Gingeletiss Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 'We can stay up'.............Oops!!!!!!!!!! 'hush my mouth'
PaulSaint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Mishter Lowe? Hi its me Votter, I am on my new Shony EricShon. Ish that Pig Farm job shtill available?
trousers Posted 21 April, 2009 Author Posted 21 April, 2009 I bet no one else can rub their co I can, but in reverse.
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 you'll all be kissing his feet and singing his name when we escape from the drop. But that is funny.
dubai_phil Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 'We can stay up'.............Oops!!!!!!!!!! 'hush my mouth' It took time, but Mark Wotte finally learnt what it had been like this season for the Saints Fans, being fed a continual diet of sh1t on the field
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Wotte walks away after missing out on the if Carlsberg did managers contract
trousers Posted 21 April, 2009 Author Posted 21 April, 2009 you'll all be kissing his feet and singing his name when we escape from the drop Incorrect
DT Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 'Oh no! I forgot to learn anything at all about football. What a shilly mishtake. It will take a miracle now. For me to get paid.'
saintalan Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Sh!t, can't remember whether I turned the gas off or not!
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Aargh! I'm turning into Steve McLaren! that is a good observation
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 "Yesh, I really did get the sh*tty end of the shtick with this job"
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 "I told Lowe I could handle a 'hand-to-mouth' existence, but it does make giving out touchline instructions a bit difficult".
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Wotte solves problem of mouth speaking before brain engages after "World Class Smith" gaffe.
BotleySaint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Wotte realised all too late that he had meant to include Saganowski in the starting lineup as Euell shot wide from 2 yards.
SaintRobbie Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 'If I cover my moush I can say it is all der fans faults again like my old bosh told me'
SaintRobbie Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 'Maybeesh if I use a magic spell or shumshing?!'
SaintRobbie Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 I think we just found the reason; he was covering his big mouth.
Weston Super Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 If only Carlsberg did football managers....
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 If only Carlsberg did football managers....I think you havent read all the others above you WSS, but it is good
Saint Fan CaM Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 MW was not expecting the half-time team talk to end with a smack in the mouth... OR, MW wiped McGoldricks 'appreciation' for a place on the team away from his lips...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Heysh, if I coversh my moush I look like that bloke from FC Twente
Red and White Russ Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Swallow don't spit!! Mark Wotte contemplates a trip to Specsavers, as everything, apart from himself, going out of focus was making him feel sick!
trousers Posted 21 April, 2009 Author Posted 21 April, 2009 "Ha...and still some people on The Saintsweb Forum believe I had nothing to do with the first team whilst Poortvliet was here", chuckled Mark Wotte under his breath.
yorkiesaint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 As Wotte recalculates he realises it was always out of our hands whether we avoid relegation
Saints foreva Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 'Maybeesh if I use a magic spell or shumshing?!' http://www.myfreeweb.nl/vida_guerra/vida_guerra24.jpg
saintbletch Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Mark Wotte was in shock after he learned that his application to be on "Holland's Got Talent" had been turned down on a point of principle.
ottery st mary Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 OH! My God...I can't remember if I told the boyzz. The Pyramid, Diamond or the Triangle formation today....They will get all mixed up and we are bound to come second again.....
Super_Uwe Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 It finally hits home for poor old Mark Wotte that his "incentive-based" salary is actually worth a little bit less than he first imagined...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 I vonder how long thish shyanide tablet takesh to work
SNSUN Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 I knew giving Lowe the reach around was a mistake...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 You really can smell all the s h i t e that i talk.
Griffo Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Corr, Lowe's **** is the tastiest I've ever had - Mark Wotte thinks as he wipes up the remains from around his mouth.
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