Master Bates Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 There's a announcement saying: J Barnes Passed away on 22nd May, after a short illness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Maybe it should have been in the memoraum ( spelling ) section ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 The Echo never check these things Years ago, I knew somebody who put a fake death in the Echo & got printed, no problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 There's a announcement saying: J Barnes Passed away on 22nd May, after a short illness. Quick, somebody get a seance kit and ouija board out, make contact and find out who has finally bought Saints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Poor guy/girl, he might not even be sick yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 There's a announcement saying: J Barnes Passed away on 22nd May, after a short illness. Maybe they're catching up from last year? After all, they can hardly be described as being 'on the ball' can they :smt102 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Poor guy/girl, he might not even be sick yet. Imagine when he reads it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Good player in his time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Good player in his time That was the same link I made. It took until reading the first reply before I realised the date issue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 The Echo never check these things Years ago, I knew somebody who put a fake death in the Echo & got printed, no problem why would they check it? waste of their time and inconsiderate to those who geniunely put in a death announcement... "hello, this is the daily echo, is that the office for registering births, deaths and marriages? can you confirm the XYZ is really dead? no chance of him coming back then? OK bye..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 why would they check it? waste of their time and inconsiderate to those who geniunely put in a death announcement... "hello, this is the daily echo, is that the office for registering births, deaths and marriages? can you confirm the XYZ is really dead? no chance of him coming back then? OK bye..." Or.... They died on the 12th and the person doing the typing ****ed it up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Here's some sh1t you may not have knowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Maybe he died last May. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Maybe it's Kray style threat, and it's a warning to Mr J Barnes. There is a big underworld in ghetto Southampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Maybe he died last May. Don't be ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Would you believe when his funeral is? 22nd May :shock: I wonder if he dies by falling in the grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Would you believe when his funeral is? 22nd May :shock: I wonder if he dies by falling in the grave. I don't believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 22 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 22 May, 2009 It is with sad regret to announce that John Barnes died this morning following a short illness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 22 May, 2009 Share Posted 22 May, 2009 It is with sad regret to announce that John Barnes died this morning following a short illness. Daily Echo reporting future news? It's like back to the future or something. Nicely done MB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 22 May, 2009 Share Posted 22 May, 2009 I saw a family announcement once for a 'Beloved Aunt', but because of a typo the A was replaced with a C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 22 May, 2009 Share Posted 22 May, 2009 I saw a family announcement once for a 'Beloved Aunt', but because of a typo the A was replaced with a C. Are you Larry David? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 22 May, 2009 Share Posted 22 May, 2009 I saw a family announcement once for a 'Beloved Aunt', but because of a typo the A was replaced with a C. You made that up Dippo, straight from the Joe Pasquale school of 'humour'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 Are you Larry David? Shh. And you can shut up as well, Cattleshed, my beloved ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 So nobody else went straight down the bookies and put money on that then? Meh, your loss, I made an easy ton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 It is with sad regret to announce that John Barnes died this morning following a short illness. MB you fool, you can not die of dwarfism. FACT hth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 MB you fool, you can not die of dwarfism. FACT hth Wrong, the average life of a Dwarf is 28 years. The reason for this is that people die early due to symptons directly relating to their dwarfism. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 Wrong, the average life of a Dwarf is 28 years. The reason for this is that people die early due to symptons directly relating to their dwarfism. :-) Ah, I was wrong thenm Stu. He did die from a short illness. By the way, carshare to Priestfiled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 Ah, I was wrong thenm Stu. He did die from a short illness. By the way, carshare to Priestfiled? Would love to, as long as you are driving and don't mind stopping off in Canterbury ( even though it's not on the way ) I probably won't let them go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 23 May, 2009 Share Posted 23 May, 2009 Would love to, as long as you are driving and don't mind stopping off in Canterbury ( even though it's not on the way ) I probably won't let them go. We shall see, although I expect Mrs h to want to make a weekend of it and spend a bit of time down the Strand. By the way, I can confirm that Wembley was cleansed ot the smell of Skate this afternoon, I opened a window in the tolets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 24 May, 2009 Share Posted 24 May, 2009 Ah, I was wrong thenm Stu. He did die from a short illness. By the way, carshare to Priestfiled? Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 25 May, 2009 A Mrs S Bye said goodbye to the world, doesn't say when it's going to happen though. Also a funny advert in between a dead P Bailey & S Bye saying: "Just passed? Driving Test successes printed from just £15......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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