of room to do this. If the price drops it could let 'Son of Pinacle in. It's all down to this week.

 

17% of clubs in administration are found to have financial irregularities, I expect us to add to that percentage. I am fully prepared to start next season on -25 points or worse.

[kpturner]

17% of clubs in administration are found to have financial irregularities, I expect us to add to that percentage. I am fully prepared to start next season on -25 points or worse.

Why?

[StuRomseySaint]

Why?

 

Because I am realistic.

[kpturner]

17% of clubs in administration are found to have financial irregularities, I expect us to add to that percentage. I am fully prepared to start next season on -25 points or worse.

 

Why?

 

Because I am realistic.

Realistic, sceptical, pessimistic etc etc, all words that amount to the same thing - you have no idea....and nor do most of us. Whatever your view of RL, I seriously doubt that there would be any serious financial irregularities while he was running the show, so if there are any it would have been while he was shooting ducks. Of course, it is just my more optimistic view on matters.

[Eyes k8]

17% of clubs in administration are found to have financial irregularities, I expect us to add to that percentage. I am fully prepared to start next season on -25 points or worse.

 

We were one apparently. Messrs Gregory and Venables had a public fallout(I mention this purely as a time reference) . When the club went into administration it was reported in the press that the police were called in. They said that money was missing but that it was impossible to establish who was responsible.

[Flyer]

Because I am realistic.

 

Remember the FL accountants found something in the books and Saints withdrew their co operation to them and wouldnt let them investigate?

 

As soon as I saw that, I thought there was something else that was dodgy and it was trying to be covered up.

[kpturner]

Remember the FL accountants found something in the books and Saints withdrew their co operation to them and wouldnt let them investigate?

 

As soon as I saw that, I thought there was something else that was dodgy and it was trying to be covered up.

Well you may be right - but I think you are talking complete nonsense. If they had found something dodgy then the FL would already know about it regardless.

[Glasgow_Saint]

Mybe Jackson is back with my brand new invention?

Maybe something is grabbing a hold of him tightly?

Perhaps we should just Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly?

Will it ever stop yo I don't know?

Turn off the lights and maybe Jackson will glow!?

[kpturner]

Mybe Jackson is back with my brand new invention?

Maybe something is grabbing a hold of him tightly?

Perhaps we should just Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly?

Will it ever stop yo I don't know?

Turn off the lights and maybe Jackson will glow!?

I could do with some of whatever you are drinking right now. Babysitting is a drag when the missus is out on the lash.

[StuRomseySaint]

Realistic, sceptical, pessimistic etc etc, all words that amount to the same thing - you have no idea....and nor do most of us. Whatever your view of RL, I seriously doubt that there would be any serious financial irregularities while he was running the show, so if there are any it would have been while he was shooting ducks. Of course, it is just my more optimistic view on matters.

 

I might not be ITK, but the thing is, I have constantly said that administration was a matter of if and not when, and it was only ever going to be a case of whether it was this season or next... as I said, not ITK, just taking my time to do some research.

 

As others have said, the club were quick to push the FL away when they started to look at the books.

 

Now I am not sure to what extent some of the financial irregularities are, but am quite confident that they will be there, whether it be they way money was being transferred between the Ltd companies or something else.

 

I also think there is very little possibilty of us coming out of this with a CVA, which will mean -27 next season, so let's hope there is no further cause for punishment, otherwise League 2 beckons, and all of a sudden, being in the Blue Square Premier doesn't seem that bad.

[St Chalet]

We were one apparently. Messrs Gregory and Venables had a public fallout(I mention this purely as a time reference) . When the club went into administration it was reported in the press that the police were called in. They said that money was missing but that it was impossible to establish who was responsible.

 

I don't think you need to be Columbo to work that out.

[Glasgow_Saint]

I could do with some of whatever you are drinking right now. Babysitting is a drag when the missus is out on the lash.

 

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty

You're listening to the boy from the big bad city

Jackson is jam hot!

 

only kidding - bit delirious from my drive (relocation) to Glasgow today! Bournemouth to Glasgow in 5hrs 40mins..... is that a world record?

[kpturner]

I might not be ITK, but the thing is, I have constantly said that administration was a matter of if and not when, and it was only ever going to be a case of whether it was this season or next... as I said, not ITK, just taking my time to do some research.

 

As others have said, the club were quick to push the FL away when they started to look at the books.

 

Now I am not sure to what extent some of the financial irregularities are, but am quite confident that they will be there, whether it be they way money was being transferred between the Ltd companies or something else.

 

I also think there is very little possibilty of us coming out of this with a CVA, which will mean -27 next season, so let's hope there is no further cause for punishment, otherwise League 2 beckons, and all of a sudden, being in the Blue Square Premier doesn't seem that bad.

As it stands, we do not need a CVA because SFC is not in administration.

[kpturner]

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty

You're listening to the boy from the big bad city

Jackson is jam hot!

 

only kidding - bit delirious from my drive (relocation) to Glasgow today! Bournemouth to Glasgow in 5hrs 40mins..... is that a world record?

**** knows!

[StuRomseySaint]

As it stands, we do not need a CVA because SFC is not in administration.

 

Oh we do, the Football League have already linked the two, the only use in Southampton FC Ltd not being in administration is that we can reform with ease and someone can buy it for a quid when it all goes Pete Tong.

 

The Football League already have called Lowes bluff and said that Southampton FC is run in every way by Southampton Leisure Holdings PLC and that Southampton FC Ltd is a dormant company with no assets, being supported by SLH

 

For trying to call their bluff, I fear that the football league are not going to be too sympathetic with us.

[Badger]

I have just dug out the company report I donwloaded a couple of years ago of the previous company that was set to take over SLH.

 

Trican Sports and Leisure Corporation Limited

 

The directors were

 

Barry Beardall (Dorset-based)

Stuart Green (Hampshire-based)

Mark Jackson (Dorset-based)

Mohammed Wasim Al Janif (Canada-based)

Sheikh Hakki Gongoren Aal Dr Maskari (United Arab Emirates-based)

 

Canadian connection,and mystery overseas bidders revealed perhaps ?

[SarniaSaint]

Information regarding our prospective new owner Jack SCHITT.

 

WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?

 

For some time many of us ITKs have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my sawce, you can now respond in an intellectual way. MAY BE HARD FOR SOME POSTERS.

 

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

 

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple

Produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

 

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

 

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

 

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently

Returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

 

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt our new owner as from next FRIDAY,' you can correct them.

 

Sincerely,

 

Crock O. Schitt

 

LOL Without a doubt your best post ever. :D:D

[Eyes k8]

As it stands, we do not need a CVA because SFC is not in administration.

 

So when the League announced the 10 point penalty AND said the administrative rules had become operative what do you think they meant by that? Important to know because they have all the power.

 

Might be an idea to have Stu as chairman he seems to think a policy of getting the FL on your side by cooperating with them is in the best long term interests of the club.

[StuRomseySaint]

So when the League announced the 10 point penalty AND said the administrative rules had become operative what do you think they meant by that? Important to know because they have all the power.

 

Might be an idea to have Stu as chairman he seems to think a policy of getting the FL on your side by cooperating with them is in the best long term interests of the club.

 

I think KP is looking at it in the eyes of Business Law, Southampton FC Ltd is not in administration, and cannot be put into administration, that is true.

 

However the FL have already decided that SLH are the ones with the assets of Southampton Football Club and as a result, if they do not pay off the 'preffered creditors' along the way, then no CVA, which means another -17

 

The best lawyer in the world is not going to be able to seperate Southampton FC with Southampton Leisure Holdings... therefore, no CVA = -17

 

meh, negative Stu strikes again.

[saint_mears]

The alleged Trican group was the name given by the people who held the now infamous conference call with Saintlee and StD.

 

They never existed, no name of that nature had ever been registered with the Dubai Municipality.

 

Tricon is a well established and professional company owned by a female Royal Family member in Sharjah, the emirate next to Dubai. They knew nothing of any alleged bid and were last heard of attempting to pursue legal action against the people in the UK who tried to take their names.

 

This is a touchy subject over here with supposed middle men making up scams and false claims, the Government were made aware, the gentlemen who spoke to Saintlee and StD ahave a welcome committee waiting for them if they ever pass through the airports

 

The biggest claim against any of those involved is naivety and a lack of due dilligence, similar to what Mary Corbett admitted when she let Mike Wilde in

 

HTH

 

Middlemen and false claims ??

 

Now where have i heard that before

[kpturner]

So when the League announced the 10 point penalty AND said the administrative rules had become operative what do you think they meant by that? Important to know because they have all the power..

Very true of course. They have stretched their own rules to meet these ( until now ) unusual circumstances, so they may well stretch them further. However, I think that if a CVA is required by SLH to avoid a further deduction AND we get a buyer then I think SLH will get a CVA. It is usually only HMRC that veto a CVA isn't it? I don't think HMRC are a major creditor of SLH based on what I have seen.

 

....he seems to think a policy of getting the FL on your side by cooperating with them is in the best long term interests of the club.

Not sure what posts you have been reading to draw that conclusion? I know he takes the view that we will incur more points, but I don't see any posts advocating sucking the FL collective dicks.

[OldNick]

Exit2,

 

The chances of Jackson taking over our club are non existent.

 

Do you really think that they will raise the £14 million that Fry is demanding ?

 

Does anyone think that Leon would finance us in the anticipation of Jackson taking over ?

 

I don't think so.

 

 

Regards

 

 

Morph

and will Fry accept the 5m that salz has lined up? I beleive we have to hope Mj or another comes up with a better deal.If Im wrong then power to Salz.

[Red]

Good God - one would think we are auctioning the crown jewels!!! Wake up and smell the coffee. We are broke and going out of business, and more importantly no one gives a feck - like it not ! The only realistic hope I can see at the moment is MJ and his crew.

 

But go ahead and slate him and when he is gone we can all moan and ***** to our hearts content - instead of watching the beloved Saints !!!!

[Dark Munster]

LOL Without a doubt your best post ever. :D:D

 

http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/jack-schitt.htm