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I was trying to figure out if it's possible for us to finish bottom of the table earlier. We can only do it, if both us and Charlton win both our remaining games and Norwich and Forest lose theirs. Weird. Wotte could perhaps set them the unusal target of finishing bottom of the league, and make it into a relative success. Would arguably be the greatest of great Saints escapes IMO.

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The Woolston Ferry

I looked over Woolston and what did I see

Coming for to carry me home?

That old Woolston Ferry coming towards me,

Coming for to carry me home . . .

 

If you're ever out in Sholing

And you want to go to town

Don't you go via Bitterne

That's the long way round

Take a trip across the ferry

Take a trip across the sea

And if you're a pedestrian, you can go for free . . .

 

On the Woolston Ferry

It doesn't travel very fast

It was never built for comfort

It was built to last

 

On two steel hauses

Across the river it'll creep

The steel glints in the sunlight

And flops back into the deep

And from the deck of the ferry

What a wonderful sight

All they shipwrights grafting

At Thorneycrofts on the right

 

On the Woolston Ferry

It doesn't travel very fast

It was never built for comfort

It was built to last

 

Go and see Lowry's painting

In the art gallery

Of this wonderful relic of a past centruy

When I sing of its construction

You'll be surprised to learn

That the bow going one way

Coming back becomes the stern!

 

On the Woolston Ferry

It doesn't travel very fast

It was never built for comfort

It was built to last

 

See the weather-beaten captain

With his weather-beaten tan

He don't wear no gold braid

He's a corporation man

And the captains of the ferry

They're a dying race

Cos there ain't no ex-tram drivers

To go and take their place

 

On the Woolston Ferry

It doesn't travel very fast

It was never built for comfort

It was built to last

 

But the floating bridge has had it

They say it's got to go

Cos the motorists don't like it

At 15p a throw

So they build a bridge of concrete

Very modern, very high

But every time I use it

I look down on either side . . .

 

On the Woolston Ferry

It doesn't travel very fast

It was never built for comfort

It was built to last, to last

 

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/10112008/8/photo/woolston-ferry-ridden-edward-creighton-wins-racingpost-com-members-club.html

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It will never catch on but this was 'going round in my head' in the car earlier:

 

Taken from UB40' one in ten :

 

We are a minus ten

Not on your fixture list

We are a minus ten

Who may not still exist

Nobody knows us

Even though Saints were always there

A statistic, a reminder

Thanks to Rupert-the-Share

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Bye Bye Wolves

Bye Bye QPR

Hello Huddersfield

I think I'm a-gonna cry-y

 

There goes my Saga

To pastures new

I may be down now

But never BLUE

And here's the reason

That I'm so down

That Rupert Lowe is..

A ****ing clown

 

 

To Everly Bruvs Bye Bye Love

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It will never catch on but this was 'going round in my head' in the car earlier:

 

Taken from UB40' one in ten :

 

We are a minus ten

Not on your fixture list

We are a minus ten

Who may not still exist

Nobody knows us

Even though Saints were always there

A statistic, a reminder

Thanks to Rupert-the-Share

 

Verging on genius but made me want to cry.

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We all folow Southampton, over the land and sea

And League One!

We all follow Southampton, onto victory.

 

We're on our way to Walsall, we're on our way to Walsall

tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la

 

"Id rather be in League One than a Skate!"

 

These ones are decent, and would be easy to get all of the Northam signing.

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Perhaps a few "Mark Fry,Mark Fry..give us a wave " might help him be more sympathetic in finding the right sort of buyer.

 

How about

(Saints player) Give us a wave

 

Repeated...

One for EVERY Saints player on the pitch!

 

When they come on

 

Let them know we are for them!

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Poor old Saints we ain't what we used to be,

Ain't what we used to be,

Ain't what we used to be.

 

Poor old Saints we ain't what we used to be,

Ain't what we used to be,

Ain't what we used to be.

 

Fair enough at the end if we are losing by miles, but imho all chants should be positive today throughout the match.

 

The same goes for all the negative (even though gallows-funny) chants on here.

 

Let's be more positive during this game.

It can make a difference

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