Dog Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 Is seriously ill in hospital, looks like he might have contracted a deadly virus. Doctors say the next 12 hours are critical, if he keeps losing memory they're going to reboot him. Get well soon mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 Living legend, and quite the ladies man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 20 April, 2009 Living legend, and quite the ladies man He would be in Coventry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 Hawking, not Austin. Yes, I'm talking about Hawking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 Can I congratulate all users of this thread for not writing "Stephen Hawkings". It ****es me off when people do that. Seriously, it ****s me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 He is the 'voice' in Eastleigh Bus Sation, well it does sound like him anway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 Can I congratulate all users of this thread for not writing "Stephen Hawkings". It ****es me off when people do that. Seriously, it ****s me off. Issues need to be dealt with sweetie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 Don't get me started on "sweetie"......... rrrrgrgrgagahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 I hope he dies That Premium Bonds advert freaks me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 22 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 22 April, 2009 Stephen Hawking has just released a statement. The print out reads, 'Before I pass away I want to forward all my knowledge onto someone else.' I never knew he had Bluetooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summers Posted 22 April, 2009 Share Posted 22 April, 2009 Nah, He's using his emails duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 27 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 27 April, 2009 Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 27 April, 2009 Share Posted 27 April, 2009 That last one made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 27 April, 2009 Share Posted 27 April, 2009 Ah, good old severe paralysis mocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 27 April, 2009 Share Posted 27 April, 2009 His clock-thing in one of the Cambridge colleges is f*cked up sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 April, 2009 Share Posted 27 April, 2009 His clock-thing in one of the Cambridge colleges is f*cked up sh*t. To be fair it's not HIS clock - he just unveiled it, although how he managed that is a mystery to me :smt102 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 27 April, 2009 Share Posted 27 April, 2009 Is seriously ill in hospital, looks like he might have contracted a deadly virus. Doctors say the next 12 hours are critical, if he keeps losing memory they're going to reboot him. Get well soon mate. And install Hawking 2:1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 27 April, 2009 Share Posted 27 April, 2009 Please stop these bad taste jokes, the poor bloke just needs a good hoilday to recharge his batteries. Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 To be fair it's not HIS clock - he just unveiled it, although how he managed that is a mystery to me :smt102 Tied the big sheet covering the clock to his wheelchair and then pushed him backwards? At the same time he went 'TA-DA' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 Clock yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 Clock yeah? The only genuine lol on this thread. I can't understand why nobody likes J9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 The only genuine lol on this thread. I can't understand why nobody likes J9. Because I've met him. HTH. Oh Dave, 10.30 at teh George Saturday morning mate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 And install Hawking 2:1! God knows when he will die. He should be dead by now but he's a freak of nature. He willl live forever. THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 Because I've met him. HTH. Oh Dave, 10.30 at teh George Saturday morning mate... Received and understood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 Oh Dave, 10.30 at teh George Saturday morning mate... have a good one! Be careful. Trust No-one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 have a good one! Be careful. Trust No-one. If he's not looking like Hawking at the end something has gone terribly wrong.:smt025 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 God knows when he will die. He should be dead by now but he's a freak of nature. He willl live forever. THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!! Lovely words, Calvin. Have you considered a career writing the messages for greetings cards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 April, 2009 Share Posted 28 April, 2009 If he's not looking like Hawking at the end something has gone terribly wrong.:smt025 Thats the spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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