saint_stevo Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 Why do some tards find em so damn difficult!? Scan-put in bag Scan-put in bag Finish and Pay Pay Leave or Scan- hold in hand Put umbrella into bagging area Scratch nuts, search for umbrella in vest/denim shorts Scan-Failed- unexpected item in bagging area Call over assistant Remove unmbrella Continue.
Crab Lungs Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 Novel idea by supermarkets to save themselves some cash on employing mongers to do it. However, that means you get civvie mongers fumbling around with their food, trying to find the barcode, taking twice as long as a normal queue. Regardless, I bought some new breakfast cereal t'other day. Was lovely
Baj Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 Novel idea by supermarkets to save themselves some cash on employing mongers to do it. However, that means you get civvie mongers fumbling around with their food, trying to find the barcode, taking twice as long as a normal queue. Regardless, I bought some new breakfast cereal t'other day. Was lovely /spits out lunch over desk!!!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 They never seem to scan properly though, and no im not a mongtard, the machines (some fo them) seem to always incur errors. And my card always ends up having to be swiped as my chip is very temperemental so I end up just going to a hooman bean anyways.
CabbageFace Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 They never seem to scan properly though, and no im not a mongtard, the machines (some fo them) seem to always incur errors. And my card always ends up having to be swiped as my chip is very temperemental so I end up just going to a hooman bean anyways. Shut up, you are steven hawkings lips.
saint boggy Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 Novel idea by supermarkets to save themselves some cash on employing mongers to do it. However, that means you get civvie mongers fumbling around with their food, trying to find the barcode, taking twice as long as a normal queue. Regardless, I bought some new breakfast cereal t'other day. Was lovely i have just made chocolate cheerio cakes with my kids!!! (ran out of rice krispies) i don't really fancy them anymore
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 Shut up, you are steven hawkings lips. And you are steven hawkings legs
Thedelldays Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 what I dont get about hawkins...is why does he have to have that robotic voice...surely he could get a normal voice to do his "talking"
Crab Lungs Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 what I dont get about hawkins...is why does he have to have that robotic voice...surely he could get a normal voice to do his "talking" If I was, errr, Hawkinged, I'd definitely download myself some new voices. Sven, Robocop, Joe Pasquale etc. I'm sure it'd amuse everyone in the circles I move in.
CabbageFace Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 If I was, errr, Hawkinged, I'd definitely download myself some new voices. Sven, Robocop, Joe Pasquale etc. I'm sure it'd amuse everyone in the circles I move in. Circles = ring pieces.
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 Circles = ring pieces. Or circles = left one of the breaks on :smt102
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 what I dont get about hawkins...is why does he have to have that robotic voice...surely he could get a normal voice to do his "talking" Apparently its his personality and he doesnt wanna get a new voice
Thedelldays Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 (edited) personality? well, he has nothing really gong for him then has he! What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire.. Edited 25 August, 2008 by Thedelldays some pedant picked up a mistake I made.
Kaiser Soze Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 When I use them some items have a habit of missing the scanner and going straight into the bag...
Jillyanne Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 When I use them some items have a habit of missing the scanner and going straight into the bag... This is of course not possible as it's all done on weight.
TopGun Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 This is of course not possible as it's all done on weight. But onions are much cheaper than broccoli by weight...
Junction 9 Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 "Unexpected item on the belt" How is this possible? Surely the item I've just scanned is exactly what the belt should be expecting.
Kaiser Soze Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 This is of course not possible as it's all done on weight. Not if you're smart enough to scan one item but simultaneously deposit more than one item in the bag.
Colinjb Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 I don't use them on principle. It's an excuse to lay off staff and use something cheaper long term. I would rather see people in employment.
hamster Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 But onions are much cheaper than broccoli by weight... That is very simple, but very clever. Is theft only theft if you get caught?
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