Smirking_Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Like going into a pub and getting told they don't have 1664 or Coors. Watching two of your mates buy and get stuck into a coors and then as you order get told it's run out !!!!!!! Being woken up within 5 minutes of the alarm going off.
Dog Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 (1664) It's called Kronenbourg or Kronie. Coors is a puffs drink.
SNSUN Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 When my usual whore isn't available, and I get given Doris. Nobody wants Doris.
Rattlehead Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Smirking_Saint said: Being woken up within 5 minutes of the alarm going off. My alarm normally wakes me up immediately, which I thought was the general idea.
Block 18 Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 All the firkin roadworks going on around the city at the moment, can't firking move for tempoary traffic lights grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Baj said: French people who breath. Don't you mean breathe? Personally, I hate those people who are internet spelling Nazis
South City Si Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 People who say 'haitch' instead of 'aitch', no-one says fef, ses, lel, etc, ffs!
the stain Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Watching 3 of your mates getting stuck into The Corrs.
Ludwig Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Knowing someone who claims to have f*cked Natalie Imbruglia.
Pancake Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Thorpe-le-Saint said: Don't you mean breathe? Personally, I hate those people who are internet spelling Nazis Don't you mean Internet? Personally, I hate those people who are Internet grammar Nazis ...and sarcastic ****s.
saint_stevo Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 People who grind there teeth while they sleep knowing someone who nailed Theo's mrs
Weston Super Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 People who insist on coming into the pub and ordering a '1664'. People who moan when the barrel runs out - get over it, things run out, it's not an endless f&cking supply. Scott's willy.
Rattlehead Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Quote Knowing someone who claims to have f*cked Natalie Imbruglia. Didn't realise I'd let that one slip on here. How indiscreet of me.
SNSUN Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Quote Knowing someone who claims to have f*cked Natalie Imbruglia. Who hasn't. She's the well known "Clewer whore" round these parts. I'm a-gonna get sued for libel now, ain't I. :-( disclaimer - I believe her to be lovely and sweet and perfect in every way and have never had sex with that woman.
saint_stevo Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Rattlehead said: Didn't realise I'd let that one slip on here. How indiscreet of me. Since you came back you are much less of a bell end
saint_stevo Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 well before you were an angry moron, now you barely seem angry at all. found some clunge?
Rattlehead Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 (edited) Better not say as I wouldn't want to upset Natalie or Jillstain. Edited 22 April, 2009 by Rattlehead
Smirking_Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Author Posted 22 April, 2009 Rattlehead said: My alarm normally wakes me up immediately, which I thought was the general idea. As in being woken by something else BEFORE the alarm.
Smirking_Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Author Posted 22 April, 2009 Weston Super Saint said: People who insist on coming into the pub and ordering a '1664'. People who moan when the barrel runs out - get over it, things run out, it's not an endless f&cking supply. Scott's willy. You are an angry person, have a sit down.
Rattlehead Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Smirking_Saint said: As in being woken by something else BEFORE the alarm. Why not ditch the alarm then, as you obviously don't need it? Problem solved.
Weston Super Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Smirking_Saint said: You are an angry person, have a sit down. And you are a complete f&ckwit! Why make a thread called 'things that annoy you' and then call people angry when they post on it?
The King Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 - When ive sat down on the sofa only to realise the remote is the other side of the room. - Chavs that put really big exhausts on their 1.1 Saxo's - When i sit down in the lounge or to eat dinner and the f*cking cat decides he wants to go out for a sh1t - When i get into bed having forgotten to shut my curtains......the sun wakes me up at about 6:30 :-( - When one of the phones in the office is going off and everyone just looks at it....I then answer it. - Women that say 'mate'
Smirking_Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Author Posted 22 April, 2009 Weston Super Saint said: And you are a complete f&ckwit! Why make a thread called 'things that annoy you' and then call people angry when they post on it? Cos i never realised there would be people so devoid of a sense of humour. Which is another pet hate of mine.
Smirking_Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Author Posted 22 April, 2009 Rattlehead said: Why not ditch the alarm then, as you obviously don't need it? Problem solved. Ahh but i do, i also need the 5 minutes before i FINALLY have to rise up and face the world.
Weston Super Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Smirking_Saint said: Cos i never realised there would be people so devoid of a sense of humour. Which is another pet hate of mine. I must have missed the 'joke'. I'm sure you'll point it out though.
Smirking_Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Author Posted 22 April, 2009 Weston Super Saint said: I must have missed the 'joke'. I'm sure you'll point it out though. Ok, calm down, long day ?
Jillyanne Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 The King said: - When ive sat down on the sofa only to realise the remote is the other side of the room. - Chavs that put really big exhausts on their 1.1 Saxo's - When i sit down in the lounge or to eat dinner and the f*cking cat decides he wants to go out for a sh1t - When i get into bed having forgotten to shut my curtains......the sun wakes me up at about 6:30 :-( - When one of the phones in the office is going off and everyone just looks at it....I then answer it. - Women that say 'mate' ?
Hatch Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Those 2 little dots you get above some german letters.
Hamilton Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Hatch said: Those 2 little dots you get above some german letters. umlaut
notnowcato Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Smart car drivers that park with the rear wheels beside the curb.... ****s!
equalizer Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Waking up each morning and finding out that Kerry Katona hasn't commited suicide yet! :mad:
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