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I thought about plucking them all out and then drawing them back in again.

 

But then I realised I am a man.

 

However the odd rogue one has to be dealt with from time to time!

 

How do you deal with your ones?

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For some reason the wife is obsessed with my mono brow.

 

She always wants to rip them all out, I only let her when im stoned though as it doesnt hurt as much.

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I shave in the middle.

 

You get stubby new ends that show up more IMO. I use a plucker for the middle mutants that appear.

Posted (edited)
Not if you just do 1 swipe every other day with a razor.

 

Wait until you are 40!

 

I went to a funeral recently with my family. Pops is 73 and his are a nightmare. Under my supervision my sister did the necessary, we threatened to abandon him otherwise and boycott the whole thing!

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As I am not a chap-loving-chap I find it difficult to tell much difference for good or bad. Perhaps the women (??) can tell us who is more attractive.

 

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As I am not a chap-loving-chap I find it difficult to tell much difference for good or bad. Perhaps the women (??) can tell us who is more attractive.

 

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Didnt those two finish 3rd in X Factor last year....

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As I am not a chap-loving-chap I find it difficult to tell much difference for good or bad. Perhaps the women (??) can tell us who is more attractive.

 

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What changed apart from the crappy gay stubble and less of a gurn on his face ? And they turned the lights up

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What changed apart from the crappy gay stubble and less of a gurn on his face ? And they turned the lights up

 

And gave the second one an Elvis burger diet for a month. Anyway number two has also grown eyebrows on the right side of his head. What a crap ad.

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Im quite hirsute at the moment, so im going to take a "before" and "after" picture, that way everyone can asses what looks better. Hang on a sec and ill upload my "before" pic. Ill then shave it all off and take another pic....

 

Im guessing you will all prefer me when i have a bit of stubble, Mrs Mars prefers me looking like that.

 

(PIC TO FOLLOW)

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