eelpie Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Some brilliant odes to Lowe on here. How about collecting them all and publishing for Saints survival Fund?
Gemmel Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Those of you from the 80's will remember the tune Go wilde, Go wilde, Go wilde in Jersey The snake in the grass, was lying out his a r s e
Hatch Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Because We're Bad, We're Bad- Come On (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad) You Know we're Bad, we're Bad- You Know It (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad) You Know we're Bad, we're Bad- Come On, You Know (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad) And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Bad . . .
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 We are red, we are white, Rupert's left us in the sh!te...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 You're not fit to wear the shirt!
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 About the players, to the tune of the 'Bradley Wright-Phillips song' They don't give a sh!t, they don't give a ssh!!!!!!!!!!ttt, they won't be here next year, they don't give a sh!t
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 You just know that we are going to get what we 'deserve' (in a way) from Burnley just like we did vs Leeds a few years ago: "Lets all have a whip round"
TheTruthWillOut Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Gallows humour has cheered me up no end. Thanks guys.
La BoIS Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Apols to Johnny cash It began, with the return of Lowe It turned into a tale of woe We started off with Jan He never was the man Results were crap, we were completely in the mire The overdraft grew, but we couldn't find a buyer We're going down down down but Lowe got fired, Lowe got fired The fans, did their best We started to protest Lowe continued with the Dutch It was, just too much To raise some cash, we offloaded Nathan Dyer Lowe said it's not his fault, but he's a ****ing liar We're going down down down at least Lowe got fired, Lowe got fired
jeff leopard Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 This is a brilliant idea and one of the best threads for a while. Southampton have been a sick football club for a long time now. I think that in business schools across the land, 'the Southampton model' will be used to warn students how badly things can go wrong when attempting to upgrade from a small to a medium sized operation. And I'm sorry to say that I wouldn't be at all surprised if the reputation of Saints fans has also been dragged down by recent events. But before we shuffle pathetically out of the championship, we can show the world (well, the Burnley fans at least) that we're big enough to laugh at ourselves and the mess that we're in. This would be a step in the right direction (for a change) and it would help take the edge off what is going to be a sour end to an already humiliating season. How do Saints want to be remembered by the rest of the Championship, having a sing-song, a laugh and making the best of a really sh1tty situation, or hurling personal abuse at the young players/coaching staff and fighting amongst ourselves? We can beat this sh1t! League one! League one! The best League in the world!
Rational Rich Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 The Football League Is upside down The Football League is upside down We're going up with the Charlton The Football League is upside down. To the tune of OWTS
Hatch Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Do you know the way to Shrewsbury? Ive been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way. Do you know the way to Shrewsbury? Im going back to find some peace of mind in Shrewsbury.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 scott_saints said: We might get a chants or two, but we usually don't score them anyway. Good try but maybe not as subtle as post #30? EastleighSoulBoy said: No chants of staying up?
Griffo Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 ON THE WOOLSTON FERRY, IT DOESN'T TRAVEL VERY FAST, IT WAS NEVER BUILT FOR COMFORT, IT WAS BUILT TO LAST I doubt many will know the words to any of the verses, but to keep singing the chorus would be just fine.
Steeleye Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 And it's all Southampton, all Southampton FC It's by far the weakest team, This town has ever seen
Mr saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 jeff leopard said: This is a brilliant idea and one of the best threads for a while. Southampton have been a sick football club for a long time now. I think that in business schools across the land, 'the Southampton model' will be used to warn students how badly things can go wrong when attempting to upgrade from a small to a medium sized operation. And I'm sorry to say that I wouldn't be at all surprised if the reputation of Saints fans has also been dragged down by recent events. But before we shuffle pathetically out of the championship, we can show the world (well, the Burnley fans at least) that we're big enough to laugh at ourselves and the mess that we're in. This would be a step in the right direction (for a change) and it would help take the edge off what is going to be a sour end to an already humiliating season. How do Saints want to be remembered by the rest of the Championship, having a sing-song, a laugh and making the best of a really sh1tty situation, or hurling personal abuse at the young players/coaching staff and fighting amongst ourselves? We can beat this sh1t! League one! League one! The best League in the world! Good post. Quite agree! Griffo said: ON THE WOOLSTON FERRY, IT DOESN'T TRAVEL VERY FAST, IT WAS NEVER BUILT FOR COMFORT, IT WAS BUILT TO LAST I doubt many will know the words to any of the verses, but to keep singing the chorus would be just fine. Also, good idea! :smt023
Charlie2008 Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Griffo said: ON THE WOOLSTON FERRY, IT DOESN'T TRAVEL VERY FAST, IT WAS NEVER BUILT FOR COMFORT, IT WAS BUILT TO LAST I doubt many will know the words to any of the verses, but to keep singing the chorus would be just fine. The Woolston Ferry I looked over Woolston and what did I see Coming for to carry me home? That old Woolston Ferry coming towards me, Coming for to carry me home . . . If you're ever out in Sholing And you want to go to town Don't you go via Bitterne That's the long way round Take a trip across the ferry Take a trip across the sea And if you're a pedestrian, you can go for free . . . On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last On two steel hauses Across the river it'll creep The steel glints in the sunlight And flops back into the deep And from the deck of the ferry What a wonderful sight All they shipwrights grafting At Thorneycrofts on the right On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last Go and see Lowry's painting In the art gallery Of this wonderful relic of a past centruy When I sing of its construction You'll be surprised to learn That the bow going one way Coming back becomes the stern! On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last See the weather-beaten captain With his weather-beaten tan He don't wear no gold braid He's a corporation man And the captains of the ferry They're a dying race Cos there ain't no ex-tram drivers To go and take their place On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last But the floating bridge has had it They say it's got to go Cos the motorists don't like it At 15p a throw So they build a bridge of concrete Very modern, very high But every time I use it I look down on either side . . . On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last, to last
Griffo Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Charlie2008 said: The Woolston Ferry I looked over Woolston and what did I see Coming for to carry me home? That old Woolston Ferry coming towards me, Coming for to carry me home . . . If you're ever out in Sholing And you want to go to town Don't you go via Bitterne That's the long way round Take a trip across the ferry Take a trip across the sea And if you're a pedestrian, you can go for free . . . On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last On two steel hauses Across the river it'll creep The steel glints in the sunlight And flops back into the deep And from the deck of the ferry What a wonderful sight All they shipwrights grafting At Thorneycrofts on the right On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last Go and see Lowry's painting In the art gallery Of this wonderful relic of a past centruy When I sing of its construction You'll be surprised to learn That the bow going one way Coming back becomes the stern! On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last See the weather-beaten captain With his weather-beaten tan He don't wear no gold braid He's a corporation man And the captains of the ferry They're a dying race Cos there ain't no ex-tram drivers To go and take their place On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last But the floating bridge has had it They say it's got to go Cos the motorists don't like it At 15p a throw So they build a bridge of concrete Very modern, very high But every time I use it I look down on either side . . . On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last, to last Could you see us singing the whole song at a game? No. The chorus would do . If, later into next season it's starting to catch on, maybe we could alternate the chorus with the first verse (via Bitterne, long one round, one)
lee_saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Que Sara Sara, whatever will be, will be, we're going to win the LDV, que sara sara
Toadhall Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 john d said: to yellow submarine saints are going down and we need to rob a bank, need to rob a bank, need to rob a bank lol
Jonnyboy Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 We're gonna walk league one! we're gonna walk league one! Walk league one!
HypnoToad Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 He needs to steal more, He needs to steal more. Bradley Wright-Phillips He needs to steal more.
Window Cleaner Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 You'll never play here again. Looks like that may come back to haunt us with Carlisle doesn't it.
Dalek2003 Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Premier League Then we ****ed it up ! Premier League Then we ****ed it up !
Mark`` Posted 21 April, 2009 Posted 21 April, 2009 Thanks for the memorys thanks for the memorys we all love southamptonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Charlie2008 Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Always cheers me up when I'm down. Agree with Griffo, chorus will do, perhaps preceeded by intro... would make a change from Swing L**e...
jeff leopard Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Rational Rich said: The Football League Is upside down The Football League is upside down We're going up with the Charlton The Football League is upside down. To the tune of OWTS This is Genius. For a bit of variety you could also do this to the tune of Fratton Park is falling down.. The Championship is upside down, upside down, upside down The Championship is upside down, we're going up with Charlton! or You're going down with Wolves! Here's my meager effort, to the tune of Billy Jean Rupert Lowe is not our owner hes just some clown who ran off with our funds now we're bottom of league one (we're on minus ten, its happening again!) or a more general chant... we were here when - we were here when - we were here when we were good we - were - here - when - we - were - good!
Iowsaintsfan Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 eelpie said: ...Barclays are a w***k, Barclays are a w***k, etc We all bank at Natwest, We all bank at Natwest lalalalalala
John Cool Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 I have this fascination No cause for a deviation It's called relegation, relegation, relegation!
Saints foreva Posted 22 April, 2009 Posted 22 April, 2009 Were all folow Southampton, over the land and sea And League One! Were all follow Southampton, onto victory.
EFM Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 "We've got the best catering in the land We've got the best catering in the land We've got the best catering in the land The best catering in the land" I can't think of much else positive now and we might not even have the catering next season so now's possibly your last chance to praise the thing we have all most appreciated and attended games for.
Son of Bob Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 He hates the FA He hates the FA Bradley Wright Phillips He hates the FA
ladysaint Posted 23 April, 2009 Author Posted 23 April, 2009 We're down with the Charlton down with the Charlton we're down with the Charlton
Arizona Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 HypnoToad said: He needs to steal more, He needs to steal more. Bradley Wright-Phillips He needs to steal more. Winner IMO.
Pancake Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 "You can stick your 10 points up your ars... You can stick your 10 points up your ars..."
Durleyfos Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Saints foreva said: Were all folow Southampton, over the land and sea And League One! Were all follow Southampton, onto victory. I like that.
sandwichsaint Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Down with a whimper, we're going down with a whimper, down with a whimper. We're goin' down with a whimper ........ ssssshhhhhhhhhh! This should have been sung (quietly) at the Charlton and Sheff Weds games. I hope people are going to give the players some grief on Saturday; it's six days on I'm still not over the pitiful surrender I saw at Hillsborough last week. Fecking players Fecking manager Fecking Burley Fecking Lowe Feck everybody! Another relegation struggle next season as well then .....
Dicko Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 We're on our way to Walsall, we're on our way to Walsall tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la
Colinjb Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Saints foreva said: Were all folow Southampton, over the land and sea And League One! Were all follow Southampton, onto victory. :partyman: Damn right mate!
Griffo Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Son of Bob said: He hates the FA He hates the FA Bradley Wright Phillips He hates the FA Yes, yes and yes.
Mr saint Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 adriansfc said: Really hope it's only positive/humorous songs saturday. Things are ****, but fighting and moaning isn't the answer right now. would just like 32,000 people singing we shall not be moved, OWTS and some old classic songs for former players etc., incase it is our last game. 100% agree. May as well just be positive about it for now. I'm up for simply either 90 minutes of pure OWTS, 90 minutes of 'We shall not be moved' or 'we'll never die'.
krissyboy31 Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 You can stick your points deduction up your @rse (sideways)!
scott_saints Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 "You'll never play here again You'll never play here again You'll never play here again AGAIN...."
Johnny Bognor Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 To the tune of OWTSGMI..... The Football League, is ****ing bent! The Football League, is ****ing bent! It's full of cheats and cheating bastards! The Football League, is ****ing bent!
modern matron Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 Poor old Saints we ain't what we used to be, Ain't what we used to be, Ain't what we used to be. Poor old Saints we ain't what we used to be, Ain't what we used to be, Ain't what we used to be.
Deanovski Posted 23 April, 2009 Posted 23 April, 2009 youre not fit to wear a shirt (spec if saga is already talking about leaving )
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