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Two Skates on a night out...


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One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home .'

 

'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

 

'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.

 

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other

keeps a look-out.

 

After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing?

Have you not found one yet?'

 

'I can't find a No. 91'

 

'Oh Jesus Christ you thick ****, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.'

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