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Reasons to be cheerful:

 

1. Britain is drowning in debt

2. Britain is in a deep recession

3. ****stan is rapidly becoming a failed state with radical knob-heads soon to get their hands on the nukes.

4. Iran is being belligerent

5. North Korea is sticking the middle finger up at the US with its missiles.

6. America is about to suffer hyper-inflation

7. There is not enough oll to go around

8. Our Armed Forces - good as they are - are none the less hopelessly under-resourced.

9. Our FC is bankrupt and relegated

10. ... and now to cap it all there is a serious outbreak of virulent bird flu in Mexico and New York with the WHO saying it could be as bad as the 1918 pandemic.

 

whoooopidy facking dooo.

 

 

PS: P-A-K-I-stan has fallen foul of the bad-word filter. Which is just silly.

I predict a riot. Third World War is imminent. Civilization is doomed.

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Reasons to be cheerful:

 

1. Britain is drowning in debt

2. Britain is in a deep recession

3. ****stan is rapidly becoming a failed state with radical knob-heads soon to get their hands on the nukes.

4. Iran is being belligerent

5. North Korea is sticking the middle finger up at the US with its missiles.

6. America is about to suffer hyper-inflation

7. There is not enough oll to go around

8. Our Armed Forces - good as they are - are none the less hopelessly under-resourced.

9. Our FC is bankrupt and relegated

10. ... and now to cap it all there is a serious outbreak of virulent bird flu in Mexico and New York with the WHO saying it could be as bad as the 1918 pandemic.

 

whoooopidy facking dooo.

 

 

PS: P-A-K-I-stan has fallen foul of the bad-word filter. Which is just silly.

I predict a riot. Third World War is imminent. Civilization is doomed.

 

They'll ask celebrities about anything nowadays...

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We've still got 3 years - World ends on 21st December 2012, when aliens from a parallel universe invade and snatch everyones souls - like they dont just days previous on the "other earth" with two moons.

 

Factoid.

 

oh no. not even enough time to get back in the Prem.

 

sodding aliens. they never think about others do they? selfish bug-eyed gits

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You're just getting older mate. It was the same for your parents. I'm sure they despaired for the country and world as they got older too. It's a generation thing.

 

I despair too, but I've a plan to climb into a boat and set sail just as it all kicks off. ;)

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You're just getting older mate. It was the same for your parents. I'm sure they despaired for the country and world as they got older too. It's a generation thing.

 

I despair too, but I've a plan to climb into a boat and set sail just as it all kicks off. ;)

 

Maybe. But I tell you, I am not at all optimistic about the world. I honestly can see a massive war on the horizon. Especially when the Saudis admit that their flow rate from their oil fields is declining.

 

I view what has happened at SFC as a microcosm of the way the world is going too.

 

ps: can I come in your boat please?

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Maybe. But I tell you, I am not at all optimistic about the world. I honestly can see a massive war on the horizon. Especially when the Saudis admit that their flow rate from their oil fields is declining.

 

I view what has happened at SFC as a microcosm of the way the world is going too.

 

ps: can I come in your boat please?

 

This is TMS. If this thread was in The Lounge I would take your concern very seriously, as I share it. People need to learn again how the live within their means. Thankfully, I have never forgotten it, and I am resourceful. Which reminds me, as resource scarcity will probably be the next extremely big thing, and climate change will fall from the headlines, especially as loads of people refuse to change their living habits. Water and resource wars will make them sit bolt upright.

 

P.S: By all means, I could do with someone changing the other staysail. ;)

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The sea will be boiling as Lucifer cast sulphurous rocks therein. Your souls will not be spared.

 

Not where I'm going matey, and there's a heck of a lot of cold water out there to warm up, in case you hadn't noticed. I shall do fine. Or should I say we..? ;)

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Not where I'm going matey, and there's a heck of a lot of cold water out there to warm up, in case you hadn't noticed. I shall do fine. Or should I say we..? ;)

 

The hellfire shall rain down onto the highest mountain and the deepest trench, from pole to pole, causing the very core of the earth to belch forth rendering the skin from all those who reside upon it.

 

Unless you're in Bury on a Tuesday night in January, in which case you'll probably be all right.

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