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Thats the way Foxy (I notice you didnt call me Gaffer, black mark already tut tut) but I have great hopes for you as my 2nd half secret weapon to terrorise their old boys at the back.Remember the groupies always go for the glamourous goalscoring heroes..hotel room and all that

 

Ah, but I have an excuse - the comment was addressed to the wider group, your Gaffership. Glamour-wise it looks like I will be sharing my hotel room with two females average age 19 so the groupies will have to go away disappointed.

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Sounds like the perfect set up you've got there...

 

I have already said too much. Our new other halves are both delighted with the situation, as you can imagine. :eek:

 

Anyway, I'm doing this to take my mind OFF that sort of thing, so can we get back to either begging for shorts or finding out who has the fattest/oldest/ugliest/most injury-prone players/manager ?

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I have already said too much. Our new other halves are both delighted with the situation, as you can imagine. :eek:

 

Anyway, I'm doing this to take my mind OFF that sort of thing, so can we get back to either begging for shorts or finding out who has the fattest/oldest/ugliest/most injury-prone players/manager ?

 

Well if the photo above is anything to go by then Dubai Phil is gonna have to be a supermodel to come close to nickh in the looks department...luckily i've heard he's a thinking man's Iain Dowie...

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Well if the photo above is anything to go by then Dubai Phil is gonna have to be a supermodel to come close to nickh in the looks department...luckily i've heard he's a thinking man's Iain Dowie...
no he is the ugly version of Iain Dowie so Im told
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Well if the photo above is anything to go by then Dubai Phil is gonna have to be a supermodel to come close to nickh in the looks department...luckily i've heard he's a thinking man's Iain Dowie...

 

well, guess what, you heard wrong.......

 

Have actually been likened to a certain Mr George Clooney, but apparently I have a bigger willy and a better line in wit & repartee.

 

Mind you to be fair, Samantha Ronson had imbibed one or two too many at that Atlantis party when she told me that. Luckily the paparazzi haven't actually learnt that I was the reason she split from Lindsay.

 

Might bring her to the game, she'll look pretty good with the magic spray

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well, guess what, you heard wrong.......

 

Have actually been likened to a certain Mr George Clooney, but apparently I have a bigger willy and a better line in wit & repartee.

 

Mind you to be fair, Samantha Ronson had imbibed one or two too many at that Atlantis party when she told me that. Luckily the paparazzi haven't actually learnt that I was the reason she split from Lindsay.

 

Might bring her to the game, she'll look pretty good with the magic spray

 

Oh she'll get the spray alright...

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Pitch looked probably the best all season but it didn't look to be too bad after the invasion today.

 

Few bits missing, including a penalty spot, but that's not too big a deal.

 

Think we'll be using the spare goals though, given the fact one was broken!

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Hope the pitch wasn't damaged too badly today :(

 

 

I must admit that I did venture on to get a feel for it, and noticed loads and loads of fag butts all over the bloody pitch, naughty imho! Still when I used to play, I regularly sparked up during the match once we were coasting to inevitable defeat. I saw one chap in the Itchen stand being asked to put his out, around the time that smoke bomb was being exchanged between between Saints and Burnley fans, which made me chuckle.

 

Getting back to the condition of the pitch, I noticed that some clever **** had dug up THAT penalty spot (The 12 pointer). Thought that was a bit naughty tbh.

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I must admit that I did venture on to get a feel for it, and noticed loads and loads of fag butts all over the bloody pitch, naughty imho! Still when I used to play, I regularly sparked up during the match once we were coasting to inevitable defeat. I saw one chap in the Itchen stand being asked to put his out, around the time that smoke bomb was being exchanged between between Saints and Burnley fans, which made me chuckle.

 

Getting back to the condition of the pitch, I noticed that some clever **** had dug up THAT penalty spot (The 12 pointer). Thought that was a bit naughty tbh.

 

Hope whoever got it delivers it to DMG as a reminder

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I'm sure the pitch will be fine by the time we play there....although it annoys me that some smart arsed nobbers decide it's funny to break posts and nick the pen spot.

 

yes but dont forget that there are games on before ours, not sure how many but its bound to get cut up a bit.

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Getting close now, got my email from Steve, sounds like a proper match with warm up times as well! Just a few things -

 

What music are we going to come out to??

 

When the two teams take the field are we going to line up and do the shake hands thing before we go to our respective halves??

 

Could we have a team photo for a keepsake of the day or put on here??

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whats going on, I havent had an e-mail.Is it Granty's plan to keep me out of the picture so his team under DP can win.I sense a dirty tricks campaign.The away team had better watch out for this stuff.It woill be itching powder in the away team socks that Granty is supplying.

I have friends at the club, the home team had better not drink the squash at H/T

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