Iowsaintsfan Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 Found a funny millwall story thought id share it: Coming out of Sheff Wed after losing 2-1 in 90-91 when we had just blown promotion but looked a safe bet for the playoffs. There was a Mounted police officer at the bottom of some steps and his Horse reacted when a cry of Millllwall went up. Everyone saw and we all gave another great cry of Millllwall and the Horse lifted up on two legs, but the copper got it back under control. Encouraged by this we all let rip with a real loud Millllwalll and the Horse went up again even higher this time and we were sure he was gonna throw the copper off, but no he hung on and brought the horse under control. So everyone just vented one of the loudest Milllllwallls you are ever gonna hear and the Horse went right up in the air and over the perpendicular and the copper fell off and the horse came down on top of him. A loud cheer rang out, victory on a day of defeat. The Copper then sprang to his feet almost as quick as the horse and pulled out his trucheon took up and agressive crouching postion and shouted "Come on you ****s" to the four or five hundred Millwall fans in earshot. Being right at the front I made direct eye contact with the bloke and could see that his was **** scared and certain we were about to tear him lim from lim. No one made a sound for a second, then most of us started laughing and the tension was broken. A couple of other mounted police officers made their way through the crowd and one of them grabbed my mate by his hair and lifted up on to his tip toes. He told him to move on and let him go then told his dismounted college to calm down and pull himself together.
the stain Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 I laughed my lims off. All my colleges want to know what the joke is lol.
Dog Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 It's funny because all the Millwall lot are 'LOL' just after they blew promotion....
Mao Cap Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 whats a millwall brick? You roll up a newspaper and then fold the resulting tube in two, so it makes a surprisingly sturdy kind of cudgel.
OttawaSaint Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 I'm going to go out on a lim (sic) and say that you probably find French and Saunders funny...
hamster Posted 17 April, 2009 Posted 17 April, 2009 whats a millwall brick? One of these things, if you've ever been on the wrong end of one you will know that they hurt a lot. You can google the term for instructions, but it's basically a crude martial art called origami.
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