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From Charles Sale in todays Daily Mail:-

Portsmouth's financial problems are now serious enough to be causing major concern to the Premier League. They are worried that the club may not be able to continue much longer as a going concern with sustainable debt — especially now the League have announced they are strengthening their monetary checks and improving transparency of ownership on the back of questions about football governance by Culture Secretary Andy Burnham.

It is proving difficult to unravel the exact state of Portsmouth’s finances because the ultimate company that owns the club is based in the financial labyrinth of Luxembourg, where Pompey owner Alexandre Gaydamak has varied interests.

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hoooooooooo i wish i was so very bitter and twisted:butthead::butthead::smt023

You will be, you will be.....

 

Whilst obviously there is an element of that, I think that some of those currently enjoying our "situation" need to be aware of their own problems. "The Bigger They Are (debts that is) the Harder They Fall" and all that.

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You will be, you will be.....

 

Whilst obviously there is an element of that, I think that some of those currently enjoying our "situation" need to be aware of their own problems. "The Bigger They Are (debts that is) the Harder They Fall" and all that.

 

Porky Pie Storie our illustrious chairman has already hinted that we will be financially stable (in da green) comes the summer for-sure,:^o:-\"

 

ps.....we are not stupid, If a sugar daddy is not found this summer Sacha will asset strip Even more and ride off into the sunset. Leaving us to face fizzy pop by next Xmas,

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From Charles Sale in todays Daily Mail:-

Portsmouth's financial problems are now serious enough to be causing major concern to the Premier League. They are worried that the club may not be able to continue much longer as a going concern with sustainable debt — especially now the League have announced they are strengthening their monetary checks and improving transparency of ownership on the back of questions about football governance by Culture Secretary Andy Burnham.

It is proving difficult to unravel the exact state of Portsmouth’s finances because the ultimate company that owns the club is based in the financial labyrinth of Luxembourg, where Pompey owner Alexandre Gaydamak has varied interests.

 

So as they can't 'unravel the exact state of Portsmouth's finances' that means they don't know.

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Porky Pie Storie our illustrious chairman has already hinted that we will be financially stable (in da green) comes the summer for-sure,:^o:-\"

 

ps.....we are not stupid, If a sugar daddy is not found this summer Sacha will asset strip Even more and ride off into the sunset. Leaving us to face fizzy pop by next Xmas,

 

Has Storie managed to pay the pie bill.

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Todays installment:-

 

Troubled Portsmouth, whose £65m worth of debts include £40m owed to the South African Standard Bank, look to have no choice but to sell players to survive. The bank expect a substantial payment at the end of the season while owner Alexandre Gaydamak has loaned the club £25m but is not prepared to invest further.

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Todays installment:-

 

Troubled Portsmouth, whose £65m worth of debts include £40m owed to the South African Standard Bank, look to have no choice but to sell players to survive. The bank expect a substantial payment at the end of the season while owner Alexandre Gaydamak has loaned the club £25m but is not prepared to invest further.

 

How are they allowed to get away with having twice the debt we had, playing in that sh!t hole of a ground, paying the wages they do every week, never turning a profit and only piling up huge losses every year. If they go down next season they will be utterly foooooked.

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Dont believe all you read in the papers.

 

As we speak Corps Ho is out there with new backers who are about to inject substantial sums into the club

 

If that doen't work Pompey do have considerable saleable assets such as Johnson/Krancjar/Crouch/Pennant etc. Even the lad up front (who used to play for PNE) would fetch a couple of million.

 

They should be able to reduce their wage bill massively and, with good management, could still survive in the Prem.

 

Question is where does the money come from the redevelop fratton Park and pay for the Training Ground?

 

Would have really been interesting if Pompey had been relegated this year.

 

For the decent Pompey fans, I hope all goes relatively well for you. For the significant band of knuckledraggers, here's hoping for a massive fall from grace

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Forgot to say, the fall back position is to sell the [portrait of Johnnie Westwood soon to be displayed in the National Gallery. Understand uber fan Fred Dineage is willing to shell out to buy

 

Perhaps we ought to try the sme tactic with the painting of the Doncaster Steam Loco!!

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Has Storie managed to pay the pie bill.

 

LOL talk about Pot, Kettle, and Black, all we did was forgot to pay a mince pie bill,

While you bunch of shysters are hoping to Welsh on 30mill you owe Barclay's for St Fairies,

Fratton Park maybe a shyt hole but! at least its our shyt hole:D

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Question Mack, whats worth more - the ground or the mouldy pies?

 

Let me assure you there is far more mould on the ground than there is on the pies.

 

Sorry to disappoint some but we are due to balance the books this year, selling Johnson will reduce our debt and we already have a replacement in Younis Kaboul who has kept Johnson out of his place. Also got a star player coming through the youth ranks. So please don't lose any sleep worrying about us.

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Question Mack, whats worth more - the ground or the mouldy pies?

 

Well the Pies tasted really nice, And as at the time i was a Steward in the Milton end, We had a bag full each:D

Must omit i never had a bite of the ground;)

So in answer to your ?,,,,,,,The pies.

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Let me assure you there is far more mould on the ground than there is on the pies.

 

Sorry to disappoint some but we are due to balance the books this year, selling Johnson will reduce our debt and we already have a replacement in Younis Kaboul who has kept Johnson out of his place. Also got a star player coming through the youth ranks. So please don't lose any sleep worrying about us.

 

yeah right... for £65m, you've bin smokin' about as much ****e as you've bin watchin'!

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Dont believe all you read in the papers.

 

As we speak Corps Ho is out there with new backers who are about to inject substantial sums into the club

 

If that doen't work Pompey do have considerable saleable assets such as Johnson/Krancjar/Crouch/Pennant etc. Even the lad up front (who used to play for PNE) would fetch a couple of million.

 

They should be able to reduce their wage bill massively and, with good management, could still survive in the Prem.

 

Question is where does the money come from the redevelop fratton Park and pay for the Training Ground?

 

Would have really been interesting if Pompey had been relegated this year.

 

For the decent Pompey fans, I hope all goes relatively well for you. For the significant band of knuckledraggers, here's hoping for a massive fall from grace

 

Not Pompey's to sell.

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LOL talk about Pot, Kettle, and Black, all we did was forgot to pay a mince pie bill,

While you bunch of shysters are hoping to Welsh on 30mill you owe Barclay's for St Fairies,

Fratton Park maybe a shyt hole but! at least its our shyt hole:D

 

I presume you mean welch out of the £23.5m to Aviva?

 

Actually just like us, if you fail to pay your debts then **** Park becomes ownership of your own creditor(s).

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