Master Bates Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 There's a announcement saying: J Barnes Passed away on 22nd May, after a short illness.
Saint in Paradise Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 Maybe it should have been in the memoraum ( spelling ) section ?
Dicko Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 The Echo never check these things Years ago, I knew somebody who put a fake death in the Echo & got printed, no problem
ericofarabia Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 There's a announcement saying: J Barnes Passed away on 22nd May, after a short illness. Quick, somebody get a seance kit and ouija board out, make contact and find out who has finally bought Saints
Weston Super Saint Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 There's a announcement saying: J Barnes Passed away on 22nd May, after a short illness. Maybe they're catching up from last year? After all, they can hardly be described as being 'on the ball' can they :smt102
Master Bates Posted 18 May, 2009 Author Posted 18 May, 2009 Poor guy/girl, he might not even be sick yet. Imagine when he reads it.
bungle Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 Good player in his time That was the same link I made. It took until reading the first reply before I realised the date issue!
keithd Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 The Echo never check these things Years ago, I knew somebody who put a fake death in the Echo & got printed, no problem why would they check it? waste of their time and inconsiderate to those who geniunely put in a death announcement... "hello, this is the daily echo, is that the office for registering births, deaths and marriages? can you confirm the XYZ is really dead? no chance of him coming back then? OK bye..."
Weston Super Saint Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 why would they check it? waste of their time and inconsiderate to those who geniunely put in a death announcement... "hello, this is the daily echo, is that the office for registering births, deaths and marriages? can you confirm the XYZ is really dead? no chance of him coming back then? OK bye..." Or.... They died on the 12th and the person doing the typing ****ed it up....
Hatch Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 Maybe it's Kray style threat, and it's a warning to Mr J Barnes. There is a big underworld in ghetto Southampton
Master Bates Posted 18 May, 2009 Author Posted 18 May, 2009 Would you believe when his funeral is? 22nd May :shock: I wonder if he dies by falling in the grave.
Weston Super Saint Posted 18 May, 2009 Posted 18 May, 2009 Would you believe when his funeral is? 22nd May :shock: I wonder if he dies by falling in the grave. I don't believe you.
Master Bates Posted 22 May, 2009 Author Posted 22 May, 2009 It is with sad regret to announce that John Barnes died this morning following a short illness.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 22 May, 2009 Posted 22 May, 2009 It is with sad regret to announce that John Barnes died this morning following a short illness. Daily Echo reporting future news? It's like back to the future or something. Nicely done MB.
Deppo Posted 22 May, 2009 Posted 22 May, 2009 I saw a family announcement once for a 'Beloved Aunt', but because of a typo the A was replaced with a C.
Ponty Posted 22 May, 2009 Posted 22 May, 2009 I saw a family announcement once for a 'Beloved Aunt', but because of a typo the A was replaced with a C. Are you Larry David?
Rattlehead Posted 22 May, 2009 Posted 22 May, 2009 I saw a family announcement once for a 'Beloved Aunt', but because of a typo the A was replaced with a C. You made that up Dippo, straight from the Joe Pasquale school of 'humour'.
Deppo Posted 23 May, 2009 Posted 23 May, 2009 Are you Larry David? Shh. And you can shut up as well, Cattleshed, my beloved ****.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 May, 2009 Posted 23 May, 2009 So nobody else went straight down the bookies and put money on that then? Meh, your loss, I made an easy ton!
hamster Posted 23 May, 2009 Posted 23 May, 2009 It is with sad regret to announce that John Barnes died this morning following a short illness. MB you fool, you can not die of dwarfism. FACT hth
StuRomseySaint Posted 23 May, 2009 Posted 23 May, 2009 MB you fool, you can not die of dwarfism. FACT hth Wrong, the average life of a Dwarf is 28 years. The reason for this is that people die early due to symptons directly relating to their dwarfism. :-)
hamster Posted 23 May, 2009 Posted 23 May, 2009 Wrong, the average life of a Dwarf is 28 years. The reason for this is that people die early due to symptons directly relating to their dwarfism. :-) Ah, I was wrong thenm Stu. He did die from a short illness. By the way, carshare to Priestfiled?
StuRomseySaint Posted 23 May, 2009 Posted 23 May, 2009 Ah, I was wrong thenm Stu. He did die from a short illness. By the way, carshare to Priestfiled? Would love to, as long as you are driving and don't mind stopping off in Canterbury ( even though it's not on the way ) I probably won't let them go.
hamster Posted 23 May, 2009 Posted 23 May, 2009 Would love to, as long as you are driving and don't mind stopping off in Canterbury ( even though it's not on the way ) I probably won't let them go. We shall see, although I expect Mrs h to want to make a weekend of it and spend a bit of time down the Strand. By the way, I can confirm that Wembley was cleansed ot the smell of Skate this afternoon, I opened a window in the tolets.
Deppo Posted 24 May, 2009 Posted 24 May, 2009 Ah, I was wrong thenm Stu. He did die from a short illness. By the way, carshare to Priestfiled? Very good.
Master Bates Posted 25 May, 2009 Author Posted 25 May, 2009 A Mrs S Bye said goodbye to the world, doesn't say when it's going to happen though. Also a funny advert in between a dead P Bailey & S Bye saying: "Just passed? Driving Test successes printed from just £15......."
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