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I wonder what they will be tomorrow?

 

maybe Angel Loadsamoney, business man from Boliva , agrees deal with Mark Fry to buy club for $150m .

 

More likely to be Joe Skint buys club for a bet and invests 20p into club

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Today mark fry was caught trying to sneak out of the side door of St Marys with a large suitcase! Mr Fry of no fixed abode claimed he was popping out to get a bag of sugar and would be back in a minute.........more to follow

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Mike got home yesterday from a week away in North Devon with the wife, stayed away from papers and sports news all the time we were away. Got home to find no change (apart from todays match being called off) same crap being spouted, will it ever end.

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Mike got home yesterday from a week away in North Devon with the wife, stayed away from papers and sports news all the time we were away. Got home to find no change (apart from todays match being called off) same crap being spouted, will it ever end.

 

Hope you had a good time Pete.

We have had a week of over a thousand posts saying nothing. the ITK's still are telling us nothing if they do in fact know anything.

Me i am hiding the bank statements in case the wife realises we have a grand in it which would normally have gone on season tickets, i knew there was a good reason 25 years ago why we should not have had a joint account

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"heartace for Saints fans as club folds"

 

"Anger from Saints fans as Lowe is new owner"

 

"Delight for Saints fans as MLT is appointed Chairman of Saints. New Board promises £10m immediate investment in club"

 

"Dream time for Saints fans as premiership title is awarded to Saints as top 41 clubs are kicked out of league"

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Marc Jackson to bring a lifesize cardboard sectional David Beckham in his briefcase to St Marys

 

A more realistic version of your post Stanley.

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Deal to be completed within 96 hours. Fry cautiously optimistic. Everyone else going bonkers.

 

If this goes on much longer I may have ****ed up all the money I was intending to spend on a Season Ticket!

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The Daily echo is proud to say it has today donated £500k to SFC to pay the monthly bills. It is our fervent hope that the xtra month will be enough time to find a buyer to take our club forward.........what do you mean the cheque bounced?????

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"heartace for Saints fans as club folds"

 

"Anger from Saints fans as Lowe is new owner"

 

"Delight for Saints fans as MLT is appointed Chairman of Saints. New Board promises £10m immediate investment in club"

 

"Dream time for Saints fans as premiership title is awarded to Saints as top 41 clubs are kicked out of league"

 

Typical Echo mistake. We'd be 2nd if the top 41 teams were kicked out of the league. Norwich would be champions.

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And in shock news today it has emerged that a new group has emerged as favourites to buy the struggling football club.

 

Consortium leader Mark Wotte states

 

The fans were disappointed that the players had not appeared to be interested in saving the club, however, over the last week, they or their agents have been working tirelessly to raise personal bank loans based on the standard 4 x earnings ration and as a result have been able to table an acceptable bid to Mark Fry.

 

Players spokesman Davies said that the comments from the fans had been deeply hurtful and that as a group they had decided there was only one course of action they could take.

 

The Echo understands that the club is now safe financially for the coming season and it is now believed that the players are finally motivated enough to turn up for actual matches and make the extra effort. There is apparentlt no truth in the rumour that the players expect to sell the club for a 300% profit once they have secured the return to the Championship.

 

 

 

 

 

Failing that "Last minute mystery bid emerges as favourite as Fry extends deadline"

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Ah bless, wouldn't they change it?

 

Back in the S4E days, I think it was Crab Lungs who was championing Alain Perrin to be our manager (before he managed Pompey).

 

I changed my name to post a response to him thanking him for his support. But there was a lot of name changing going on at the same time (Sir Woody etc. etc.) and the mods stopped it. The wind changed and I was stuck with it.

 

Been like it so long, seems silly to change, even though it has Pompey associations. So there you have it. I blame the mods.

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Back in the S4E days, I think it was Crab Lungs who was championing Alain Perrin to be our manager (before he managed Pompey).

 

I changed my name to post a response to him thanking him for his support. But there was a lot of name changing going on at the same time (Sir Woody etc. etc.) and the mods stopped it. The wind changed and I was stuck with it.

 

Been like it so long, seems silly to change, even though it has Pompey associations. So there you have it. I blame the mods.

 

Bloody Crab Lungs. I wish he would leave the country or summit

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Back in the S4E days, I think it was Crab Lungs who was championing Alain Perrin to be our manager (before he managed Pompey).

 

I changed my name to post a response to him thanking him for his support. But there was a lot of name changing going on at the same time (Sir Woody etc. etc.) and the mods stopped it. The wind changed and I was stuck with it.

 

Been like it so long, seems silly to change, even though it has Pompey associations. So there you have it. I blame the mods.

 

Wrong mate. Myself and Crab Lungs were championing Bruno Metsu to be Saints new manager. Rumours were true he was linked an approached. It was in back page of echo I believe.

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Wrong mate. Myself and Crab Lungs were championing Bruno Metsu to be Saints new manager. Rumours were true he was linked an approached. It was in back page of echo I believe.

 

Ok. So who was the Alain Perrin fan....?

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' Euell Appointed As New Manager In new Jamacian set up '

 

Should that not read Jamican Jerk appointed?

 

Fry Up to no good.

 

 

Jacksons 5 "quid bid"

 

 

Fry farms out club to Jackson.

All above pretty **** really but it was a try!

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"heartace for Saints fans as club folds"

 

"Anger from Saints fans as Lowe is new owner"

"Delight for Saints fans as MLT is appointed Chairman of Saints. New Board promises £10m immediate investment in club"

 

"Dream time for Saints fans as premiership title is awarded to Saints as top 41 clubs are kicked out of league"

 

 

 

I wouldn't laugh about it of I were you .........

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