My girlfriend.

[Draino76]

She's got 3 kidneys.

 

Can anyone beat that?

[Hatch]

Can't beat , but will poke it

[Durleyfos]

My girlfriend's got 2 c*nts.

[Saint_clark]

Rule 1.

[Master Bates]

She's got 3 kidneys.

 

Can anyone beat that?

 

I will beat that by PM'ing you 30 kidneys

[Dicko]

That's nothing.

 

Tiggs girlfriend has 2 assholes

[Hatch]

My girlfriend's got 2 c*nts.

 

'tis true what he says

 

[Essruu]

My girlfriend's got 2 c*nts.

 

 

 

Her vagina, plus you.

[CabbageFace]

Staceys mom she's got it goin on.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

She's got 3 kidneys.

 

Can anyone beat that?

 

I've got six. They will form part of a mixed grill tonight.

[SNSUN]

I could tear you a new arsehole if you really want to stand out from the crowd...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

She's got 3 kidneys.

 

Can anyone beat that?

 

When me and my sister where under 18 my Mum had 4 kid's knee's

 

FACT

[scott_saints]

My girlfriend's bigger than yours.

[SNSUN]

My girlfriend's bigger than yours.

 

You wish...

[Draino76]

Yeah apparently with 3 kidneys she processes liquids a bit quicker; and has to urinate more often. Personally I think we should sell it, and have a nice holiday or something.

[CabbageFace]

or get into water sports.

[notnowcato]

how common is this 3 kidney malarkey??

[Master Bates]

how common is this 3 kidney malarkey??

 

http://www.steadyhealth.com/I_have_3_kidneys__t81012.html

[Draino76]

http://www.steadyhealth.com/I_have_3_kidneys__t81012.html

 

So even the girls on steadyhealth.com cannot beat my gf's 3 kidneys; one of them only had 2 and a half!

 

Pathetic IMO.

[Hatch]

She is worth nearly £200,000

 

http://www.minnesotamonthly.com/media/Minnesota-Monthly/March-2008/Kidney-for-Sale/

[Pancake]

My girlfriend's got 2 c*nts.

 

Her vagina, plus you.

 

LOL at Essruu wasting 1 of his posts on a completely redundant (to anyone with an eye for self-deprecation) remark.

[Saint Martini]

Quite selfish of her in my opinion. Some people don't even have one kidney working properly and she's keeping three of them for herself.

[notnowcato]

LOL at Essruu wasting 1 of his posts on a completely redundant (to anyone with an eye for self-deprecation) remark.

 

I see... I read it as being her and her mother.

[notnowcato]

So is it only the females that can get 3 kidneys?

[StuRomseySaint]

My friend Denzil who posts on here has 9 toes, consisting of 3 big toes and 6 little toes, quite impressive, especially as he is not from P*rtsmouth.

 

Damn, only one post left, better make it a good one.

[saint_stevo]

My friend Denzil who posts on here has 9 toes, consisting of 3 big toes and 6 little toes, quite impressive, especially as he is not from P*rtsmouth.

 

Damn, only one post left, better make it a good one.

 

Your friend Denzil is a mong

[Essruu]

LOL at Essruu wasting 1 of his posts on a completely redundant (to anyone with an eye for self-deprecation) remark.

 

LOL@ Pancake for thinking I give a f**k about a f**king post on a f**king internet messageboard, or what f**k he thinks, the stupid f**k

[Pancake]

LOL@ Pancake for thinking I give a f**k about a f**king post on a f**king internet messageboard, or what f**k he thinks, the stupid f**k

 

Hee hee heee...

[Ponty]

LOL@ Pancake for thinking I give a f**k about a f**king post on a f**king internet messageboard, or what f**k he thinks, the stupid f**k

 

Do you keep your iPhone in that handbag?

[mack rill]

My friend Denzil who posts on here has 9 toes, consisting of 3 big toes and 6 little toes, quite impressive, especially as he is not from P*rtsmouth.

 

Damn, only one post left, better make it a good one.

 

One thing you and Diesel do have in common Stuey..............Tight ****s!:smt019:smt043:smt043:smt023

[Weston Super Saint]

Has anyone rule 1'd Drainos bird yet?

[Deano6]

LOL@ Pancake for thinking I give a f**k about a f**king post on a f**king internet messageboard, or what f**k he thinks, the stupid f**k

 

 

I'm guessing he was saying it for other people's amusement.

 

I was amused.