saintkiptanui Posted 27 August, 2008 Posted 27 August, 2008 Her arse is getting fatter by the minute and she is making lots of strange faces at the camera, I fear she is now a couple of bread puddings away from looking in the mirror and crying, shame.
Crab Lungs Posted 27 August, 2008 Posted 27 August, 2008 Her dad? If he's up for it, why should he miss out?
saint_stevo Posted 27 August, 2008 Posted 27 August, 2008 If he's up for it, why should he miss out? is he japanese?
TopGun Posted 27 August, 2008 Posted 27 August, 2008 He's thin now. Maybe Nigella needs to lay off her usual recipes as well.
Deppo Posted 27 August, 2008 Posted 27 August, 2008 Her arse is like Rod Stewart's in that Kenny Everett sketch.
Jillyanne Posted 27 August, 2008 Posted 27 August, 2008 Rule 1, I have never seen her 'fat' so don't quite believe it.
Deppo Posted 27 August, 2008 Posted 27 August, 2008 They take great care to show her from the waist up on TV.She may not look fat from seeing her top half,but her arse is phenomenal-it's like a separate entity.It's bringing it's own book out to hit the shops just before Christmas.
Colinjb Posted 28 August, 2008 Posted 28 August, 2008 (edited) The larger the cushion the sweeter the pushin' or so I have read... Still SO would. Edited 28 August, 2008 by Colinjb
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 28 August, 2008 Posted 28 August, 2008 She's a bit like a cut and shut. A fairly fit top half welded to a humongous arse.
St Landrew Posted 28 August, 2008 Posted 28 August, 2008 Blimey, the return of the bodice. She looks as she's about to burst.
saint_stevo Posted 28 August, 2008 Posted 28 August, 2008 without hesitation. she would ride like seabiscuit, and assured of breakfast in the morning
notnowcato Posted 28 August, 2008 Posted 28 August, 2008 id leave her walking like a baby giraffe Blotchy skin, on all fours with a four foot long neck??
martel Posted 29 August, 2008 Posted 29 August, 2008 She does not wear underwear apparently, all I can say to that is I love women who go commando.
saint boggy Posted 29 August, 2008 Posted 29 August, 2008 Way to fat She is just going the same way as every other bloody women on this planet!! away from you, ya mean??? ps, it's woman, not women!!
Dog Posted 28 September, 2011 Posted 28 September, 2011 http://www.b3ta.com/links/Nigella_you_saucy_tart
SuperSAINT Posted 28 September, 2011 Posted 28 September, 2011 Can't believe she's 51. Still would though.
scotty Posted 28 September, 2011 Posted 28 September, 2011 http://www.b3ta.com/links/Nigella_you_saucy_tart And I would, btw. I dont care how fat her arse is.
mcjwills Posted 28 September, 2011 Posted 28 September, 2011 And I would, btw. I dont care how fat her arse is. Same here and when taking from behind that arse will slap a lot more
timebomb Posted 28 September, 2011 Posted 28 September, 2011 Count me in too! She did an advert for her show on Sky a while back - holding some tongs and saying "I like a little tong action"! Shame I cant find the clip.
scotty Posted 28 September, 2011 Posted 28 September, 2011 Judging by the comments above, I'm wondering if theres some kind of queuing system in place? And if so, where do I get my ticket?? Also, the OP seems to be in the minority here
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