I can do romance

[Hatch]

http://www.clarepeople.com/index.php/This-Weeks-News/romantic-man-awaits-sentencing-for-indecency.html

 

A NORTH Clare resident who admitted to masturbating while following young women around Galway City may be stripped of his crown as Ireland’s Most Romantic Man.

 

See women, the two are inextricably linked.

 

and my favourite line from the report....

The couple beat off stiff competition from dozens of other entries from the whole island of Ireland to win the prize

[hamster]

Magic!

 

This is genuine and she deserves it but don't go mad. Just send one and get everyone else you know to send one....unless she does reply she's interested...then fill your boots!

 

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