saint_stevo Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Women Men who don't follow football Rugby Women with tattoo's When to use 'there' and when to use 'their'
scott_saints Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Men that "don't like" beer Cricket Stuff to do with money Morning people The universe
Block 18 Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 There and Their is easy, the rest is just impossible to understand
Jillyanne Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Scott and Shane - are you two ever going to leave home?
Scudamore Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Scott and Shane - are you two ever going to leave home? Do you understand men in their twenties not wanting to leave their parents home?
scott_saints Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Scott and Shane - are you two ever going to leave home? Why would I do that? It's cheap and the old tit does all the stuff I wouldn't be arsed doing if I lived on my own.
Draino76 Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Male homosexuality. People not pleased RL has gone. Chav culture. Elliot wave theory. This rising stock market. Spending you way out of recession. Happiness in monogamy.
scott_saints Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 (edited) That doesn't help. Lift and thrust counteracting weight and drag. HTH Edited 14 April, 2009 by scott_saints
Scudamore Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Lift and thrust counteracting weight and drag. Something to do with having sex with fat blokes dressed as women then? Curious.
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Do you understand men in their twenties not wanting to leave their parents home? I left home at 20, and believe me steve and S13, it ain't worth getting involved in the mortgage crap as it is a proper headbake. Especially when the missus believes she understands but in reallity doesn't. Hmm, complex numbers and differentiation are a nasty piece of work too
scott_saints Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 +1. I shall expand a tad on my first post. "Lift and thrust counteracting weight and drag." Lift counteracts the weight due to the shape of the wings and the streamlined shape of the plane which forces the plane upwards. The engines produce thrust to move it forward (counteracting the drag).
Hatch Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Weights. I think I must have been off school the day the teacher taught weights. I have a complete mind block when it comes to weights and just do not understand them at all. They mean nothing to me.
Dicko Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Indians on the telephone People who vote Liberal Democrats Why Frank Bough isn't a national hero Why is prostitution illegal? Pigeon racing Why Angelina Jolie is considered the world's most gorgeous woman
Scudamore Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 I left home at 20, and believe me steve and S13, it ain't worth getting involved in the mortgage crap as it is a proper headbake. Especially when the missus believes she understands but in reallity doesn't. Hmm, complex numbers and differentiation are a nasty piece of work too Grown ups don't live with their parents... And you don't need a mortgage to move out...
scott_saints Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Grown ups don't live with their parents... This is good, because I don't plan on growing up for another 10 years yet.
St Landrew Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Loads of things. Here's just a few: If the universe started with the Big Bang, presumably something had to be around to cause it..? And what caused that something to be there..? And what caused... and so back ad-infinitum until the proto-universe disappears up its own jacksi. If the universe has a finite size... what's on the other side..? Why do some people maintain that the Earth is 6000 years old, or is flat, when it is patently obvious to the everyday viewer that it is much older, and is ball shaped..? Why do people resort to insulting each other, rather than agreeing to disagree, over the Saints Web when they clearly know that all they'll get back is counter insult, and worse, possibly an infraction..? IIRC, the UK has an average of 192 days a year when it rains. So why don't people take every advantage and go outside when it's sunny [NB: I'm as bad as everyone else]..?
scott_saints Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 God/Jesus & other religion cr@p There's no need to to understand things that aren't true so I wouldn't worry.
TheCholulaKid Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Loads of things. Here's just a few: If the universe started with the Big Bang, presumably something had to be around to cause it..? And what caused that something to be there..? And what caused... and so back ad-infinitum until the proto-universe disappears up its own jacksi. If the universe has a finite size... what's on the other side..? Look at and read about the Hubble Ultra Deep Field photo - that'll blow your mind.
Hatch Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Duckworth/Lewis Wearing tracksuits in public (other than for sporting reasons) Vegetarians Kenny Dalglish Why people use phone sex chat lines at £1.50 per minute.
swannymere Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 The pink stuff in crab sticks- what does it represent as you don't eat the shell of a crab!
Jillyanne Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 The pink stuff in crab sticks- what does it represent as you don't eat the shell of a crab! Crab sticks do not contain any crab.
Barney Trubble Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Weirdos who eat some of their shopping before they have paid for it. What's that all about? Are they too obsessed with filling their faces that they can't wait until they have paid at the till? It's rude in my opinion and I would imagine it's roots lie in Chavism. I have no idea why it makes me angry, maybe it's because I don't understand the need to eat a packet of crisps or a bag of sweets until I have paid for them. The one I saw today was a fat Moosehead with Indian ink tattoos all down her arm and she had two snotty nosed brats with her who were screaming and bawling all down the aisles. She even wore fake Reebok tracksuit bottoms, think they were called Rebock. What a Mongolian society we have become.
St Landrew Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Weirdos who eat some of their shopping before they have paid for it. What's that all about? Are they too obsessed with filling their faces that they can't wait until they have paid at the till? It's rude in my opinion and I would imagine it's roots lie in Chavism. I have no idea why it makes me angry, maybe it's because I don't understand the need to eat a packet of crisps or a bag of sweets until I have paid for them. The one I saw today was a fat Moosehead with Indian ink tattoos all down her arm and she had two snotty nosed brats with her who were screaming and bawling all down the aisles. She even wore fake Reebok tracksuit bottoms, think they were called Rebock. What a Mongolian society we have become. I don't think it's chavism. I think its roots lie in being european, because many europeans have a graze at produce they are about to buy, to see if it is of decent enough quality, or to compare with other produce. We British tend to look down on what is perfectly reasonable behaviour. I join in when in France or Italy, but refrain from doing it in Britain. BTW, I think you need to change the shops you purchase from if you're getting angry. It's obviously bothering you a lot. Are you sure it isn't just the noise of screaming kids and commerce that bothers you..?
Hatch Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 I don't think it's chavism. I think its roots lie in being european, because many europeans have a graze at produce they are about to buy, to see if it is of decent enough quality, or to compare with other produce. We British tend to look down on what is perfectly reasonable behaviour. I join in when in France or Italy, but refrain from doing it in Britain. BTW, I think you need to change the shops you purchase from if you're getting angry. It's obviously bothering you a lot. Are you sure it isn't just the noise of screaming kids and commerce that bothers you..? The people I see eating the food in supermarkets prior to payment are not being cultured. They are , as Barney Trubble said, just rude , ignorant, mannerless scum.
St Landrew Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 The people I see eating the food in supermarkets prior to payment are not being cultured. They are , as Barney Trubble said, just rude , ignorant, mannerless scum. OK, different types. I used to go into places like Tesco occasionally [that's another story] but since stopping shopping there, and keeping Sainsbury and the like down to a minimum, preferring the butcher and [green]grocer, etc... I don't tend to come across these types. Food shopping is also much more of a pleasure than the chore it used to be too.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Duckworth/Lewis Wearing tracksuits in public (other than for sporting reasons) Vegetarians Kenny Dalglish Why people use phone sex chat lines at £1.50 per minute. Phone sex lines aren't £1.50 a minute, they're. . .um . . . err Damn! :cool:
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 I don't think it's chavism. I think its roots lie in being european, because many europeans have a graze at produce they are about to buy, to see if it is of decent enough quality, or to compare with other produce. We British tend to look down on what is perfectly reasonable behaviour. I join in when in France or Italy, but refrain from doing it in Britain. BTW, I think you need to change the shops you purchase from if you're getting angry. It's obviously bothering you a lot. Are you sure it isn't just the noise of screaming kids and commerce that bothers you..? Just as well. It has been decided in the House of Lords that it is theft. It sticks in my mind because it's the question I got wrong in my Criminal Law exam.:mad:
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 (edited) The missus always eats or drinks before getting to the till, i have had this discussion before, although i can't say i am overly disgusted by it. Edited 14 April, 2009 by Smirking_Saint Crap english
saint_stevo Posted 14 April, 2009 Author Posted 14 April, 2009 This missus always eats or drinks before getting to the till, i have had this discussion before, although i can't say i am overly disgusted by it. Sounds about right....
Arizona Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Lift and thrust counteracting weight and drag. HTH Actually no, you just press a big button and the Earth moves downwards through space 36,000ft.
Dicko Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Who decides when easter is? Easter is celebrated on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox
Weston Super Saint Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Easter is celebrated on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox He was a precise fella that Jesus wasn't he?
mack rill Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Who decides when easter is? Cadbury,:smt047,,,,simples.
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Sounds about right.... Just waiting for her to start doing the ironing down one of the isles, or even at home would be nice.
Al de Man Posted 14 April, 2009 Posted 14 April, 2009 Mandarin (the language, not the citrus fruit) Clementine (the Mark Owen song, not the citrus fruit) Satsuma (the citrus fruit, how many different names does a small orange need?) People who try to explain how aeroplanes work without mentioning the Bernoulli Effect
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