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If i ruled the world...


Smirking_Saint
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.... i'd get rid of those bloody annoying vodafone adverts that seem to have absolutely no basis on what they are attempting to sell ??

 

I would also make it compulsory for all attractive women to shop with breasts out, an would thus encourage me to perhaps join the girlfriend whilst shopping.

 

Also, the tesco freezer isle would be interesting but may need to wear safety glasses.

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If I ruled the world...

 

....everyone would have to speak english, Im so sh1t at foreign languages.

....men would be allowed as many girlfriends as they please, women would only be allowed one boyfriend.

.....fat people would be made to diet and excercise

.....beer and cigarettes would be free on the NHS :-)

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Uphill?

 

Today I am yes, building a rockery on a hill of mud in the corner of my garden so I can get rid of the rocks in the other corner so then i'll have a decent sized vegetable patch.

 

Must remember that wheelchairs are quite big.

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