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That's what I'm trying to find out!

 

I haven't got one.

 

I wonder if the Monaco Echo is running a story about the strange emails being received from England?

 

Hopefully they are delaying while they find a spare £165 billion to pay some city in England....

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What about sending an e-mail to the Monaco Times?? e-mail address at the bottom!

 

ContactMediterraneum Editions sarl

 

Web portal

http://www.mediterra.com

 

Office address

8 avenue Jean Moulin

06340 Drap

France

 

Postal address

BP2

06348 La Trinité Cedex

France

 

Office hours

9.00 to 18.00, Monday to Friday,

closed on French public holidays

 

Editorial Department

Switch board:

+33 (0)4 93 27 60 00

 

Fax: +33 (0)4 93 27 60 10

 

Email: info@mediterra.com

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Before I leave for the Saints Sporting Dinner, tonight, I felt that it may be worth trying to seek a solution to our problems, which can be solved by the receipt of sufficient funds. I went onto this website in search of these funds, namely money owed to our beautiful city, by very rich foreigners.

 

I have sent an email to mailto:centre-info@gouv.mc which reads as follows:

 

 

Dear Sirs,

 

I am a resident of Southampton, in the United Kingdom and am a keen supporter of Southampton Football Club. This football club, which is currently playing in the English Championship, is unfortunately in administration and is threatened with the prospect of going out of business, if money is not found to rescue it.

As you are no doubt aware, Southampton was sacked in 1338 by the French, including the pirate, Rainier Grimaldi, who used the plunder that was stolen from the town, including all of the town’s silver, to help found the principality of Monaco. I see no mention of this fact on your website and trust the omission will be corrected.

 

I would be grateful if you could forward this email to the person responsible for your financial affairs, in the hope that a small portion of this booty, together with a reasonable level of accrued interest, could be returned to our city, in a spirit of recompense and fairness, so that the funds could be used to save our football club.

 

Best Regards,

 

etc...

 

Assuming that the silver that was stolen by Monaco from Southampton was, let's say, worth £1,000 in 1338, this amount, at an interest rate of 5% per annuum, is now worth £165,203,664,287,896,340 which, in my opinion, will not only buy Saints and turn them into a Premiership outfit, but pay off the UK's National debt, as well...

 

Please email Monaco ASAP to lend weight to my request. We should demand reparation...

 

Excellent GM :-)

 

FWIW though I have been e-mailing Monaco for several hundred years about this and have yet to receive the courtesy of a reply.

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