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Saw a Funny Thing On My Way Home


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Saw a funny thing (I thought it was anyway) on my way home tonight. I was driving along the A303 from the west I just got onto one of the dualled stretches out by Warminster when I saw an Aston Martin convertible coming up behind me emitting smoke. Matey boy driving it seemed totally oblivious to it, I slowed down a little to let him pass out of curiosity as I thought that it was tyre smoke. He went past me as he did you could hear the tyre flapping then hey presto the tyre went into a ring of tread and shards of rubber, by this time I had put on the hazards and slowed to almost a stop as the tyre casing was meandering all over the road, even then it was still raining tyre shreddings, Matey still seemed oblivious but I think when his car struggled to round the slip road he was taking he realised something was up and stopped.

 

When he got out and looked at the back of the car he threw his hands in the air, then like a toddler being denied sweets in the shop he had a stamping fit before kicking the naked alloy rim that had been driven for 1/4 of a mile totally unclothed! Ouch!!! ££££££££££££££!!!

 

Made me chortle for a while.

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he was clearly being a knob then as they have tyre pressure monitors, surely that would have warned him of impending doom :smt009. oops sorry, thought this was the lounge and was being serious for a second. yes, chortling is clearly gay, but not as gay as sunshine

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Saw a funny thing (I thought it was anyway) on my way home tonight. I was driving along the A303 from the west I just got onto one of the dualled stretches out by Warminster when I saw an Aston Martin convertible coming up behind me emitting smoke. Matey boy driving it seemed totally oblivious to it, I slowed down a little to let him pass out of curiosity as I thought that it was tyre smoke. He went past me as he did you could hear the tyre flapping then hey presto the tyre went into a ring of tread and shards of rubber, by this time I had put on the hazards and slowed to almost a stop as the tyre casing was meandering all over the road, even then it was still raining tyre shreddings, Matey still seemed oblivious but I think when his car struggled to round the slip road he was taking he realised something was up and stopped.

 

When he got out and looked at the back of the car he threw his hands in the air, then like a toddler being denied sweets in the shop he had a stamping fit before kicking the naked alloy rim that had been driven for 1/4 of a mile totally unclothed! Ouch!!! ££££££££££££££!!!

 

Made me chortle for a while.

 

Quite a story. And what was the funny thing?

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