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What's on yours?

 

House key

Work key

Car key

GMB keyring

 

That's it. Although I used to have a monkey with a willy that came out when squeezed.

 

Was it a pet?

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Car key

Door key

Missus's mums door key

My parents door key

Key fob for social club

tesco clubcard

Some drink discount card

 

 

And a crappy thing that says if my keys get lost. If they hand them in to halifax they will give them a tenner. (or alternatively they could just break into 3 houses, have a car)

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Car key

Front door key for my house

Front door key for my mums house

Front door key for my dads house

Front door key for my mates house

Porch door key for my house

Porch door key for my dads house

Shed key for my house

Shed key for my mums house

Alarm key thing for my mums house

Safe key for work

Front door key for work

Ghey keyring

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Car key

House key

BMW keyring

 

Pretty boring tbf. I'll wipe a bogey onto one of the keys to spice things up a bit.

 

lol stating its a BMW keyring!! :D

 

is you pennis small?

 

FWIW...

 

audi car key

3 bedroom detached house front door key

mums front door key

garage key

SFC metal key ring

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lol stating its a BMW keyring!! :D

 

is you penis small?

 

FWIW...

 

audi car key

3 bedroom detached house front door key

mums front door key

garage key

SFC metal key ring

 

lol stating its an audi keyring!! :D

 

is you penis small?

 

FWIW...

 

Mercedes car key

Mansion front door key

Key to Lucy Pinders chastity belt

Keyfob containing grass from the Dell

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Car key

House key

Tesco clubcard

USB stick

old student house key

old parents house key

old bike chain key

a snapped link thing

whistle

jaegermeister strap

 

i need to get rid of most of that if im honest

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Car key

Door key

Missus's mums door key

My parents door key

Key fob for social club

tesco clubcard

Some drink discount card

 

 

Kirpan

Front door key

"90% angel" brass thing

Car Key

Imobilser thing (held together with sellotape)

Don Key

Won Key

Han Key

Span Key

Wan Key

Man Key

Key to Smirkings Mums Girlfriends house

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Kirpan

Front door key

"90% angel" brass thing

Car Key

Imobilser thing (held together with sellotape)

Don Key

Won Key

Han Key

Span Key

Wan Key

Man Key

Key to Smirkings Mums Girlfriends house

 

Never realised there was an actual key, it's probably just on the latch

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Front door deadlock key

Front door yale type key

Back door deadlock type key

Garage key

Office front door key

My office door key

Car key

Key to my daughter's house

Key to my mum's house

USB stick

Mickey Mouse thingy

Plastic plait thing my granddaughter made for me

 

Bloody 'ell, no wonder my handbag weighs a ton!

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