Can I exchange meat for sex too?

[Master Bates]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7988169.stm

[Saint in Paradise]

If human women fell for that every bloke would become a butcher I suspect

[SNSUN]

I regularly give my girlfriend some meat.

[saint_stevo]

I regularly give my girlfriend some meat.

 

me 2

[Master Bates]

me 2

 

Me 3, SNSUN's g/f is a cheat!

[SNSUN]

Me 3, SNSUN's g/f is a cheat!

 

Hmm, would explain the bucket gash.

[saint_stevo]

Hmm, would explain the bucket gash.

 

i like it, not often i meet a bird where i can get so much friction

[SNSUN]

i like it, not often i meet a bird where i can get so much friction

 

If she poos on your chest, it means she likes you.

[Master Bates]

If she poos on your chest, it means she likes you.

 

What about in the mouth?

[hamster]

What about in the mouth?

 

She doesn't like you, she loves you.