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.... well I am going! :cool:

 

Tickets for Sunday for SRS!

 

Now, let me get back to my festivities... a nice BBQ cooking a nice bit of English Beef.

 

Keep St George in my heart!

 

You are fecking joking??? I live 2 miles away from the site and I didn't even get tickets. Priority to locals, my arse.

 

It never rains, it fecking pours.

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You are fecking joking??? I live 2 miles away from the site and I didn't even get tickets. Priority to locals, my arse.

 

It never rains, it fecking pours.

 

Sorry buddy, I'll take some pictures and put them on Facebook for you to look at! ;-)

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He means the DJ Deadmau5 who is there who is awesome..

 

No, he really isn't. I saw him in Sheffield a while back and can't understand why everyone is so ready to suck his **** all the time. His production work is nothing more than average either.

 

They have put basement jaxx on the Introducing stage :confused:

 

I remember buying Red Alert by them in 1994.. Hardly introducing them are they.

 

Your memory must be failing you mate. Red Alert wan't released until 1997 :rolleyes:

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LOL' date=' you really are a gimp, sharing a festival with pikey teenagers with no taste whatsoever.[/quote']

 

Hahaha, says the teenaged gimp with no taste whatsoever.

 

It's a freebie you nonce, and Prodigy are headlining, who are fookin awesome live, Maximo Park, The Enemy, White Lies... and a bit of chillin' to Lily Allen.

 

I will leave all the gimps to the outdoor stage popping pills and dancing away to irritating Drum n Bass.

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Still 1997 is 12 years ago and they are on Introducing stage... :confused:

 

Yeah I take your point. It's almost as bad as when the Brit Awards gave 'best dance act' to the Sugababes a few years back! :confused::confused::confused:

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lol I remember that, Couldn't stop laughing at the TV.

 

I think that was the same year they gave the Spice Girls a lifetime achievement award. And they wonder why nobody takes it seriously any more :o

Posted
Simple - Dress up in Hi-Viz, Get an earpeice & radio and look important for abit outside perimeter then walk in. Events like these use agency's to hire security guards so chances are they wont know each other.

 

I managed to blag my way into the world motocross championship saying I was part of Hampshire Fire & Safety Team. Just act important.

 

Ahhh, i could dress in my electricity gear and sorted, might be worth a go, and if failed, a giggle, hmm, how to get the missus in ??

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If anyone has a ticket and they are looking to raise a few quid let me know, I'm very feckin ****ed off that they have put their two fingers up to me, having tolerated this sh1t hole for the last 15 years.

 

What makes it worse is this town is littered with degenerates, and most of them have got tickets. They should roll out the red carpet for me, VIP treatment etc, they should consider it a privelage me living here, the fact I have been missed out is a national disgrace.

 

I blame Moyes, the fat c u n t

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If anyone has a ticket and they are looking to raise a few quid let me know, I'm very feckin ****ed off that they have put their two fingers up to me, having tolerated this sh1t hole for the last 15 years.

 

What makes it worse is this town is littered with degenerates, and most of them have got tickets. They should roll out the red carpet for me, VIP treatment etc, they should consider it a privelage me living here, the fact I have been missed out is a national disgrace.

 

I blame Moyes, the fat c u n t

 

Why are you blaming an Everton manager? ;-)

 

I am going horse racing this weekend, if I spunk all my money up the wall I will give you a buzz, although if not I will take a few snaps and put them on my Facebook! ;-)

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Why are you blaming an Everton manager? ;-)

 

I am going horse racing this weekend, if I spunk all my money up the wall I will give you a buzz, although if not I will take a few snaps and put them on my Facebook! ;-)

 

I hope you do your ******** Stu and you can't afford the big weekend, thus donating the tickets to me.

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I hope you do your ******** Stu and you can't afford the big weekend, thus donating the tickets to me.

 

I lost £100 in tha Casino on Friday, luckily I walked out of Salisbury Racecourse £100 up on Sunday.

 

Looking forward to Sunday. :-)

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I lost £100 in tha Casino on Friday, luckily I walked out of Salisbury Racecourse £100 up on Sunday.

 

Looking forward to Sunday. :-)

 

Week before last I won £400 on a football bet - spunked £300 of it in a gentlemans club and the remaining ton playing four hands of Black Jack in the Casino at 4.30am

 

Good luck if you plan to park as all but one road to the venue will be closed, it's a bus shuttle service from town. If you donate just one of your tickets to me I will repay the favour by letting you park at my gaff.

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i will be parking in the parks, as this is close enough to the word car park and so will be fine. i will then unicycle to the event and probably pull lily allen and damage her snatch with my peeneye, then strawberry cheesecake her and know her teeth out and demand a gum job which she will perform while humming 'vindaloo'

Posted
This deadmau5 mush is good, and only good. Nothing more.

 

Plus, what a ghey name.

 

How would one pronounce that?

 

It's a freebie you nonce....

 

You do realise that just because it is free that doesn't mean you are compelled to go? I understand that your pikey roots manifests itself in an inability to resist anything that is free of charge, running car boot sales and generally being a fat spade face, but you don't have to revel in your own sh*tness quite so much.

 

I hope it rains and you get struck by lightning.

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Just got back.

 

Akon completely nailed it and stole the show. Lilly Allen was faultless and for a while I thought she was gonna drag me on stage as for a good part of it she genuinely couldn't keep her eyes off me

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