Marsdinho Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 I see that Stephen Hawking is ill in hospital. Have they tried turning him off and then back on again... ___________________________________________________________ I tried being a paedophile once, but I just didn't fit in... ___________________________________________________________ Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield. 3.14159265 dead. ___________________________________________________________ When my grandfather was ill, my grandmother used to rub lard on his back. After that, he went downhill very quickly.
Master Bates Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 The joke about Stephen Hawking isn't very PC
JustMike Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 pi? yes thats it. Hope no-one laughed at that one. soooo bad
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 I tried being a paedophile once, but I just didn't fit in... Say what you want about paedophiles but atleast they drive slowly past schools !
Block 18 Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Say what you want about paedophiles but atleast they drive slowly past schools ! So wrong on so many counts but I laughed more at that than the original post
LVSaint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 yes thats it. Hope no-one laughed at that one. soooo bad Yes I understand the pun, just enlightening others. :cool: I thought it was quite good IMO.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy. --------------------------------------------- As nervous as Josep Fritzel on MTV cribs
hamster Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Mickey Mouse tells his solicitor that he wants a D.I.V.O.R.C.E from MInnie. Solicitor told him he needs 'grounds' to get a divorce. Mickey gives him his reason, to which the solicitor says "I am sorry Mr Mouse, you cannot divorce your wife just because she has bucked teeth". Here comes the punchline, sit down and put your coffee on the table. "I didn't say that she had 'bucked teeth', I said that she is ****ing Goofy".
The Majestic Channon Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Mickey Mouse tells his solicitor that he wants a D.I.V.O.R.C.E from MInnie. Solicitor told him he needs 'grounds' to get a divorce. Mickey gives him his reason, to which the solicitor says "I am sorry Mr Mouse, you cannot divorce your wife just because she has bucked teeth". Here comes the punchline, sit down and put your coffee on the table. "I didn't say that she had 'bucked teeth', I said that she is ****ing Goofy". Have'nt heard that one since about 1983.
hamster Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Have'nt heard that one since about 1983. That's good to know, don't thank me.
thesaint sfc Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Mickey Mouse tells his solicitor that he wants a D.I.V.O.R.C.E from MInnie. Solicitor told him he needs 'grounds' to get a divorce. Mickey gives him his reason, to which the solicitor says "I am sorry Mr Mouse, you cannot divorce your wife just because she has bucked teeth". Here comes the punchline, sit down and put your coffee on the table. "I didn't say that she had 'bucked teeth', I said that she is ****ing Goofy". How depressing.
Master Bates Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Spring: The time of year when your eyes keep running and you sneeze uncontrollably. But if girls didn't start to wear such flimsy clothing they wouldn't have to use pepper spray.
Johnny Bognor Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Seamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Seamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!' They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Seamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!' Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
OldNick Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 So wrong on so many counts but I laughed more at that than the original postLol +1
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