OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 We had best try win for you now, otherwise you'd look a tit if we lost after all your pre-match mind game talk. Dont worry I can take the rip with the best.I have full confidence in our boys.Anyway we can win the pre match chat if nothing else.
dubai_phil Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Explain? my comment previous about visiting Debenhams Add in the Man Utd Christmas party stories from a year or so ago(allegedly) Meanwhile Nick - whats Fifa? This match is not going to be played on a computer. It's gonna be played in the bar - oops sorry wrong cliche - it's played on grass :smt033
dubai_phil Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Dont worry I can take the rip with the best.I have full confidence in our boys.Anyway we can win the pre match chat if nothing else. lol I really have to say it.... If it's anything like some of your posts then............... tish boom This is gonna be such a great laugh and such a serious night as well. Could be THE most entertaining game of football held at SMS for many a year Put it this way, I ain't gonna be driving home after the game (apart from the fact I'd get wet and it would take 6 weeks)
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 my comment previous about visiting Debenhams Add in the Man Utd Christmas party stories from a year or so ago(allegedly) Meanwhile Nick - whats Fifa? This match is not going to be played on a computer. It's gonna be played in the bar - oops sorry wrong cliche - it's played on grass :smt033where are your boys? all they seem to be worried about is the colour of their boots and do theior bums look big in their shorts? They need sharpening up. My lads are up for it but I have to make sure they peak at the right time, I dont want them climax too quickly Lol
Griffo Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 lol I really have to say it.... If it's anything like some of your posts then............... tish boom This is gonna be such a great laugh and such a serious night as well. Could be THE most entertaining game of football held at SMS for many a year Put it this way, I ain't gonna be driving home after the game (apart from the fact I'd get wet and it would take 6 weeks) You planning on getting a bit ****ed?
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 lol I really have to say it.... If it's anything like some of your posts then............... tish boom This is gonna be such a great laugh and such a serious night as well. Could be THE most entertaining game of football held at SMS for many a year Put it this way, I ain't gonna be driving home after the game (apart from the fact I'd get wet and it would take 6 weeks) I agree Phil after getting a last second reprieve and becoming a manager Im really looking forward to meeting some of the lads who come on here.
saintsforlife7 Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 where are your boys? all they seem to be worried about is the colour of their boots and do theior bums look big in their shorts? They need sharpening up. My lads are up for it but I have to make sure they peak at the right time, I dont want them climax too quickly Lol Don't worry about us, we're more prepared than we care to let on me thinks
The9 Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Did we agree that we having our forum names or our own names on our shiirt? Think at the time I wanted my surname, but now think everyones forum name on the shirt would be cool, as it is afterall a forum match.. I am definitely not having my Forum username on my shirt, its self parody and doesn't work out of context. Griffo, there are a few Griff-somethings around. I am slightly concerned that nickh thinks the Home Team are old. And that I haven't seen Baj run since 2005.
The9 Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Don't worry about us, we're more prepared than we care to let on me thinks Would that be your Social Group that I was a member of until yesterday ?
saintsforlife7 Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Don't have a clue what your on about :rolleyes:
Saints Mad Si Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 I am definitely not having my Forum username on my shirt, its self parody and doesn't work out of context. Griffo, there are a few Griff-somethings around. I am slightly concerned that nickh thinks the Home Team are old. And that I haven't seen Baj run since 2005. While I will put the average age of the away team up!
bpsaint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Isnt there a social group on Facebook for the away team? If so can someone send me an invite please?
dubai_phil Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Gaffer, permission to speak please? Not now Pike
thorpie the sinner Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 I hope you boys realise that you have got a lot to live up to on the hallowed turf of St Marys!! it is the home to wonderful, attacking and flair football..................mmmmmm!!! well, its a good time to start, especially under the managerial nouse that is dubai Phil!!! I can just see the 11 Kronenbourgs coming onto the pitch at half on the club silver platter, lol!!! Seriously have a good one boys
OldNick Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Gaffer, permission to speak please?Thank god the rodent is in Big Phil's side. I dont give you permission to speak just bow when you greet me.
OldNick Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 I am slightly concerned that nickh thinks the Home Team are old. And that I haven't seen Baj run since 2005. OOOh, looks like it will be a big dose of Philisan at half time for my team then...or as they warm up pre match!
eelpie Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 d.)no MasterBatesing Is that a euphimism for no masturbating? I hope so. Don't want to watch another underperforming team
OldNick Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Is that a euphimism for no masturbating? I hope so. Don't want to watch another underperforming teamare you coming to watch the mighty Greys then Eelpie? My wife has been calling me Cloughie, I need to find a green sweatshirt top like he used to wear. I think Big Phil Dubai is looking for a shell suit so he can emulate his managerial hero Mike Basset England manager. He's already told his team they are going to play 4-4-f#####g 2
SaintNeil90 Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 any ideas on whats happening about shirt sizes??
JustMike Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 any ideas on whats happening about shirt sizes?? yes all will be XL
The9 Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 (edited) any ideas on whats happening about shirt sizes?? Yes, what he said. They're also all short-sleeved, apparently. The XL is not a "big" XL either, nearer a L I'd say. Edited 22 April, 2009 by The9
The9 Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Isnt there a social group on Facebook for the away team? If so can someone send me an invite please? Me too...
OldNick Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Likewise.... dont forget the gaffer, although i have no idea how to join Facebook Lol
Saints Mad Si Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 now Im confirmed as the away team manager I expect full respect from the team, none of the 'you old git, you don't know what you are on about' stuff . I will be bringing along my medals to show you to gain your respect......well medal, Shirley School under11's player of the first half award. I expect all my team to be keeping to a.) 9 pm curfew ,b.)no drinking,c.) no womanising, d.)no MasterBatesing, e.)a 5 mile run every night, f.)practising passing dribbling g.)shooting skills (not as in c.) or d.) ), h.)and a strict careful eating regime. If not, I'll be pulling you off at half time, to some that might mean a bonus but being pulled off when my hands are made of sandpaper is not recommended unless you are Pinochio of course.Leave the excesses to Dubai Phils team. Come on you greys/flints Alright gaffer, I believe our paths have met before on the hallowed turf of southampton sports centre astro turf playing for the white horse/village bells!!! I still play with your brother on a Wednesday night 5 a side. Looking forward to it. Whats our plan of attack for the evening. Unfortunately your regime isnt going to well!!
OldNick Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Alright gaffer, I believe our paths have met before on the hallowed turf of southampton sports centre astro turf playing for the white horse/village bells!!! I still play with your brother on a Wednesday night 5 a side. Looking forward to it. Whats our plan of attack for the evening. Unfortunately your regime isnt going to well!!As you know I treat my body as a temple and expect my team to do likewise.Lol As you know we play the passing game none of that hoof stuff unless we have somebody quick like Toby! I hope it is going to be fun off the pitch as well as serious stuff on the pitch. I cant wait to meet all the lads of both teams and of course my opposing manager who fortunately will be jet lagged and will be delivering his pep talk in Arabic.
dubai_phil Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 As you know I treat my body as a temple and expect my team to do likewise.Lol As you know we play the passing game none of that hoof stuff unless we have somebody quick like Toby! I hope it is going to be fun off the pitch as well as serious stuff on the pitch. I cant wait to meet all the lads of both teams and of course my opposing manager who fortunately will be jet lagged and will be delivering his pep talk in Arabic. As opposed to my counterpart who, in the spirit of trying to emulate our footballing revolution this season, will be giving his pep talk in double Dutch Shukhran
OldNick Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 As opposed to my counterpart who, in the spirit of trying to emulate our footballing revolution this season, will be giving his pep talk in double Dutch Shukhran I have a degree in that. Edam to you too
Um Bongo Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Chin up lads, we might actually be playing for places for next season.
dubai_phil Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Chin up lads, we might actually be playing for places for next season. Actually I have it on good authority that the managerial shortlist for next year is down to only two candidates as well. Apparently we're the only two stupid enough to want to manage any team at SMS anymore
thorpie the sinner Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Actually I have it on good authority that the managerial shortlist for next year is down to only two candidates as well. Apparently we're the only two stupid enough to want to manage any team at SMS anymore Well, we have tried the Dutch approach, the Dubai approach can't do any worse!!!! What kind of fitness regime would you have the lads on Phil????
OldNick Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Well, we have tried the Dutch approach, the Dubai approach can't do any worse!!!! What kind of fitness regime would you have the lads on Phil???? Im not sure if I heard it right but the bit of the conversation I heard was that Dubai Phil was a right No 2' so he might be in the running for a job there
dubai_phil Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 (edited) Well, we have tried the Dutch approach, the Dubai approach can't do any worse!!!! What kind of fitness regime would you have the lads on Phil???? 1) All pre-season training would be in Dubai in June & july 2) They would be forced to read up and attend Adrian Hayes's lectures and follow his training regime (google him he is AMAZING) 3) They are ONLY allowed a Bullfrog after satisfying 10 Emirates girls (builds stamina) 4) 10% of all their wages would be paid into my tab at Rock Bottom as like all the previous Saints managers I know I'd be back here before the season was over 5) They will live in the Panorama Labour Camps for a week - that'll sort their attitude out As for Nickh's comments - you really don't understand that we are SO tough we eat poo for breakfast.... And wash in it Swim in it clean our cars with it In fact we are SO used to it - we have to be, the local sewage plant is running at 250% of capacity so the cess pit tankers have to queue for 12 hours to dump it - if they can't find a few Labour Camps to dump it back into Oh and when they finish sleeping in the labour camps, they'll be given Range Rovers, a GPS and told to find a 5 star hotel car park to sleep in HTH Oh and although I believe that it is wrong and fabricated racist rubbish issued by the facist pseudo Military/Commercial capitalists if the United States. I might introduce nickh to one of our colleagues if he continues to post such outright fabrications Not that I found this or condone it but be warned http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=7402099&page=1 Edited 23 April, 2009 by dubai_phil
lee_saint Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Out of interest, what happens if the club goes tits up...we still playing?
trousers Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 If Dubai Phil manages the last ever home team at SMS we'll at least be left with a cracking quiz night question for years to come.
dubai_phil Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 If Dubai Phil manages the last ever home team at SMS we'll at least be left with a cracking quiz night question for years to come. Jeez I never thought of it that way...... ouch better pack my serious head then nah.....
thorpie the sinner Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 How gutted will Phil be then when nicks team scores a late winner in the 97th minute!!!
dubai_phil Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 How gutted will Phil be then when nicks team scores a late winner in the 97th minute!!! nah I signed up for 90 minutes. At 90 minutes and 5 seconds I'm in the bar
OldNick Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 How gutted will Phil be then when nicks team scores a late winner in the 97th minute!!!It will be won well before that Thorpie. Phils lot have the mild mannered and quietly spoken manager, Imagine Derek Nimmo meets mother Teresa and then me as manager of the away team, imagine Arthur Scargill meets Alf Garnett, My lads will be up there and the old hair dryer is warming up
Foxy Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 As you know I treat my body as a temple and expect my team to do likewise.Lol As you know we play the passing game none of that hoof stuff unless we have somebody quick like Toby! I hope it is going to be fun off the pitch as well as serious stuff on the pitch. I cant wait to meet all the lads of both teams and of course my opposing manager who fortunately will be jet lagged and will be delivering his pep talk in Arabic. On the off the field side have booked myself a hotel to save on having to be at the mercies of the last train home or having to invite Mrs F to do some driving (last time I got over-excited and a bit late back it wound up costing me about £90 for a cab after I missed the last train and didn't like the idea of facing the wrath of her in charge after an unauthorised night away
thorpie the sinner Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 nah I signed up for 90 minutes. At 90 minutes and 5 seconds I'm in the bar Jeez phil, if you were our manager, you would have missed 53 goals against us this year lol!!!
thorpie the sinner Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 It will be won well before that Thorpie. Phils lot have the mild mannered and quietly spoken manager, Imagine Derek Nimmo meets mother Teresa and then me as manager of the away team, imagine Arthur Scargill meets Alf Garnett, My lads will be up there and the old hair dryer is warming up watch out Nick, Your oppo may pop something in your half time tea lol!!! will this match be live on you tube????
thorpie the sinner Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 I can't wait for the team photos!!! Hope nobody is carrying any excess baggage
OldNick Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 On the off the field side have booked myself a hotel to save on having to be at the mercies of the last train home or having to invite Mrs F to do some driving (last time I got over-excited and a bit late back it wound up costing me about £90 for a cab after I missed the last train and didn't like the idea of facing the wrath of her in charge after an unauthorised night away Thats the way Foxy (I notice you didnt call me Gaffer, black mark already tut tut) but I have great hopes for you as my 2nd half secret weapon to terrorise their old boys at the back.Remember the groupies always go for the glamourous goalscoring heroes..hotel room and all that
OldNick Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 watch out Nick, Your oppo may pop something in your half time tea lol!!! will this match be live on you tube????It wont be anything worse than my misses does lol
OldNick Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 I can't wait for the team photos!!! Hope nobody is carrying any excess baggageI may look like it but dont be fooled I had some unlucky Botox injections
dubai_phil Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 I can't wait for the team photos!!! Hope nobody is carrying any excess baggage Nope only carry on for me, I'll have all those lovely Biz class hostesses to make sure it gets up overhead all nice and safely It's amazing that thanks to modern technology I can fit Lionel Messi into a CAA approved wheelie back, he's only little (allegedly) Nickh won't stand a chance - one look at our Jaegerbombs and he'll be on his knees
Scudamore Posted 24 April, 2009 Posted 24 April, 2009 I may look like it but dont be fooled I had some unlucky Botox injections
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