Pancake Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home .' 'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate. They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out. After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?' 'I can't find a No. 91' 'Oh Jesus Christ you thick ****, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.'
thesaint sfc Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 I smirked, only just though. Also no wee. Although I've never wee'd myself through laughing. I tend to laugh through my windpipe, lungs and mouth rather than my bladder and penis.
Draino76 Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 Laughed in head, just wee'd before I read this, so not much pressure there.
benjii Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 I've shat all over my lounge. Nothing to do with the joke though.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 I've shat all over my lounge. Nothing to do with the joke though. Hah that made me laugh more than the joke did!
Marsdinho Posted 21 May, 2009 Posted 21 May, 2009 Hah that made me laugh more than the joke did! Ha, that made me laugh more that the comment did and the joke did.
Block 18 Posted 21 May, 2009 Posted 21 May, 2009 Ha, that made me laugh more that the comment did and the joke did. Ha, that made me laugh more than your comment and the previous comment and the joke did
Jillyanne Posted 21 May, 2009 Posted 21 May, 2009 Ha, that made me laugh more than your comment and the previous comment and the joke did Ha, nothing made me laugh.
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