Hotels

[saint_stevo]

Why do maids fold the bog roll into a point? And why do they tuck the bottom of the quilt in?

[hamster]

and why do they always always leave new soap? even when there is just the odd pube or two that could easily be plucked off. very wasteful imho.

[benjii]

Why do they move the ****ing tissue box back to the bathroom every morning?

 

It's ****ing retarded. If I'm in the bathroom and need some tissue I'll use the pointy bog roll. If I'm in another part of my suite, I want the ****ing tissues.

 

Stupid.

[hamster]

2 words.

 

Gideon Bibles.

 

Why?

[Deppo]

2 words.

 

Gideon Bibles.

 

Why?

 

That's three.

[Deppo]

Stevo takes his plastic sheet when he stays in hotels.

[Dog]

Which Travelodge did you stop in stevo, was it a birthday treat?

[Dog]

Why do maids fold the bog roll into a point? And why do they tuck the bottom of the quilt in?

 

Don't worry Steven, you'll soon get the hang of it. Next week they may put you on reception.

[Saint Keith]

and why do tall, leggy, but slighty rough looking blond women keep knocking on the door and asking if i would like some company

 

or is that just me

[Ponty]

and why do tall, leggy, but slighty rough looking blond women keep knocking on the door and asking if i would like some company

 

or is that just me

I never had you down as tall.

[hamster]

That's three.

 

My mistake, here's 2 for you though

**** orf.

[saint_stevo]

Which Travelodge did you stop in stevo, was it a birthday treat?

 

Premier Inn actually, Kings Cross- Course

 

Don't worry Steven, you'll soon get the hang of it. Next week they may put you on reception.

 

Don't call me steven

[Hatch]

There's a funny thing on the interweb about soaps in hotels.

Copies of letters between guest and hotel staff.

Can't be arsed to look for it. Supposed to be genuine.

[Deppo]

My mistake, here's 2 for you though

**** orf.

 

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