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I'd say the same but the only chance of that is if someone asked 'did you see what the idiot Foxy got up to in the pub afterwards' and then Big Phil started telling tales of misadventures in Dubai and making his good lady drink through a hangover
Disloyalty all around me. My player going off and having informal drinks in secret overseas locations. I think that is tapping up. Another Phil underhand tactic.......
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I have been told that the managers post match interviews are noit on the DVD, not happy then not happy now

 

Grass.

 

What part of 'PRIVATE message' do you not get nick?

 

That's us finished mate, no more kiss and tell, no more Lloyd Webber leaks and no more WGS spotted in M&S Hedge End stories. Oh yeah, and I'll have those negatives back next time I see you down the massage parlour.

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As a little teaser to those awaiting delivery of said DVD, here is a taster of the cynical diving that Mr Nick H had his players adopt as his plan A tactic.

 

Fortunately the officials were on the ball and to avoid the game turning intro a high board trial for the 2012 olympics, they asked the home team to let them have a 2 goal lead, as you would do when you have a kickabout with your nipper in the back garden just to keep him interested in the game.

 

Enjoy:

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Grass.

 

What part of 'PRIVATE message' do you not get nick?

 

That's us finished mate, no more kiss and tell, no more Lloyd Webber leaks and no more WGS spotted in M&S Hedge End stories. Oh yeah, and I'll have those negatives back next time I see you down the massage parlour.

Funnily enough it wasnt just you who couldnt wait and tell me that the interviews had been mislaid. Passing on bad news does move quickly on here. Anyway it is fairly evident that it would become common knowledge as soon as we watched the DVD. I notice that you are leaking clips to whet the appetite, I did think it was mean of the editors to put up DrogBaj's age afterr he scored he does well for 77 and so perhaps that would count for his injuries.

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As a little teaser to those awaiting delivery of said DVD, here is a taster of the cynical diving that Mr Nick H had his players adopt as his plan A tactic.

 

Fortunately the officials were on the ball and to avoid the game turning intro a high board trial for the 2012 olympics, they asked the home team to let them have a 2 goal lead, as you would do when you have a kickabout with your nipper in the back garden just to keep him interested in the game.

 

Enjoy:

The9 was nearly cut in half, right by the managers as well. I recall Phil shouting 'Play the man Hammy'
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The9 was nearly cut in half, right by the managers as well. I recall Phil shouting 'Play the man Hammy'

 

That was all of 20 seconds into the match as well. I have the whole of the first 2 minutes on my girlfriend's camera... including the opening goal... ;)

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That was all of 20 seconds into the match as well. I have the whole of the first 2 minutes on my girlfriend's camera... including the opening goal... ;)

 

2 desperate lunges from hamster, the first on me from the throw then that on The9, its as if someone(DP ?) told him to make the first 'tackles' count, or is it solely down to age ??

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2 desperate lunges from hamster, the first on me from the throw then that on The9, its as if someone(DP ?) told him to make the first 'tackles' count, or is it solely down to age ??
Hammy was like Gazza on crack in those first 5 minutes. 'Whay man' thwack 'Sorry' , thwack as he mistimed another tackle. Never mind he's a good lad.
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That was 'getting in my way'

 

Anyone for a bit of 'Drogbaj'?

 

 

I LOLed, look at me in the middle of the 6 yard box rolling my eyes at the ref giving us the penalty - I think I thought he'd given it against us. :D

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Hammy was like Gazza on crack in those first 5 minutes. 'Whay man' thwack 'Sorry' , thwack as he mistimed another tackle. Never mind he's a good lad.

 

Fortunately he was knackered after getting off the floor twice and didn't do anything for the rest of the game. :D

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I LOLed, look at me in the middle of the 6 yard box rolling my eyes at the ref giving us the penalty - I think I thought he'd given it against us. :D
watch Granty put his hand up in despair as he goes back for the kick off.
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Just a quick thank you to the home team for jumping to my defence here. ******s.

 

And I will later on post the incident that almost ended my career.

 

I am still waiting for Nick to blame the defeat on the grey (sorry, flint) shirts too. Although to be fair, at half time he must have thought that it was in the bag, only to be totally OWN3D (yo kids) by the gaffer.

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Anyone for a bit of 'Drogbaj'?

 

 

 

Re the penalty fluff, I reckon bananarama man had been watching you down at Fleming Park Baj.

 

He was casually waiting foe the ball to fly into Row ZZ, hence the LACK OF MOVEMENT as the ball dribbles over the line.

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Just a quick thank you to the home team for jumping to my defence here. ******s.

 

And I will later on post the incident that almost ended my career.

 

I am still waiting for Nick to blame the defeat on the grey (sorry, flint) shirts too. Although to be fair, at half time he must have thought that it was in the bag, only to be totally OWN3D (yo kids) by the gaffer.

 

Haha, can't really defend your first 'tackle' i'm afraid ;)

 

Any chance you could upload my goal up (that would be the late equaliser, soon followed by the winner, nick) if it's not too much trouble. Just i'm away and would like proof that it did infact happen!

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Haha, can't really defend your first 'tackle' i'm afraid ;)

 

Any chance you could upload my goal up (that would be the late equaliser, soon followed by the winner, nick) if it's not too much trouble. Just i'm away and would like proof that it did infact happen!

I cant wait to see the goals.
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Just a quick thank you to the home team for jumping to my defence here. ******s.

 

And I will later on post the incident that almost ended my career.

 

I am still waiting for Nick to blame the defeat on the grey (sorry, flint) shirts too. Although to be fair, at half time he must have thought that it was in the bag, only to be totally OWN3D (yo kids) by the gaffer.

You have posted the reason you ended your career already hamster, it was being caught with the ball by Drogbaj in your own pen area so we got a penalty.

The flints were robbed and the lack of any defence by your team underlines the embarrassment they feel for the way it was won.

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Haha, can't really defend your first 'tackle' i'm afraid ;)

 

Any chance you could upload my goal up (that would be the late equaliser, soon followed by the winner, nick) if it's not too much trouble. Just i'm away and would like proof that it did infact happen!

 

Later when I have had my tea, I will send link by *PM

 

I cant wait to see the goals.

 

Well, you will bloody well have to. * That's PRIVATE message to you Nick.

 

Only joshing, they'll be up on the sma eyoutube account, but will prob be quite late as taking mrs hamster out for a bite.

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This was how Phil celebrated his victory back in Dubai :grin:

 

Media whore, can't keep his face out of the local press ;)

Isnt that picture been lifted from when he went to give his post match interview, after all the ref was cocoa the clown and they would make bookends
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