scott_saints Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 What's on yours? House key Work key Car key GMB keyring That's it. Although I used to have a monkey with a willy that came out when squeezed.
OLYMPIC Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 House key 2 work keys Motorbike key Gym locker Padlock key Security bollard key Also two front door keys that i have no idea what they fit.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 What's on yours? House key Work key Car key GMB keyring That's it. Although I used to have a monkey with a willy that came out when squeezed. Was it a pet?
The King Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 Car key House key BMW keyring Pretty boring tbf. I'll wipe a bogey onto one of the keys to spice things up a bit.
scott_saints Posted 12 May, 2009 Author Posted 12 May, 2009 Bogeys will add more sweetness, rather than spicyness imo.
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 (edited) Car key Door key Missus's mums door key My parents door key Key fob for social club tesco clubcard Some drink discount card And a crappy thing that says if my keys get lost. If they hand them in to halifax they will give them a tenner. (or alternatively they could just break into 3 houses, have a car) Edited 12 May, 2009 by Smirking_Saint
thesaint sfc Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 Car key Front door key for my house Front door key for my mums house Front door key for my dads house Front door key for my mates house Porch door key for my house Porch door key for my dads house Shed key for my house Shed key for my mums house Alarm key thing for my mums house Safe key for work Front door key for work Ghey keyring
aids victim Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 Keys are for gays. A brick through the window gets me in anywhere that I can't get in. Unless it has no windows, then I don't want to be there, as I want to look out at kids and women. Love me xx
Arizona Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 House key Parents house key Car Key Saints Leather key fob One of those security things with the address and number of some company you call if you find them Velociraptor.
keithd Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 Car key House key BMW keyring Pretty boring tbf. I'll wipe a bogey onto one of the keys to spice things up a bit. lol stating its a BMW keyring!! is you pennis small? FWIW... audi car key 3 bedroom detached house front door key mums front door key garage key SFC metal key ring
Jillyanne Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 House keys Car keys Saints key fob thing Scotland key fob thing Mums house key
Scudamore Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 lol stating its a BMW keyring!! is you penis small? FWIW... audi car key 3 bedroom detached house front door key mums front door key garage key SFC metal key ring lol stating its an audi keyring!! is you penis small? FWIW... Mercedes car key Mansion front door key Key to Lucy Pinders chastity belt Keyfob containing grass from the Dell
saint_stevo Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 House key Rhino bottle opener Eiffel Tower VW car key, not the RCL type The key to maddy's room my work keys are separate. There is about 15
Spades Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 Car key House key Tesco clubcard USB stick old student house key old parents house key old bike chain key a snapped link thing whistle jaegermeister strap i need to get rid of most of that if im honest
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 House key Rhino bottle opener Eiffel Tower VW car key, not the RCL type The key to maddy's room my work keys are separate. There is about 15 can you get one cut for us
hamster Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 Car key Door key Missus's mums door key My parents door key Key fob for social club tesco clubcard Some drink discount card Kirpan Front door key "90% angel" brass thing Car Key Imobilser thing (held together with sellotape) Don Key Won Key Han Key Span Key Wan Key Man Key Key to Smirkings Mums Girlfriends house
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 Kirpan Front door key "90% angel" brass thing Car Key Imobilser thing (held together with sellotape) Don Key Won Key Han Key Span Key Wan Key Man Key Key to Smirkings Mums Girlfriends house Never realised there was an actual key, it's probably just on the latch
bridge too far Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 Front door deadlock key Front door yale type key Back door deadlock type key Garage key Office front door key My office door key Car key Key to my daughter's house Key to my mum's house USB stick Mickey Mouse thingy Plastic plait thing my granddaughter made for me Bloody 'ell, no wonder my handbag weighs a ton!
Julian H. Cope Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 Commercial Houses League One winners medal circa 1986 Meatcard Key fob containing a naked picture of your girlfriend/boyfriend Front door key Key to the Executive washroom Half a pound of treacle Original Ted Bates statue
TopGun Posted 12 May, 2009 Posted 12 May, 2009 I have three stupidly long keys for the front door of the work office - top, middle, lower. I keep them seperate from my normal key ring as they could do me damage in my trouser pockets.
spain saint Posted 13 May, 2009 Posted 13 May, 2009 Skeleton key! (can be used for all of your houses!)
notnowcato Posted 13 May, 2009 Posted 13 May, 2009 Aston Martin key Key fob to the small pennis clinic
cellone Posted 13 May, 2009 Posted 13 May, 2009 Some of you must sound like prison warden's every time you get your key's out.
Saint_Jonny Posted 14 May, 2009 Posted 14 May, 2009 Car key House Key FIVE work keys (i hate carrying these around) and a "gay" METALLICA master of puppets key ring. Really, really gay, that one..
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