scott_saints Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Bolting your load Releasing a big dump/fart First swig of a beer Friday Fingering a fanny continue..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Custard Creams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Punching the elderly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Custard Creams Ohhhhhhhhhhhh me too First cuppa when I wake up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Punching the elderly Is this a hobby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Punching the elderly The most odd euphemism Ive ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post-it note Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Punching the elderly Donkey Punch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Seeing kids fall off of park equipment Having a p!ss after you have held it in for ages Pressing the snooze button for the 5th time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Sitting down after standing up for ages. Finding out a bird you like, likes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Kicking footballs after dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 A clean sweep ****ing underwater Being half-asleep, half-awake and dribbling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 That second one is wee-weeing, not filthmongering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Further to the answers given above :-) ..........When you finally get rid of that bogey that feels like the size of a bus as it travels incessantly between the top of your nose and the back of your throat as you breath in and out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 sexing the fine wimenz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 22 April, 2009 Share Posted 22 April, 2009 crapping in yer mates bed staying in even after u have finished watching her wipe it out her eye when ya finger goes thru teh paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 22 April, 2009 Share Posted 22 April, 2009 Smelling your own fart Seeing everybody else gagging due to said fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 22 April, 2009 Share Posted 22 April, 2009 Waking up and thinking '***** sake, gotta get up'...only to realise its 3am and you have hours of sleep left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydney_saint Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Putting on a brand new pair of socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Not being French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Drinking orange juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Being able to eat whatever I like without putting on a single ounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Fiddling with Hatch's bathroom scales after entertaining Mrs Hatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Saints winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Punching Students Grassing up benefit fraudsters Immigrants getting deported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Posting on here for free Realising that i'm better than everyone on here, bar SRS and Stevopants. Making people cry. Making fun of spastics. Making cyclists lifes as hellish as possible when I am driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilB Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Seeing the skates lose especially when it's against us Seeing Saints win especially when it's against the skates Seeing England win Landing after a 10 hour flight Seeing the Aussies lose at anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 getting to 2am without being thrown out of a club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 When a horse I've bet on actually wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Getting my money back in betfred to cover my parking in Brighton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy_Friend Posted 23 April, 2009 Share Posted 23 April, 2009 Being deducted 10 points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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