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No doubt your acquainted with the power of a Dyson.

 

 

as it happens I am. The Root Cyclone technology used on my DC14 is frigging amazing. The power is just WOW! Reminds me of an girl I used to know. She could suck a golf ball though a garden hose!

 

TRUE DYSON POWER

 

sorry couldnt resist :)

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Thought some of you might like to read about a real Takeover Rumour that was posted today over on the dark side (UI):

 

Ingvar Kamprad. . . . . . . is the latest multi billionaire showing an interest in buying Saints!

 

The man behind IKEA is a well known lover of football and has been looking to invest in a UK Club for some time now. He is known to have had an interest in Saints since initially surveying the area for their latest store. Those plans returned ideal population base, socio economic grouping and perfect demographic profile for the store, hence it's obvious popularity. With the Southampton store already returning a higher revenue figure per buyer than any other store in the country the further interest in Southampton Football Club as a business venture is obvious.

 

Dont believe it myself but it makes a change to read a football rumour than a story about a girl who is good at BJ's!

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Thought some of you might like to read about a real Takeover Rumour that was posted today over on the dark side (UI):

 

 

 

Dont believe it myself but it makes a change to read a football rumour than a story about a girl who is good at BJ's!

 

When I s******ed at this rumour previously I was accused of having the sort of attitude that was responsible for all the bad in the world so I will refrain this time. (s******)

 

p.s. I think you will find that this is actually the darkside as proven by the over reaction to my previous poo pooing of a mindless rumour.

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Thought some of you might like to read about a real Takeover Rumour that was posted today over on the dark side (UI):

 

 

 

Dont believe it myself but it makes a change to read a football rumour than a story about a girl who is good at BJ's!

 

You speak for yourself!:D

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When I s******ed at this rumour previously I was accused of having the sort of attitude that was responsible for all the bad in the world so I will refrain this time. (s******)

 

p.s. I think you will find that this is actually the darkside as proven by the over reaction to my previous poo pooing of a mindless rumour.

 

 

Does this make no sense whatsoever, or am I loosing my ability to translate gobbledegook?!? ;)

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When I s******ed at this rumour previously I was accused of having the sort of attitude that was responsible for all the bad in the world so I will refrain this time. (s******)

 

p.s. I think you will find that this is actually the darkside as proven by the over reaction to my previous poo pooing of a mindless rumour.

 

It was me and I was joking.

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