saintkiptanui Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 Her arse is getting fatter by the minute and she is making lots of strange faces at the camera, I fear she is now a couple of bread puddings away from looking in the mirror and crying, shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 Starting to look like her dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 27 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 27 August, 2008 Yep she is, even bigger shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 Is she at Anfield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 Oh, I still would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 I would Oh, I still would. Her dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 Her dad? If he's up for it, why should he miss out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 If he's up for it, why should he miss out? is he japanese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 He's thin now. Maybe Nigella needs to lay off her usual recipes as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 Her arse is like Rod Stewart's in that Kenny Everett sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 Rule 1, I have never seen her 'fat' so don't quite believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 27 August, 2008 Share Posted 27 August, 2008 They take great care to show her from the waist up on TV.She may not look fat from seeing her top half,but her arse is phenomenal-it's like a separate entity.It's bringing it's own book out to hit the shops just before Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 28 August, 2008 Share Posted 28 August, 2008 (edited) The larger the cushion the sweeter the pushin' or so I have read... Still SO would. Edited 28 August, 2008 by Colinjb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 28 August, 2008 Share Posted 28 August, 2008 She's a bit like a cut and shut. A fairly fit top half welded to a humongous arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 28 August, 2008 Share Posted 28 August, 2008 I'd f*ck her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 28 August, 2008 Share Posted 28 August, 2008 Blimey, the return of the bodice. She looks as she's about to burst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 August, 2008 Share Posted 28 August, 2008 without hesitation. she would ride like seabiscuit, and assured of breakfast in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 28 August, 2008 Share Posted 28 August, 2008 id leave her walking like a baby giraffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 28 August, 2008 Share Posted 28 August, 2008 id leave her walking like a baby giraffe Blotchy skin, on all fours with a four foot long neck?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 29 August, 2008 Share Posted 29 August, 2008 She does not wear underwear apparently, all I can say to that is I love women who go commando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 29 August, 2008 Share Posted 29 August, 2008 Way to fat She is just going the same way as every other bloody women on this planet!! away from you, ya mean??? ps, it's woman, not women!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 28 September, 2011 Share Posted 28 September, 2011 http://www.b3ta.com/links/Nigella_you_saucy_tart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easty Posted 28 September, 2011 Share Posted 28 September, 2011 Pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 28 September, 2011 Share Posted 28 September, 2011 Can't believe she's 51. Still would though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 28 September, 2011 Share Posted 28 September, 2011 http://www.b3ta.com/links/Nigella_you_saucy_tart And I would, btw. I dont care how fat her arse is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 28 September, 2011 Share Posted 28 September, 2011 And I would, btw. I dont care how fat her arse is. Same here and when taking from behind that arse will slap a lot more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebomb Posted 28 September, 2011 Share Posted 28 September, 2011 Count me in too! She did an advert for her show on Sky a while back - holding some tongs and saying "I like a little tong action"! Shame I cant find the clip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 28 September, 2011 Share Posted 28 September, 2011 Judging by the comments above, I'm wondering if theres some kind of queuing system in place? And if so, where do I get my ticket?? Also, the OP seems to be in the minority here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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