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saint_stevo

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1) Women who don't shave their *****.

2) People who burp out loud in public places and say "Better off out than in"

3) Men who wear nappies.

4) The Diana brigade.

5) Why people grow beards and then shave their head.

6) Why some Black Mushroom type thing's with white roots have sprouted up through my paving.

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Oh When The Saints go marching in in Arabic:

 

oh when the saints go marching in, oh when the saints go marching in i want to be in that number oh when the saints go marching in. We hate pompey we hate pompey!

 

يا عندما يذهب القديسين في مسيرة يا عندما

يسيرون في الذهاب القديسين اريد ان اكون في

هذا العدد يا القديسين الذهاب عندما

يسيرون فيها إننا لا نحب ونحن نكره بومبي

بومبي

 

then back into english from arabic:

 

Oh when the saints go march in when you

Saints go marching in I want to be in

What this number when the saints go

We do not walk where we like and we hate the Pompey

Pompey

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Anything Nintendo have built since the N64. This includes the Wii, the game cube, the DS and the Gameboy advance.

 

The wii - yes a very clever bit of kit, but some of the games, f**kin' 'ell! The ones like playing basketball, bowling, golf, throwing bean bags. There worst is one being advertised at the moment, where 2 girls go round to each other's virtual house and do things like Easter egg hunts and going to bed. What is wrong with people, if that's their idea of fun?! Get a f**king life! Make some friends, go bowling in real life.

 

The DS - Very similar complaints. The current "game" being advertised involves two people taking pictures of themselves, then turning the pictures blue and distorting them. I'd get bored of that "game" before I even bought it.

 

The Game Cube - Not Nearly as bad as the wii and DS, but a sh*t console if you liked anything other than Pokemon.

 

The GBA - Just a pointless redesign of the Gameboy Colour designed to rip off gullible kids.

 

 

Bring back the N64 and Goldeneye. That was a classic game. Being a spy and shooting baddies. That's the whole point of a computer game. Doing stuff you can't do very easily in real life.

 

Rant over.

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- Why some men go on sun beds! Sooo ghey!

- Religion

- Universe/Space/Milky Way etc etc

- Why ducks/swans float

- Why some camels have one hump while others have two

- Why some people turn the air conditioning on in the car whilst the window is open

- Why Sloths are so slow

- Why women dont get their boobs out when builder shout "Get your t1ts out love"

- As above with vagina, "Dont be stinge, show us your *****"

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*Twitter

*Fanatics which believe so much in religion they live their life according to it and are willing to sacrifice things for it, including their own life and the life of others! IMO I like the idea of an afterlife but I am not willing to 'waste' my whole life committing to something I have no whole proof exists and in turn not enjoying my life.

*Gheys - how can you not find a fine female attractive and want to bone her?!

*People who idolise 'meh' celebs like Jade Goody, Kerry Katona etc etc and buy those stupid crappy mag's like Heat and Hello.

*Friends - the TV show. Enough with it already, its been milked dry, it just aint funny anymore.

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Russian, Chinese. All other foreign languages come to think of it

Tax/VAT forms

Quantum physics

Rocket science

Womens logic

Computer programming

Off side rule in rugby

That Halon thing under ground in Switzerland/France that makes black holes..apparently

French fishermen & lorry drivers

Risk assessements

Brain surgery

Face Book...crap!

The rules of receivership

Referees and linesmen or whatever they're called these days

 

There's probably more but I'm going for my tea now...bye!

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The popularity of rugby

Cricket as a form of entertainment

Labour being viewed as a valid political entity

The need for some people to be in a relationship regardless of how destructive it may be

Why the bad foods taste good, what quirk of evolution did that!?

Quantum theory

2nd order differentiation/integration

Jade Goody's appeal

The attraction many lads feel to anal secks with a laydee. They have something for that purpose already!

Why Vauxhall have a Market share

Snobery

Why the eurovision song contest isn't embraced as a cultural treasure for it's comedy value.

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Offside rule.... ok... most things to do with rugby

Why i always hit my ball to the right when i play golf

Politics in general (Surely it's all just a bull**** throwing **** contest)

Why the hell women have to argue about EVERYTHING once a month

Why the missus borrows my car then moans at me for moaning at her for clipping my alloys against the curb

Why there are so many crap adverts on the TV

Why my avatar GIF image does not work

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People who think Margaret Thatcher was a good PM.

People who don't realise how big a role Russia played in WW2.

Why it isn't more common knowledge that Britain could have prevented WW1.

 

The first land battle in WW1 took place in Basra, as the British defended "their" oil reserves from them Germans. I just thought I'd share that.

 

What i dont get is this...

 

why the phuq don't those enormous tankers, you see parked just off Fawley, sink to the bottom of the solent? You can bang on about water displacement till the ucnting cow come home and it will make no difference. They shouldn't float, IT’S A CONSPIRACY, PEOPLE!

 

 

Death and life.

 

to paraphrase Bill Hicks and Chuck Palahniuk, birth is an much of a miracle as someone eating a sandwich and then having a $hit later, the true miracle is death, how can it be that one minute you have a living entity with hopes, fears and a favourite brand of toothpaste and then a second later they become an inanimate object, a rotting lump of meat. Whats that all about?

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