Dimond Geezer Posted 5 May, 2009 Share Posted 5 May, 2009 No injuries to report, but when Pahars scored against the skates, I jumped around like a loon and my mobile flew out of my coat pocket and bounced down the steps - I was picking up bits from 4 or 5 rows in front of me. My youngest lad slipped over on a patch of water outside one of the lavies and bruised his knee - spent 20 minutes in the company of the nice ladies from St Johns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 5 May, 2009 Share Posted 5 May, 2009 Asthma attack at Crystal Palace a few year ago. Ended up in hospital on a nebuliser being treated by a very attractive blond doctoress from Australia. :heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 May, 2009 Share Posted 5 May, 2009 I caught my finger in the safety catch of a ground to air missile launcher at the Burnley game, I had forgotten I had it with me, I thought it was in my other coat. All that after I had made sure for health and safety reasons that I didn't take my water bottle in with the lid on though, silly me. Yeah, i dont get why you cant take the lid in when you can then go up to the counter and buy a bottle of coke/sprite etc complete with lid!!!??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 5 May, 2009 Share Posted 5 May, 2009 apart from the odd bruises no injuries related to watching Saints but i was nearly knocked out when as a 9 year old i was taken to upton park to watch west ham v everton. everton had a free kick in the 1st half which Sheedy blasted just over & straight into my face as i wallked down the steps got my own back in a way, by throwing peanuts at Neville Southall through most of the 2nd half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 5 May, 2009 Share Posted 5 May, 2009 That however doesn't beat my attempt at vaulting the railings next to the King Alfred and landing in a pile in the road. Naturally my first reaction was to get straight up and walk nonchelontly across the road to try to mitigate the embarrassment. But **** did it hurt. I did exactly the same thing in the same place after our last game in the Premiership v MUFC. As I dragged myself upright as quick as possible I over heard a little old lady say to her friend ..."oohh, i bet that hurt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 6 May, 2009 Share Posted 6 May, 2009 Injury 1. Bloke in front of me was hit bit a squeezy sauce bottle thrown from the Brighton fans at an away game in the '80's. ****ing thing discharged tomato sauce all over me. My mate Owen thought it was blood, but when he realised it was sauce, he fell about laughing. I, on the other hand, had to spend the rest of the day (match, train, pub, that night club in Eastleigh) stinking of the stuff. I have never touched tomato sauce since. Injury 2. Stopped in a pub on the way home from Coventry, (lost 1-0 i think, maybe the first game of the season?). Pistols came on the juke box, so I jumped on the table to dance & realised the ceiling was only 6.5 feet from the ground. Dented head, double vision & massive headache next day. Happy days ! Hey Keith how you doing? That was a great day out. Are you still having therapy for your fear of squeezy tomato sauce bottles Talking of The Pistols, do you ever treat any of the unfortunate patrons in any OZ pubs to your unique version of My Way, ala The India Arms (?) on The Winch Pub crawls Cheers Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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