Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Would you? There was a program on about her doing up a house last night. I cant decide if I would or not. She is not all that to look at but there is something about her. Discuss.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 April, 2009 Author Posted 17 April, 2009 How rude of me, I forgot the mandatory picture
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 (edited) She has a ample set of bangers. But no, probably not, unless it was f*cking cold. I have had this arguement before, dunno what people see in her to be honest and that picture makes her look even worse, whats with the dodgy eye ? Edited 17 April, 2009 by Smirking_Saint Posted before i finished writing.....somehow
saint_stevo Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 She is fat, not that nice looking, a bit posh and probably wouldn't let me look directly at her snatch
hamster Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 The Honourable Kirstie Allsopp, if you don't mind. Her old man is a Baron or something and if I asm not mistaken has children with humous names.
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 She is fat, not that nice looking, a bit posh and probably wouldn't let me look directly at her snatch And would slag off your bedroom/livingroom/kitchen decor as you were trying to get a rythym on.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 April, 2009 Author Posted 17 April, 2009 It's one of those wrong ones, which no matter how much I know I shouldnt, I probably would. She is not all that special, but I dunno, there is just something about her
Scudamore Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 The Honourable Kirstie Allsopp, if you don't mind. Her old man is a Baron or something and if I asm not mistaken has children with humous names. Chick Pea Allsopp?
hamster Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Chick Pea Allsopp? Something like that, Orion might be one, but they are posh names like Woopert, someone will be ablke to tell us later I spect
hamster Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Baron Allsopp, or just Ballssopp to his mates. Isn't that a testicular removal procedure though?
Jillyanne Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Are you lot not getting any lately? You are all like dogs on heat today!
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Are you lot not getting any lately? You are all like dogs on heat today! It is friday !!! But as for dogs on heat.... Kirsty Allsopp ?? Really ? :confused:
Jillyanne Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Her partner is property developer Ben Andersen, and they have two children: Bay Atlas (born July 2006, Westminster, London), and Oscar (born August 2008). She is also stepmother to her husband's two children from a previous relationship, Hal and Orion. They currently live in London.
saint_stevo Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 TBF i never said i wouldnt Her sis would get it, so much of it in fact her nose would be running
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 April, 2009 Author Posted 17 April, 2009 Her sister looks a little like Karen from Shameless
hamster Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Her sister looks a little like Karen from Shameless ..without the runny nose....and with a pair of bosoms
hamster Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Her partner is property developer Ben Andersen, and they have two children: Bay Atlas (born July 2006, Westminster, London), and Oscar (born August 2008). She is also stepmother to her husband's two children from a previous relationship, Hal and Orion. They currently live in London. Very good work Jilly, complete with hyperlinks and everythink. Are you not getting any lately?
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Her sister looks a little like Karen from Shameless Would
hamster Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Would You would? she resembles a boy with no chesticles
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 You would? she resembles a boy with no chesticles She'll obviously have to make it up in other ways then. She ain't boyish, no compared to the oinkish older sister.
hamster Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 She'll obviously have to make it up in other ways then. She ain't boyish, no compared to the oinkish older sister. Not possible imho sorry. If it ain't got big bangers, I won't bang it.
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Not possible imho sorry. If it ain't got big bangers, I won't bang it. I admit thats a fair assessment. Although i make sure everyone gets their chance. :cool:
JonnyLove Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 (edited) Would you? There was a program on about her doing up a house last night. I cant decide if I would or not. She is not all that to look at but there is something about her. Discuss. Na. too many kids means there will be a bit of a echo and a draught. Edited 17 April, 2009 by JonnyLove
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 April, 2009 Author Posted 17 April, 2009 Na. too many kids means there will be a bit of a echo and a draught. Speak for yourself sunshine. Will fit like a glove for me!
Redbul Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 I have had this arguement before, dunno what people see in her to be honest and that picture makes her look even worse, whats with the dodgy eye ? It's not dodgy, one's just further away. I'd have her over to do the house up and then give her a cuppa.
swannymere Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 ****ing ell, you lot are a bit fussy for troglodites I think Kirsty is a bit of all right and she would definitely get some from me;)
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 One might prefer her lil sister praps?. In looks but Praps is a stupid name
hamster Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 In looks but Praps is a stupid name Says a man called influenced.com:rolleyes: love hamster
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