John Boy Saint Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 Saw a funny thing (I thought it was anyway) on my way home tonight. I was driving along the A303 from the west I just got onto one of the dualled stretches out by Warminster when I saw an Aston Martin convertible coming up behind me emitting smoke. Matey boy driving it seemed totally oblivious to it, I slowed down a little to let him pass out of curiosity as I thought that it was tyre smoke. He went past me as he did you could hear the tyre flapping then hey presto the tyre went into a ring of tread and shards of rubber, by this time I had put on the hazards and slowed to almost a stop as the tyre casing was meandering all over the road, even then it was still raining tyre shreddings, Matey still seemed oblivious but I think when his car struggled to round the slip road he was taking he realised something was up and stopped. When he got out and looked at the back of the car he threw his hands in the air, then like a toddler being denied sweets in the shop he had a stamping fit before kicking the naked alloy rim that had been driven for 1/4 of a mile totally unclothed! Ouch!!! ££££££££££££££!!! Made me chortle for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 Chortle=gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 Chortle=gay I thought sucking another man's c*ck=gay. Is guffawing hetero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 I thought sucking another man's c*ck=gay. Is guffawing hetero? more than one way to skin a pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 (edited) he was clearly being a knob then as they have tyre pressure monitors, surely that would have warned him of impending doom :smt009. oops sorry, thought this was the lounge and was being serious for a second. yes, chortling is clearly gay, but not as gay as sunshine Edited 11 May, 2009 by Saint Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 Keith knows his Sh!t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 someone elses misfortune = me laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 wow this is like old school before we had to pay muppetting. swift replies n stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 Saw a funny thing (I thought it was anyway) on my way home tonight. I was driving along the A303 from the west I just got onto one of the dualled stretches out by Warminster when I saw an Aston Martin convertible coming up behind me emitting smoke. Matey boy driving it seemed totally oblivious to it, I slowed down a little to let him pass out of curiosity as I thought that it was tyre smoke. He went past me as he did you could hear the tyre flapping then hey presto the tyre went into a ring of tread and shards of rubber, by this time I had put on the hazards and slowed to almost a stop as the tyre casing was meandering all over the road, even then it was still raining tyre shreddings, Matey still seemed oblivious but I think when his car struggled to round the slip road he was taking he realised something was up and stopped. When he got out and looked at the back of the car he threw his hands in the air, then like a toddler being denied sweets in the shop he had a stamping fit before kicking the naked alloy rim that had been driven for 1/4 of a mile totally unclothed! Ouch!!! ££££££££££££££!!! Made me chortle for a while. Quite a story. And what was the funny thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 Motoring Forum NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 12 May, 2009 Share Posted 12 May, 2009 Motoring Forum NOW There's a lot of this about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 12 May, 2009 Share Posted 12 May, 2009 Just goes to show that ****s shouldn't be allowed cars such as that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 May, 2009 Share Posted 12 May, 2009 Just goes to show that ****s shouldn't be allowed cars such as that ! But unfortunately tend to be the only ones that can afford them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 12 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 May, 2009 Chortle=gay I will smile quietly to myself in future. By the way Stevo I have those tickets you wanted for Les Miserables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 12 May, 2009 Share Posted 12 May, 2009 I saw a Lamborghini in Ocean Village yesterday 6932 AH - anyone know who that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 May, 2009 Share Posted 12 May, 2009 I saw a Lamborghini in Ocean Village yesterday 6932 AH - anyone know who that is? Paul Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 12 May, 2009 Share Posted 12 May, 2009 I will smile quietly to myself in future. By the way Stevo I have those tickets you wanted for Les Miserables. Chortle to yourself perhaps...... The restaurant yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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