Huffton Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 For further information, please contact: Begbies Traynor Mark Fry / Kirstie Provan 020 7398 3800 Smithfield John Kiely/Will Swan/Will Henderson/Andrew Wilde
Marsdinho Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Huffton said: For further information, please contact: Begbies Traynor Mark Fry / Kirstie Provan 020 7398 3800 Smithfield John Kiely/Will Swan/Will Henderson/Andrew Wilde They can break your arms.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Marsdinho said: They can break your arms. HAHAHAHA, ****ing hell, that is one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time. Fair play sir.
Deano6 Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Dibden Purlieu Saint said: HAHAHAHA, ****ing hell, that is one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time. Fair play sir. Yeah - absolutely brilliant joke!!! Do they still give awards out for jokes these days...if that one doesn't win one it's an absolute disgrace!!!!!
Toadhall Saint Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Marsdinho said: They can break your arms. Do they? I keep being told that but as yet I have yet to meet anyone who has had their arm broken by a Swan
Saint Martini Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Marsdinho said: They can break your arms. Is he a loanshark?
Deppo Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Saint Martini said: Is he a loanshark? No, he's a swan.
Huffton Posted 23 April, 2009 Author Posted 23 April, 2009 I know someone who had an arm broken in The Swan. Does that count?
jawillwill Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Doesn't the queen own all swans? We could be onto a winner.
Beer Engine Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Huffton said: For further information, please contact: Begbie Traynor Mark Fry / Kirstie Provan 020 7398 3800 Smithfield John Kiely/Will Swan/Will Henderson/Andrew Wilde Is that the Begbie in Trainspotting played by Robert Carlyle - he was scary ...
StVince1966 Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 the queen doesnt own all the swans but she is the only person who can eat them by law!! god bless her
Arizona Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Huffton said: For further information, please contact: Begbies Traynor Mark Fry / Kirstie Provan 020 7398 3800 Smithfield John Kiely/Will Swan/Will Henderson A skate goalie is running the club. Now that is scary.
Beer Engine Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 StVince1966 said: the queen doesnt own all the swans but she is the only person who can eat them by law!! god bless her I thought the staff and students at Porterhouse College Oxford were granted a Royal Charter allowing them to eat Roast Swan stuffed with Wigeon .. or am I confusing fact with fiction ...
bridge too far Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 I do know that from time to time, swans are counted. It's called swan upping
Huffton Posted 23 April, 2009 Author Posted 23 April, 2009 Saint Martini said: He had his arm in a swan? He had his whole body in the swan. He was trying to get his knob in the barmaid, which is when the trouble started.
Clash City Saint Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Huffton said: He had his whole body in the swan. He was trying to get his knob in the barmaid, which is when the trouble started. First thing that has made me laugh on here for ages.
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