Smirking_Saint Posted 1 May, 2009 Posted 1 May, 2009 .... i'd get rid of those bloody annoying vodafone adverts that seem to have absolutely no basis on what they are attempting to sell ?? I would also make it compulsory for all attractive women to shop with breasts out, an would thus encourage me to perhaps join the girlfriend whilst shopping. Also, the tesco freezer isle would be interesting but may need to wear safety glasses.
saint_stevo Posted 2 May, 2009 Posted 2 May, 2009 yeah i can see topless shopping really taking off...
Master Bates Posted 2 May, 2009 Posted 2 May, 2009 McDonalds is s**t I want a real breakfast not a processed one.
jawillwill Posted 2 May, 2009 Posted 2 May, 2009 I'd get everyone to cook my breakfast. ****ing hell! Me, me, me, all the ****ing time.
Jillyanne Posted 2 May, 2009 Posted 2 May, 2009 McDonalds is s**t I want a real breakfast not a processed one. Ok. NHTH.
Master Bates Posted 2 May, 2009 Posted 2 May, 2009 I'm alright for now, just had beans on toast with sausages and hash browns. Now going out to sit in the garden with a cool beer.
Jillyanne Posted 2 May, 2009 Posted 2 May, 2009 I'm alright for now, just had beans on toast with sausages and hash browns. Now going out to sit in the garden with a cool beer. Not a tad early to be drinking no?
Draino76 Posted 2 May, 2009 Posted 2 May, 2009 Even I am on Fanta orange at the mo, I'm patiently tapping my fingers until the midday rule kicks in.
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 May, 2009 Author Posted 2 May, 2009 Hmm, if i ruled the world it would constantly be beer o'clock But yeah, prob a bit too early
Master Bates Posted 2 May, 2009 Posted 2 May, 2009 Not a tad early to be drinking no? No, not when you've been gardening most of the morning up til now, just finishing off another cooler then back outside for more.
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 May, 2009 Author Posted 2 May, 2009 No, not when you've been gardening most of the morning up til now, just finishing off another cooler then back outside for more. Just bought 24 brahma for £13.... get in there
The King Posted 5 May, 2009 Posted 5 May, 2009 If I ruled the world... ....everyone would have to speak english, Im so sh1t at foreign languages. ....men would be allowed as many girlfriends as they please, women would only be allowed one boyfriend. .....fat people would be made to diet and excercise .....beer and cigarettes would be free on the NHS :-)
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 May, 2009 Posted 5 May, 2009 No, not when you've been gardening most of the morning up til now, just finishing off another cooler then back outside for more. Uphill?
Master Bates Posted 5 May, 2009 Posted 5 May, 2009 Uphill? Today I am yes, building a rockery on a hill of mud in the corner of my garden so I can get rid of the rocks in the other corner so then i'll have a decent sized vegetable patch. Must remember that wheelchairs are quite big.
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 May, 2009 Posted 5 May, 2009 Today I am yes, building a rockery on a hill of mud in the corner of my garden so I can get rid of the rocks in the other corner so then i'll have a decent sized vegetable patch. Must remember that wheelchairs are quite big. Woot! MB finally admits to being an uphill gardener!
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