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She has a ample set of bangers.

 

But no, probably not, unless it was f*cking cold.

 

I have had this arguement before, dunno what people see in her to be honest and that picture makes her look even worse, whats with the dodgy eye ?

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The Honourable Kirstie Allsopp, if you don't mind. Her old man is a Baron or something and if I asm not mistaken has children with humous names.

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  saint_stevo said:
She is fat, not that nice looking, a bit posh and probably wouldn't let me look directly at her snatch

 

And would slag off your bedroom/livingroom/kitchen decor as you were trying to get a rythym on.

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  hamster said:
The Honourable Kirstie Allsopp, if you don't mind. Her old man is a Baron or something and if I asm not mistaken has children with humous names.

 

Chick Pea Allsopp?

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  Scudamore said:
Chick Pea Allsopp?

 

Something like that, Orion might be one, but they are posh names like Woopert, someone will be ablke to tell us later I spect

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Her partner is property developer Ben Andersen, and they have two children: Bay Atlas (born July 2006, Westminster, London), and Oscar (born August 2008). She is also stepmother to her husband's two children from a previous relationship, Hal and Orion. They currently live in London.

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  Jillyanne said:
Her partner is property developer Ben Andersen, and they have two children: Bay Atlas (born July 2006, Westminster, London), and Oscar (born August 2008). She is also stepmother to her husband's two children from a previous relationship, Hal and Orion. They currently live in London.

 

Very good work Jilly, complete with hyperlinks and everythink. Are you not getting any lately?

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  Smirking_Saint said:
She'll obviously have to make it up in other ways then. She ain't boyish, no compared to the oinkish older sister.

 

Not possible imho sorry. If it ain't got big bangers, I won't bang it.

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Would you?

 

There was a program on about her doing up a house last night.

 

I cant decide if I would or not. She is not all that to look at but there is something about her.

 

Discuss.

 

Na. too many kids means there will be a bit of a echo and a draught.

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  Smirking_Saint said:
I have had this arguement before, dunno what people see in her to be honest and that picture makes her look even worse, whats with the dodgy eye ?

 

It's not dodgy, one's just further away.

 

I'd have her over to do the house up and then give her a cuppa.

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