ALWAYS_SFC Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 Ninecan's trying to do funnies! The trouble is that he is about as funny as a dose of the sh1ts...
um pahars Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 No doubt your acquainted with the power of a Dyson. Hey troll boy, hit us with some more of your cracking one liners:D;):smt119
exit2 Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 No doubt your acquainted with the power of a Dyson. as it happens I am. The Root Cyclone technology used on my DC14 is frigging amazing. The power is just WOW! Reminds me of an girl I used to know. She could suck a golf ball though a garden hose! TRUE DYSON POWER sorry couldnt resist
landford.saint Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 The trouble is that he is about as funny as a dose of the sh1ts... Lowe with a dose of sh1ts might be funny
um pahars Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 She could suck a golf ball though a garden hose! LOL And thinking about women, have any of Nineteen canteens previous personas been of the female form???? Or is that just something that Blackbirn fella did with dear old Rhondah???
docker-p Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 Can't we have a proper rumour. I'm fed up with the lack of decent law-abiding rumours doing the rounds.
PaulSaint Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 Thought some of you might like to read about a real Takeover Rumour that was posted today over on the dark side (UI): Ingvar Kamprad. . . . . . . is the latest multi billionaire showing an interest in buying Saints! The man behind IKEA is a well known lover of football and has been looking to invest in a UK Club for some time now. He is known to have had an interest in Saints since initially surveying the area for their latest store. Those plans returned ideal population base, socio economic grouping and perfect demographic profile for the store, hence it's obvious popularity. With the Southampton store already returning a higher revenue figure per buyer than any other store in the country the further interest in Southampton Football Club as a business venture is obvious. Dont believe it myself but it makes a change to read a football rumour than a story about a girl who is good at BJ's!
Carlos Fandango Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 Thought some of you might like to read about a real Takeover Rumour that was posted today over on the dark side (UI): Dont believe it myself but it makes a change to read a football rumour than a story about a girl who is good at BJ's! When I s******ed at this rumour previously I was accused of having the sort of attitude that was responsible for all the bad in the world so I will refrain this time. (s******) p.s. I think you will find that this is actually the darkside as proven by the over reaction to my previous poo pooing of a mindless rumour.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 Thought some of you might like to read about a real Takeover Rumour that was posted today over on the dark side (UI): Dont believe it myself but it makes a change to read a football rumour than a story about a girl who is good at BJ's! You speak for yourself!
Saint Fan CaM Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 When I s******ed at this rumour previously I was accused of having the sort of attitude that was responsible for all the bad in the world so I will refrain this time. (s******) p.s. I think you will find that this is actually the darkside as proven by the over reaction to my previous poo pooing of a mindless rumour. Does this make no sense whatsoever, or am I loosing my ability to translate gobbledegook?!?
benjii Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 If the Ikea chap bought Saints, The Echo would spaz-jizz itself to death.
benjii Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 When I s******ed at this rumour previously I was accused of having the sort of attitude that was responsible for all the bad in the world so I will refrain this time. (s******) p.s. I think you will find that this is actually the darkside as proven by the over reaction to my previous poo pooing of a mindless rumour. It was me and I was joking.
PaulSaint Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 (edited) You speak for yourself! Here you go DSM: :smt119 Edited 15 April, 2009 by PaulSaint
PaulSaint Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 (edited) Was this her? http://image18.webshots.com/18/2/71/54/202427154NgjdsT_fs.jpg Edited 15 April, 2009 by PaulSaint
Carlos Fandango Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 Does this make no sense whatsoever, or am I loosing my ability to translate gobbledegook?!? Damn that swear filter. (S n i g g e r) It's losing by the way, pay extra attention in gobbledegook class tomorrow.
Toomer Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 Dear Hufton Are you sure he simply didn't say "Home James" when he got into your motor? All this speculation over a mis-hearing :-) Home James, they were a coach company in Totton, they went bust as well.
hoozonside10 Posted 15 April, 2009 Posted 15 April, 2009 If the Ikea chap bought Saints, The Echo would spaz-jizz itself to death. that is the funniest thing I've read on this forum ever. I LOL'd plenty, thanks for temporarily lifting the gloom! Oh, and it's true!
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