The9 Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 your headlong rush into football obscurity and not greatness is speeding up. Typical football mercenary only worried about his signing on fee, rather than play under the greatest management team since Gorman and Doddsy If you could arrange for an appointment for your medical we can then proceed with your transfer. You will be seeing a Dr Harold Shipman or Dr Mengele thay are both readying themselves for you Can I get it done after my next physio appointment ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 what was that 'Hi dad' 'Hi son' ? His dad DID run the line at Moneyfields against Pompey Online... hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Anyway, The9 Issues Come And Get Me Plea The9 was quoted today as saying "Oi, I'm out of contract, come and get me..." I think football would be a lot better if players just did this. Alternatively I could just say "It is categorically untrue the away team made an offer to try to persuade Tevez The9 to stay" "The fact of the matter is Tevez The9 hasn't asked for any amount of money and hasn't been offered any amount of money - that's where we are at the moment" Team-mate Wayne Rooney Baj believes Fergusonnickh should make TevezThe9 a permanent player. He commented: "He is a world-class player and you always want to see him playing here. "I enjoy playing with him so hopefully he can stay. "He has a lot of energy and he has scored a lot of vital goals for us this season. His work rate is brilliantbetter than mine, let's not go nuts here so hopefully he will sign. I would like him to." I have just come off the phone to the Welsh FA. They indeed did give full international clearance for the9 to play, in fact they said they were glad to see the back of the disloyal b###### and sick and tired of all his financial demands! It seems he was overzealous in kicking the ball into the neighbouring fields when he was playing and always the first to jump the fence to go an retrieve it.The games sometimes would be halted for some time until he returned so they could start play again. The head of his fan club 'Dolly' was unavailable for comment as she was too busy eating grass, but I was assured id hear later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Can I get it done after my next physio appointment ? Dont waste the money the9 I doubt you'll need any more appointments after your visit to them..cackle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 I have just come off the phone to the Welsh FA. They indeed did give full international clearance for the9 to play, in fact they said they were glad to see the back of the disloyal b###### and sick and tired of all his financial demands! It seems he was overzealous in kicking the ball into the neighbouring fields when he was playing and always the first to jump the fence to go an retrieve it.The games sometimes would be halted for some time until he returned so they could start play again. The head of his fan club 'Dolly' was unavailable for comment as she was too busy eating grass, but I was assured id hear later. Zzzzzzzz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Zzzzzzzz... Sorry the9 it was stereotypical and i apologise...or was it typical. This is what happens when you scorn the ones you love. To be shunned by your star forward is hurtful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Sorry the9 it was stereotypical and i apologise...or was it typical. This is what happens when you scorn the ones you love. To be shunned by your star forward is hurtful. It wasn't very imaginative, I'll give you that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 It wasn't very imaginative, I'll give you that...Have you ordered me flowers yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prideofthesouth Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Welsh people have flappy heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Welsh people have flappy headsHey cut it out we have done the stereotypical stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Welsh people have flappy heads It's aboot Canadaaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Have you ordered me flowers yet? I went to get some daffodils from a roundabout but they didn't have any. Then I bought some but the sheep ate them. Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 I went to get some daffodils from a roundabout but they didn't have any. Then I bought some but the sheep ate them. Etc. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 what was that 'Hi dad' 'Hi son' ? Reminds me of a game of cricket I flew back for one weekend some years ago.... Howzat Dad? yep That's out son. 0 for 4 wickets after the first over and not one landed on the cut bit Still they did relent and we eventually bored them to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 we eventually bored them to death I know the feeling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 I know the feeling... Lol, you are hitting form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Reminds me of a game of cricket I flew back for one weekend some years ago.... Howzat Dad? yep That's out son. 0 for 4 wickets after the first over and not one landed on the cut bit Still they did relent and we eventually bored them to deathI play against a team now and the father whose sons are nearly 40 do the same still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 I know the feeling... no, I really bored them to death. I was the not out opening bat watching proceedings from the non-strikers end. It was against the evil "Up the Valley" rival village It was a seriously damp and slow pudding of a pitch. I stuck my head down and made Chris Tavare look like a Twenty20 player. 32 not out in 50+ overs of Village Cricket. Our umpire was trying to get someone to call Lords to see if a law existed to give me out for being boring. (In the days before mobiles of course. Bloke the other end squeezed his way to 50 not out and we finished on 80 something for 4. Oh how they all moaned over tea And how I smirked when we bowled them out for exactly 31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 no, I really bored them to death. I was the not out opening bat watching proceedings from the non-strikers end. It was against the evil "Up the Valley" rival village It was a seriously damp and slow pudding of a pitch. I stuck my head down and made Chris Tavare look like a Twenty20 player. 32 not out in 50+ overs of Village Cricket. Our umpire was trying to get someone to call Lords to see if a law existed to give me out for being boring. (In the days before mobiles of course. Bloke the other end squeezed his way to 50 not out and we finished on 80 something for 4. Oh how they all moaned over tea And how I smirked when we bowled them out for exactly 31 I assume your teammates were pleased as well!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 I assume your teammates were pleased as well!!! yeah specially the others who didn't get a bat........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 no, I really bored them to death. I was the not out opening bat watching proceedings from the non-strikers end. It was against the evil "Up the Valley" rival village It was a seriously damp and slow pudding of a pitch. I stuck my head down and made Chris Tavare look like a Twenty20 player. 32 not out in 50+ overs of Village Cricket. Our umpire was trying to get someone to call Lords to see if a law existed to give me out for being boring. (In the days before mobiles of course. Bloke the other end squeezed his way to 50 not out and we finished on 80 something for 4. Oh how they all moaned over tea And how I smirked when we bowled them out for exactly 31 Not... football... Does... not... compute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Not... football... Does... not... compute...you had to be there...I bet his teammates were spitting into his tea hogging all the batting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 you had to be there...I bet his teammates were spitting into his tea hogging all the batting Not only would I have had to have been there, I'd have had to have had (yikes, that's quite a sentence) some inclination about the nuances of cricket to know what the hell he's going on about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Not only would I have had to have been there, I'd have had to have had (yikes, that's quite a sentence) some inclination about the nuances of cricket to know what the hell he's going on about.Its a sport for gentlemen and so Im surprisec any of you would know about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Its a sport for gentlemen and so Im surprisec any of you would know about it Is it something to do with rugbish then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Is it something to do with rugbish then?No Alde, Im still am smarting that you didnt get any action pictures of me by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Not only would I have had to have been there, I'd have had to have had (yikes, that's quite a sentence) some inclination about the nuances of cricket to know what the hell he's going on about. Confirms your Welshness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Confirms your Welshness. Im not sure mere spectators are allowed on this thread...but as you put about me being a leader I give you my permission.In fact I have a place at centre forward that has been vacated suddenly, you might get a call up, you look c### enough for them not to notice the swap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Im not sure mere spectators are allowed on this thread...but as you put about me being a leader I give you my permission.In fact I have a place at centre forward that has been vacated suddenly, you might get a call up, you look c### enough for them not to notice the swap But Sir! I paid my fiver! (Again) Regretfully had to retire after lengthy local footy service, but did think about applying for Goalie. Glad to see the 2 custodians were more than adequate and as mentioned, Mr Banana produced the "Pass of the game" to produce the well merited equaliser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 No Alde, Im still am smarting that you didnt get any action pictures of me by the way Give me your address and if you see a silver people-mover outside your house, try to act nature (I'm aware it's an oxymoron). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 But Sir! I paid my fiver! (Again) Regretfully had to retire after lengthy local footy service, but did think about applying for Goalie. Glad to see the 2 custodians were more than adequate and as mentioned, Mr Banana produced the "Pass of the game" to produce the well merited equaliser. Well merited!!!!!!!! your eye sight is os bad you shuld have reffed the game, as you'd have missed phils underhand tactics as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 i cant go on forever. You appear to be having a bloody good go at it tbh nick. Your post count must have doubled since the final whistle. Talking of 'whistles', did some of the smarter dressed of the group go clubbing later, after I had gone home to bed? Thanks if you did, thanks a lot. ******s! I was up for a bit of kebab throwing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 You appear to be having a bloody good go at it tbh nick. Your post count must have doubled since the final whistle. Talking of 'whistles', did some of the smarter dressed of the group go clubbing later, after I had gone home to bed? Thanks if you did, thanks a lot. ******s! I was up for a bit of kebab throwing too.Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Arrggghh So English FA to Welsh FA to... Cr@p, this could take longer to do that Rudi's transfer Never mind nationality phil, don't players have to show that at least 1 Grandparent is a miserable moany bastard to be eligible for The Away team under FIFA rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 Never mind nationality phil, don't players have to show that at least 1 Grandparent is a miserable moany bastard to be eligible for The Away team under FIFA rules? No they have to be upstanding and have at least 3 moany grandparents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 May, 2009 Share Posted 14 May, 2009 You appear to be having a bloody good go at it tbh nick. Your post count must have doubled since the final whistle. Talking of 'whistles', did some of the smarter dressed of the group go clubbing later, after I had gone home to bed? Thanks if you did, thanks a lot. ******s! I was up for a bit of kebab throwing too. Well, if that Reflex place is your version of a club then you are one lucky SOB for missing out. Would have preferred the kebab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 Well, if that Reflex place is your version of a club then you are one lucky SOB for missing out. Would have preferred the kebab. Hey!! nothing wrong with Reflex :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 Hey!! nothing wrong with Reflex :-) If only our Keeper knew that ! (only joking, of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 Confirms your Welshness. Errr, I know enough to know it's the "England and Wales Cricket Board" that gets suspiciously truncated to ECB... and that Glamorgan isn't a real county... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 Never mind nationality phil, don't players have to show that at least 1 Grandparent is a miserable moany bastard to be eligible for The Away team under FIFA rules? I've got one of those too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 Never mind nationality phil, don't players have to show that at least 1 Grandparent is a miserable moany bastard to be eligible for The Away team under FIFA rules?Hamster that is a cracking new Avatar.its great having a shirt up with your on in the dressing room isnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 If we play next year, ill get Drogbaj on my shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 Hamster that is a cracking new Avatar.its great having a shirt up with your on in the dressing room isnt it? **** off nick, I AM NOT signing for your team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 Just out of interest, I've heard a certain Mr Steve Grant might have inquired about the availability of some players for the Worldnet Innernets Footy tournament in Leeds in July. Anyone want to PM me if they've been asked, as I am being nosey and also want to know if he mentioned the IFC team for next season (we sucked this year but there was some potential). I'll be there, ignoring the call of the Veterans team to hopefully do something for the "normal" side for my 6th successive year. Hasn't happened yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 **** off nick, I AM NOT signing for your team.Oh bu#### that didn't work.You were going to be the centre of my new team to build around.As you have shunned the advance you will be crossed off the list. The transfer of the9 has hit a snag,I have watched a re run of the game and realised that he is after all indespensable. I wouldnt want anyone to think that the arrival of 50 red roses delivered to my door this morning had the slightest to do with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 15 May, 2009 Share Posted 15 May, 2009 If we play next year, ill get Drogbaj on my shirt Nice one. I do hope that the cameramen picked up me holding you back as you screamed at the camera 'it was a disgrace, it was a f##### disgrace' as we were led from the field after the injustice that was heaped on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 16 May, 2009 Share Posted 16 May, 2009 If only our Keeper knew that ! (only joking, of course) Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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