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The secret of LONGEVITY......This is what happens to you if the TAKEOVER takes much more time.

 

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front

step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help

but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

 

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a

nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels

every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid,

and don't exercise at all."

 

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

 

"Thirty-four," she replied.

 

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The secret of LONGEVITY......This is what happens to you if the TAKEOVER takes much more time.

 

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front

step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help

but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

 

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a

nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels

every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid,

and don't exercise at all."

 

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

 

"Thirty-four," she replied.

 

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She doesn't look happy at all. :confused:

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Have i missed something are we being taken over by someone who has connections with crufts

 

It was in one of the takeover threads. I don't remember which one it was but one of the traditionally more reliable ITK members let us in on it.

I think his name was Jacob Crocker (someone my need to correct me on the spelling of that???), but apparently while quite wealthy now he was notorious for going on Seven Network's first series of Dragons Den back in 2005 (if you didn't know, Seven Network is an Australian TV channel). He was shot down by the Dragon's - Simon Reymolds in partular had a famous rant at him (thats on YouTube somewhere I think if you search for it!). Anyway, his "invention" (if you can call it that lol!!) was a new type of dog biscuit with some special substance in it made from goat's cheese which was supposed to be good for their muscles.....hence the dog pictures (such as the superman one), and the cheese pictures.

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It was in one of the takeover threads. I don't remember which one it was but one of the traditionally more reliable ITK members let us in on it.

I think his name was Jacob Crocker (someone my need to correct me on the spelling of that???), but apparently while quite wealthy now he was notorious for going on Seven Network's first series of Dragons Den back in 2005 (if you didn't know, Seven Network is an Australian TV channel). He was shot down by the Dragon's - Simon Reymolds in partular had a famous rant at him (thats on YouTube somewhere I think if you search for it!). Anyway, his "invention" (if you can call it that lol!!) was a new type of dog biscuit with some special substance in it made from goat's cheese which was supposed to be good for their muscles.....hence the dog pictures (such as the superman one), and the cheese pictures.

 

Agggh I see thanks for that thought I was going mad:rolleyes:

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for a nation of supposed dog lovers many seem to be able to humiliate their pets.

 

You may be right nick...look what old father time did to this sweet little pet.:smt117

 

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Subject: Tweety Bird is 60 Years Old This Week!

 

This can't be happening!

 

"Tweety Bird", is 60 years Old This Week!

 

 

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You may be right nick...look what old father time did to this sweet little pet.:smt117

 

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Subject: Tweety Bird is 60 Years Old This Week!

 

This can't be happening!

 

"Tweety Bird", is 60 years Old This Week!

 

 

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One word sums up that bottom picture - testicle.

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