Time for a joke, a parrot joke that is

[Alf Tupper]

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week

so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only

one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began

to understand how the magician did every trick.

 

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show,

"Look, It's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers

under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

 

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,

the Captain's' parrot.

 

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,

drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found

himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate

would have it ... with the parrot.

 

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days. Finally

on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...

 

"OK, I give up. Where's the effin ship?"

[Pancake]

How did the parrot know to filter the word "f*ck" out of his question?

[Spades]

why didnt the parrot fly away?

[notnowcato]

Best joke that's been on here for days...

[Jillyanne]

why didnt the parrot fly away?

 

What he said.

[notnowcato]

why didnt the parrot fly away?

 

From the boat or the wreck?? :smt059