Scudamore Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 Why some people jog slower than they could walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 Scottish dialect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 Cosmetic surgery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 The appeal of soap opera's People who drink Dutch lager, Why the Scottish Premier league does that end of season split thing, People who pay to watch an Adam Sandler film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 Why the biggest and sometimes even the most skillfull players go down so f*cking easy and proceed to look like a massive bloody gay. Such as - Drogba, ronaldo, heskey, and the ugly lanky crouchie lookie like number 13 for totton town (pr!ck) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Trubble Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 1) Women who don't shave their *****. 2) People who burp out loud in public places and say "Better off out than in" 3) Men who wear nappies. 4) The Diana brigade. 5) Why people grow beards and then shave their head. 6) Why some Black Mushroom type thing's with white roots have sprouted up through my paving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints11 Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 People who have no ambition to either stay or get into shape, those who take science to be gospel, clinton morrisson being irish, chav haircuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 Why StLandrew has to over-elaborate If I didn't you may not understand. Oh, looks like I was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 People who have no ambition to either stay or get into shape, Any shape in particular ? those who take science to be gospel, Those who take the Gospels to be gospel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints11 Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 Any shape in particular ? Those who take the Gospels to be gospel. A healthy shape, not morbidly obese Religion eh!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 Pdople who eat potatoe waffles before getting to the checkout, then finding that they aren't for sale. I laugh at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 14 April, 2009 Share Posted 14 April, 2009 Dutch football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 Turd polish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 Oh When The Saints go marching in in Arabic: oh when the saints go marching in, oh when the saints go marching in i want to be in that number oh when the saints go marching in. We hate pompey we hate pompey! يا عندما يذهب القديسين في مسيرة يا عندما يسيرون في الذهاب القديسين اريد ان اكون في هذا العدد يا القديسين الذهاب عندما يسيرون فيها إننا لا نحب ونحن نكره بومبي بومبي then back into english from arabic: Oh when the saints go march in when you Saints go marching in I want to be in What this number when the saints go We do not walk where we like and we hate the Pompey Pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 15 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 15 April, 2009 How a group of people can be as bad and retarded as those that frequent Fleming Park of a sunday evening around 5pm-7pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 Anything Nintendo have built since the N64. This includes the Wii, the game cube, the DS and the Gameboy advance. The wii - yes a very clever bit of kit, but some of the games, f**kin' 'ell! The ones like playing basketball, bowling, golf, throwing bean bags. There worst is one being advertised at the moment, where 2 girls go round to each other's virtual house and do things like Easter egg hunts and going to bed. What is wrong with people, if that's their idea of fun?! Get a f**king life! Make some friends, go bowling in real life. The DS - Very similar complaints. The current "game" being advertised involves two people taking pictures of themselves, then turning the pictures blue and distorting them. I'd get bored of that "game" before I even bought it. The Game Cube - Not Nearly as bad as the wii and DS, but a sh*t console if you liked anything other than Pokemon. The GBA - Just a pointless redesign of the Gameboy Colour designed to rip off gullible kids. Bring back the N64 and Goldeneye. That was a classic game. Being a spy and shooting baddies. That's the whole point of a computer game. Doing stuff you can't do very easily in real life. Rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 People who don't want to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 Why Darren Fletcher plays for Man Utd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 - Why some men go on sun beds! Sooo ghey! - Religion - Universe/Space/Milky Way etc etc - Why ducks/swans float - Why some camels have one hump while others have two - Why some people turn the air conditioning on in the car whilst the window is open - Why Sloths are so slow - Why women dont get their boobs out when builder shout "Get your t1ts out love" - As above with vagina, "Dont be stinge, show us your *****" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 People wearing big headphones that make them look like Cybermen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 People who think Margaret Thatcher was a good PM. People who don't realise how big a role Russia played in WW2. Why it isn't more common knowledge that Britain could have prevented WW1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 That 'facebook' thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 Why women cannot judge the size of their car and stop when there is more than enough room to fit through. OOOh thats a gooden! Also...it seems to take them about 30 attempts to park in a bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 Most of this bloody corsework i am doing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 *Twitter *Fanatics which believe so much in religion they live their life according to it and are willing to sacrifice things for it, including their own life and the life of others! IMO I like the idea of an afterlife but I am not willing to 'waste' my whole life committing to something I have no whole proof exists and in turn not enjoying my life. *Gheys - how can you not find a fine female attractive and want to bone her?! *People who idolise 'meh' celebs like Jade Goody, Kerry Katona etc etc and buy those stupid crappy mag's like Heat and Hello. *Friends - the TV show. Enough with it already, its been milked dry, it just aint funny anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilB Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 Russian, Chinese. All other foreign languages come to think of it Tax/VAT forms Quantum physics Rocket science Womens logic Computer programming Off side rule in rugby That Halon thing under ground in Switzerland/France that makes black holes..apparently French fishermen & lorry drivers Risk assessements Brain surgery Face Book...crap! The rules of receivership Referees and linesmen or whatever they're called these days There's probably more but I'm going for my tea now...bye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 How something becomes nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 15 April, 2009 Share Posted 15 April, 2009 People who confuse things they don't like with things they don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 16 April, 2009 Share Posted 16 April, 2009 American Football why people like the taste of beer/lager/bitter etc?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 16 April, 2009 Share Posted 16 April, 2009 My dog. Not a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 16 April, 2009 Share Posted 16 April, 2009 why people like the taste of beer/lager/bitter etc?? :confused: :smt017:smt017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 16 April, 2009 Share Posted 16 April, 2009 :confused: :smt017:smt017 She's obviously a mentalist. I wish more things tasted like beer. A beer sandwich would be so sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 April, 2009 Share Posted 16 April, 2009 She's obviously a mentalist. I wish more things tasted like beer. A beer sandwich would be so sweet. That would be awesome. Or a beer burger. With pork scratchings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 April, 2009 Share Posted 16 April, 2009 The popularity of rugby Cricket as a form of entertainment Labour being viewed as a valid political entity The need for some people to be in a relationship regardless of how destructive it may be Why the bad foods taste good, what quirk of evolution did that!? Quantum theory 2nd order differentiation/integration Jade Goody's appeal The attraction many lads feel to anal secks with a laydee. They have something for that purpose already! Why Vauxhall have a Market share Snobery Why the eurovision song contest isn't embraced as a cultural treasure for it's comedy value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 April, 2009 Share Posted 16 April, 2009 Offside rule.... ok... most things to do with rugby Why i always hit my ball to the right when i play golf Politics in general (Surely it's all just a bull**** throwing **** contest) Why the hell women have to argue about EVERYTHING once a month Why the missus borrows my car then moans at me for moaning at her for clipping my alloys against the curb Why there are so many crap adverts on the TV Why my avatar GIF image does not work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 17 April, 2009 Share Posted 17 April, 2009 The attraction many lads feel to anal secks with a laydee. They have something for that purpose already! :confused: The dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 17 April, 2009 Share Posted 17 April, 2009 Why people get on the underground at rush hour with 5 suitcases and a pushchair then moan about there being no room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South City Si Posted 17 April, 2009 Share Posted 17 April, 2009 People who like the Apprentice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 17 April, 2009 Share Posted 17 April, 2009 Men in sandals with socks! Duckworth/Lewis Bus / Train spotters why i keep going to watch Saints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 17 April, 2009 Share Posted 17 April, 2009 :confused: The dog? Ha. I was more thinking approaching from the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff leopard Posted 17 April, 2009 Share Posted 17 April, 2009 People who think Margaret Thatcher was a good PM. People who don't realise how big a role Russia played in WW2. Why it isn't more common knowledge that Britain could have prevented WW1. The first land battle in WW1 took place in Basra, as the British defended "their" oil reserves from them Germans. I just thought I'd share that. What i dont get is this... why the phuq don't those enormous tankers, you see parked just off Fawley, sink to the bottom of the solent? You can bang on about water displacement till the ucnting cow come home and it will make no difference. They shouldn't float, IT’S A CONSPIRACY, PEOPLE! Death and life. to paraphrase Bill Hicks and Chuck Palahniuk, birth is an much of a miracle as someone eating a sandwich and then having a $hit later, the true miracle is death, how can it be that one minute you have a living entity with hopes, fears and a favourite brand of toothpaste and then a second later they become an inanimate object, a rotting lump of meat. Whats that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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